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Guys+ 1/10/2025

Well hello, it is another Friday another Guys+

We looked at some lawn guys, talked about the smelly house I grew up in, a cool bourbon tour owner and the MCU. We ended with a loss prevention war story video.

Comments

Charlie Cox is English

Thomas Theakston

Bad Company is the epitome of wuss rock

Homicide Note Victim

Gris was in the REAL violence gang. He was worse!

ahb

Intro looks rad

Beckett

Someone let Bryan know they're coming out with a new Ninja Creami with a soft serve function, he definitely needs that

Andrew Caudill

Love when Chris thinks of a joke after the moment has past and Bryan always no sells it. Thanks for bringing loss prevention guys back Chris

Tate Adams

I'm the clueless guy with infinite spare time accidentally stumbling into movies

Collin mcneil

I will make it part of my routine. Sorry about that

Bryan Quinby

I went to a swingers club as a single lady at 19 and I can confirm you are treated like a celeb and people follow you around

Bleysuffr

can we get youtube links again pleeeease

János Kapuvári

I imagine the loss prevention guy is going to these locations to relive his glory days. Genuinely these were the best moments of his life.

Christopher Eggert

Bryan- Newfoundland is pronounced newfin-LAND. Please respect our beloved disgusting dogs

J

Kofi!

Mawusi

Upper class Twit of the Year deserves an honourable mention

Mickey Flykick

I used to work loss prevention for Target and for how crazy these guys describe the job their stories are so stupid. I had what I consider a pretty typical LP "career" and I have easily a dozen more interesting stories than that guy. Never heard many people who thought Kohl's was the place to work, though, everyone wanted to come to Target. Something I don't remember if you covered in the original episode was that even as boring as these guys make these stories sound, the one interesting thing about them, the fighting, is 100% exaggerated. Most retailers don't allow you to touch shoplifters, and even those that do have strict rules about what you're allowed to do. Certainly not throw punches or do anything that could actually hurt them. They're almost certainly making that up, I think.

Sharkparty

Shopko is a knock-off walmart from Wisconsin

khajimak

I'm in Nebraska, Shopko was a department store like Walmart and Target

Dolph Johngren

Justice for Coffee

Jackie

I desperately need a Merchant’s Privilege hoodie next merch drop

Cthulhusbedandbreakfast

Kroger Marketplace mentioned

LPO Crane Jefferson

Coffee’s a damn menace.

Alan

TONY HAWK FOR IRON MAN

Kevdogmarxist

Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam! EDIT: To Chris' point, though, the Spam sketch isn't top tier. That is reserved for "How Not to be Seen, "The Funniest Joke in the World," "Confuse a Cat," etc.

Robert Armstrong

Queeber what is MERSHENT privilege??? 1:46:24 FLUB FLUB FLUB. Gris you gotta call that shit out

dadjokefan

Father of a toddler checking in. Don't have a ton of time to see movies. Absolutely check runtimes for every movie I see

David Brown

Not that it matters, but I think only John Cleese has turned right-wing and the other surviving members of Monty Python are okay.

Grant M

After the last stream, now I want the Guys+ theme to include a sample of Michael Noland saying "Tonight, I'm gonna take this moron's own words, and nail his ass"

Shortshine

First and guy

Tommy


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