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Wrestling Guys (Sort Of) with Gwen

We did it, a mix between a Guys+ and a main episode. We got to a lot of stuff over the 90 minutes. Are they planting kids in the audience to give autographs? What moves should you apply to your friend that thinks wrestling was fake? What if wrestling was real and Ticketmaster Reviews!

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Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but the reason a Football game like Cowboys vs 49ers or some shit don't need a story is because the match is inherently a contest? Two teams play and the better team prevails because they played better. In Wrestling, the match is predetermined, its inherently NOT an actual contest so why does it matter who moves "up or down" in the rankings? They aren't actually competing, so why do "the rankings" matter, why would the outcome matter beyond fake rankings? I'm not really a Wrestling person (its fun to watch, but I've just never been that into it) but thats why the stories matter, because then the outcome affects the progression of that storyline and its continuing development, rather than "You see how Steve Punchman's doing this season? He's number 3 right now! Guess the producers decided he would win more times and be number 3 this year!" That doesn't seem particularly interesting. All the wrestling I've ever seen was fun cause it was like an Anime or something, like one-time I think I saw John Cena wrestle what seemed to be implyed to be almost a "shadow version" of himself who was like, a Swamp Warlock or something, it was fuckin sweet

BizarreManatees

gwen is easily in the top 3 guests on guys. what a legend

wormbrained

We need a territory wrestling guys episode. I think Chris would really enjoy it.

Tom

Blue Jackets catching strays this ep

V Ingram

and sells merchandise inspired by Vince McMahon’s horrific sex crimes

Robert Aitken

On the last free episode of Guys Chris said 'moojority' instead of 'Majority'.

Ross McWilliams

Bryan is spittin about wrestling at the end. That's why NJPW is for the real heads. The match is the story!

Kikuchiyo

Nash is one of the only big name old wrestlers who speaks about it with a grounded context and doesn’t do carny mythmaking. He talks about his career like he’s a normal guy who spent some time in a weird, dangerous niche of the entertainment industry, just trying to save up money and not get hurt. It’s refreshing.

Ethan Cheng

Start by pretending it’s a sport and then add fantastical elements to the plot that a real sport wouldn’t be able to. That’s what I want to see and i concede im firmly in the minority

leem

I agree with Bryan’s point at the end. Wrestlemania 40 night 2 conclusion with a series of unconvincing cameo appearances from stars to do one move is one of the worst I’ve felt watching wrestling, and it was one of the best nights of people’s lives

leem

If nfl games don’t have stories they get moved to an earlier non-prime time time slot because nobody cares about them. If they have stories they get moved to prime time like this week’s Vikings/lions

Jacob K

Gwen is a cool name

grant brown

Violence Gang represent

Matt Cain

that’s why they call him The Innovator of Flubbance

Robert Aitken

yup. wrestling “stories” don’t need to be complicated (generally better if they aren’t!). it should be on the wrestlers and other people involved to make us care (and care meaning want to see them beat the shit out of eachother)

Robert Aitken

*Butt

Robert Aitken

https://youtu.be/67MVCrYh9Y4?si=YJ8xeq79CvvKOAtK

Robert Aitken

I was floored when Bryan said his favorite wrestler ever was Kevin Nash. Fucking Diesel-era Nash, too! What the hell.

J Wick

I didn't even start the episode and that IS a terrific start.

Ged Sperber

Someone artistically inclined needs to do an illustration of Queeber creeping on and talking to Bryan like it's Venom.

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

Bryan probably won't read this so Chris can you please let Bryan know that prostate exams have been determined to be mostly useless and he doesn't need to be getting them and talking about them so often?

Lou Bega Freak

I ask this as a wresting fan and someone who scored highly on this questionnaire myself

Nils

After listening to this and nearly every other episode, I need to ask: How much do I need to donate to have Bryan take the RAADS-R Autism Screening (https://embrace-autism.com/raads-r/#test) test on a livestream? This is a serious request. He’ll probably need to have Chris or Gwen there so that he answers honestly.

Nils

Brett "The Shitman" Fart™️

BB

Bryan is right! The type of 'stories' a wrestling writer is going to come up with will always suck. Wrestling feuds should be about money, titles, or a personal issue like 'we were a tag team that broke up'. Once it goes beyond that i am living in fear of someone else walking into the room when the show is on.

Jeremy Smith

Queeber leading the stable violence gang LLC that has swinger parties after the show and the other wrestlers talk shit about Bryan plugging up the toilets

Boot Scoots Riley

Unsanctioned Pro puts on monthly indy shows in Columbus at Ace of Cups. Could definitely see Bryan managing someone there

Boot Scoots Riley

Bryan revealing that he doesn't really like wrestling at the end of the episode akin to him revealing he doesn't know what the word "cheap" means in the cheap guys episode. Phenomenal

Kyle Myers

organically, you guys have recreated the afternoon show with the three archetypes on-mic this episode. gwen is a great addition

terminal_cool

If they can hold kayfabe they can hold a picket line

Blank

Wrestlers need to go on strike and demand higher wages (2 hotdogs and 2 handshakes)

Tommy

Bryan had to go through a Queeber detox before becoming a nice guy

Perry

Formatting flub and intro flub, you're spoiling us bryan

FA

Pic paste flub

Tommy

Wrestlers call themselves workers bc they sell their labor for a wage and do not own the means of production

Blank

How do you manage to find new ways to flub the posts?

Not Even a Show

"You can see her on the hot wife tier, it's my daughter" off to a great start

Jack Beckmann

The flub formatting of this post, SMDH

Joe Sposto

Oh hell yeah Gwen rules

Jake


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