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Hey GUYS (hahah like the podcast title) it's Bryan here, but you can also call me Queeber, which is a nickname I love. I love it almost as much as I love S'ing on T's (sucking on titties). Anyways, better get to it, I gotta go watch AEW wrestling, which I watch even though it's such absolute shit and the matches barwely have any extended headlock time. Oh shit I said barwely instead of barely, but I'm not even gonna fix it!!!

Anyways, The drop goes live March 18th, and we are once again giving you guys early access, three hours before the public drop. Will post the password right on this very page on the morning of the 18th at 9amPST.

This was Bryan that made this post...this was me I mean. I call myself 'me' I don't call myself Bryan of course lol

Early Drop Access For Patrons

Comments

*tarping the post to get the best spots hours early. *

World's Least Interesting Man

I was really hoping the challenge coin was going to cost like $600+. Spending that much is part of the experience

Ben Piss and Shit

I want single guy stuff

Biannual Beats

Tom’s dick machine really elevates the coin

ZZA

Sorry Guys, I'm gonna be tarping the patreon so I can be the first to buy the freakin coin!!!

Ian H. B.

I don't know what soccer position "oil & gas" is, but Chris must be happy about this news: https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/business/company-news/2025/03/10/whitecap-says-joining-forces-with-veren-will-create-resilient-oil-and-gas-player/

Tommy

I wouldn't support a Canadian company either.

singleguyinplayroom

Couples: $60 Single men: $90

Tommy

🤤

Kellen Singer

unfortunately they are owned by Gildan, and we decided to stay away from using anything Gildan owned. I agree they make damn good shirts though, but yeah we won't ever be using them.

Bryan Quinby

Can we get some tees on COMFORT COLORS next time? Please?

Rex Sharpe

How much is the fee?

disc0p

I am the ONLY official Guys stickers grader. Send me your stickers and I'll grade them for a fee.

Tommy

The screenshot was taken by Guys' new social media manager and former Obergruppenführer of Canada Justin Trudeau.

singleguyinplayroom

Snackin on turds?

singleguyinplayroom

While we have you here Bryan, can you finally admit that you went upstairs during the sex parties?

singleguyinplayroom

Did I sign up for the Patreon just so I could get early access to the violence gang hoodie? I’ll never tell (It was that and the fart guys video episode)

Libby

a fantastic merch drop from our pals queeber (he loves to be called that) and the ghris

Helena McCoy

I love my Merch Drop Privilege

Erin Buelow

Guys shirt goes hard 🔥

Alejandro Venecia

Cool shirt

Ethan

Q’ber loves S’n on T’s

Kellen Singer

“Noooo that’ll ruin the resale market!!!” -Greg

Jordan Stamm

I was starting to think Bryan didn’t really write this, but “barwely” is such a flub it couldn’t have been anyone else

patchrick

Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect this isn't Bryan...

Michael Coutts

on the next drop we MIGHT do a sticker pack that includes the commons and semi commons and then some new ones. But the rare ones you have to get lucky for, sorry!

Bryan Quinby

barwely

Pattern Recognizer Jr

I'm going to find your address and have your local violence gang pay you a visit.

WobblyGreg

This guy is a sticker flipper. He just buys rare podcast stickers and sells them on eBay for hundreds.

Jordan Stamm

Barwely

tristan

S’n on T’s

RemyBlovko

Sticker Guy over here - how much extra do I have to pay to get all of those damn stickers?

WobblyGreg

barwely

raprock_obarna

the screenshot says "Canada". I think this may not be Bryan, noted non-Canada guy

Heather-Pleather

appreciate it queeber 💕

Kasper Shaddox

You heard it here, folks, he loves when we call him Queeber! (Also the Guys Typology shirt kicks ass)

Edie Fakename

It's great to hear from Bryan Queeber Quinby on the Patreon!

Lambda

Thanks Queeber

Doug “Bubba” Hughes

Classic Queeb

Spencer Greenfield


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