Peak Cinema Pokémon (shitpost) + prompts for week 36
Added 2022-08-14 14:01:04 +0000 UTC
Hi everyone, hope you're all having a great weekend. I'm back to showcase this week's Fakemon and collect prompts for future Fakemon! There are no restrictions to the ideas you are allowed to suggest, but I particularly like Fakemon ideas that have something to do with current events or releases!
Thanks for the prompt, Martin Scorsussy! Here's the Peak Cinema Fakemon you asked for:



To Pokémon, it's lethal. To humans, it's deadly.
Leave your own suggestions in the comments and/or choose your favourite idea from the poll below. I'll make the most popular option from the poll for next week, unless there's something relevant happening in pop culture that I want to reference via a Fakemon.
Let me know if you have any questions!
PS: I've sorted the poll by the most popular choices. If I don't put your idea in next week's poll it doesn't mean I don't like it, but that there's a reason why I don't think the idea would work (for example: me not being familiar with the inspiration or the idea not matching the Wooden Plank audience). In that case, I suggest changing the idea. I occasionally trim the fat from the poll by removing choices that consistently get few votes.
This is, of course, a huge shitpost, but I will use the results of this poll and new suggestions after my break, so prompts are very welcome.
Comments
and don't forget, 1HKOs all sinistea and polteagist.
Anonymous Monkey
2022-08-21 09:42:31 +0000 UTCBritish type: Super effective against Grass (they invented lawn mowers, after all), Fire (they also invented modern fire extinguishers), Rock (Stonehenge, amirite?), and Dragon (natch); not very effective against Ice (the Titanic), Psychic (Aleister Crowley), or Ghost (they have a lot, I hear). Take 1/2 damage from Grass, Water (historic Navy), and Dark (they're used to it); take 2x damage from Fire (The Great London Fire), Flying (stupid Wright Brothers taking the credit), Ghost and Dragon (also natch).
Tejayes
2022-08-15 13:39:21 +0000 UTCReshiram and Zekrom are Yin and Yang and the Forces of Nature, in their Therian’s Forms, are the guardians
Wesley Reed
2022-08-15 02:59:20 +0000 UTCOr maybe an entire set based on the four cardinal guardians. You'd get a tiger, dragon, bird and a friggin turtle
PineappleApoc
2022-08-15 01:11:44 +0000 UTC2 legendary pokemon based of the yin and yang mythology. One being a tiger named tigon and the other being a dragon named drager
NEXO FORT NINJA
2022-08-14 21:01:08 +0000 UTCI lost it at adamant morb
Tommy Galvin
2022-08-14 18:09:04 +0000 UTCA pair of Pokémon based on Cosmo and Wanda from the Fairly Oddparents.
John Leonard
2022-08-14 16:47:45 +0000 UTCWhat about a trio of waterbased pokemon based on the new idols from splatoon 3?
Monet4Nakama
2022-08-14 15:38:26 +0000 UTC🤮 british
A Sad Fat Dragon with No Friends
2022-08-14 15:18:56 +0000 UTCHey, I thought this was supposed to be a shitpost!
Supercharged (CEO of 9-Volt)
2022-08-14 14:46:17 +0000 UTCPerhaps Pokemon based on elements of Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere.
Paperdust
2022-08-14 14:04:34 +0000 UTCHere’s a Fakemon idea. A Hisuian normal-type Eeveelution that evolves when an Eevee reaches Level 20.
Karelia Cristina
2022-08-14 14:04:19 +0000 UTCIt's... beautiful
Erica
2022-08-14 14:03:56 +0000 UTC