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Sunday Night Stream 1/26/2025

Heyyy, we checked in with some people that we have missed out on lately like Andy Elliot and Our Loss Prevention guy told us one of his most pathetic stories yet

Youtube Link

https://youtu.be/3jDEol7kZyY

Comments

Hang in there Ghris!

Calvin

Are you able to make it so we can see the twitch chat when you post the streams?

tony

Got my “flub” hat yesterday, it rules.

Chris

The first year of my daughters life was literally the worst of my life mentally, it’ll get easier!! You guys are doing great!

Gabbie

The lpo guy is kinda cute to me

ceeg

nolands shirts get more and more unhinged

Ethan Gray

Check out Vallerret Photography gloves. Index and thumb on both hands folds back to the second knuckle so you can use your fingertips really well. I wear them in -30c while shoveling and my hands are still warm.

Vincenzo Mancinelli

When he does come back he’s “a changed man” because he was in so deep. So going forward he only stays at Super 8 motels, he winces in pain anytime an old lady wants to chop it up with him cause it brings up the pain of allocate of his “sick ma”, and he rages everytime he sees a forklift…but his store manager wife just cries cause she’s like “you’ve changed!! You’re not the man i sent in there!”

Kelland

Hope things get better for you soon Chris 🙏

J

3 stars (the best score possible) would imbibe

Dan

I kept wondering if LPO guy was dating his store manager wife at the time of this story and if he had to give her a talk before he went to Missouri like "I might not come back from this"

maddsmcgee

Bethany Missouri has like 3000 people and is a pit lol it's so funny to imagine this dumbass trying to do The Departed there

Aaron Harrison

Why is Andy Elliott is dressed up like Snooki?

Chris Nephew

Queeber and Gris clowning on a loss prevention guy is pure anarcho comedy gold

Patrick Miller

Chris looks okay, but Bryan looks great!

Homicide Note Victim

Classic Mad Dog Chris raging at peoples handles in the chat 😂

Bill Fraser

I want a pitcher of that all to myself

Ben Piss and Shit

Just now noticing he wasn't even inside the distribution center lol. They made him sit in a smoking lounge no one uses anymore to watch if someone literally walks out the main door holding a boxed TV or something. This was 100% some cockamamie plan he cooked up by himself and his store manager was happy to be rid of him for a few days.

Sharkparty

Literally just saw a Lebowski themed beer in the grocery store called “The Brewed-Abides…a White Russian inspired Milk Stout”

Kelland

I will never get tired of that Loss Prevention Doofus lmao

Tyler Kurth

Bryan mentioned doing a roofing job in Middletown Ohio, thats my current location and it is a real dump, also home of our VP

Andrew Caudill

Andy Elliot wearing something that shows the outline of his balls on a show called “Live Roleplay” is a real LifeStyle ™ choice

Matty C

Are we sure Elliott isn’t experiencing some kind of Big situation and those clothes are actually intended for a small child?

Cthulhusbedandbreakfast

Loss prevention looking for "long arm Tom"

David Brown

If loss prevention guy had gotten to work the night shift he could have found all the play rooms the punks were hiding

chris not gris

My god this loss prevention guy is the gift that keeps giving. WOw what a loser

Boot Scoots Riley

How does the loss prevention guy get more pathetic every time?

Damian Sein

In tears at that undercover loss prevention part. 100% a Kevin James movie.

Andrew

Chris yet again you’re right and all the Americans mansplaining are wrong. You can get informal estimates for mortgages online without giving information to loan sharks. A bank, who would be giving a mortgage, does not sell information the way lending tree would. Bryan gave his information to a program that is specifically for getting loan sharks offers (eg payday loans). I have also done estimates on mortgages and it’s literally just a calculator online, I think there’s even state and federal resources lmao. Also banks will do it. Bryan is just silly!

Mosie

I think he said he didn’t get paid for night hours. I have a feeling night time binocular recon wasn’t part of the job duties

gav

did Bryan happen to get between the att salesman and the door Rocky style?

SlowTrickle

Chris and Katie are right Langhorne Slim rules

Lauren

On antibiotics right now after I had my teeth deep cleaned (don't put it off like me and Queeber - it IS that expensive and you DO need it). Anyhoo, my shits for the last week look like Thermopylae.

Robert Armstrong

Idk how college works nowadays but being at a party and being like “my mom rules” is probably cool nowadays. Hopecore or some shit

Matty C

Best way to start a work week. Let’s go boy let’s hurt old people, let’s clog a toilet or two, let’s wear our shoes on the furniture at the swingers house.

Moose


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