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In days such as these, much as I love chains I’m really trying to support local restaurants. If Mitch, Wiger, Emma, or Yusong were to do a double on one of your favorite standalone restaurants—maybe one that’s killing it with COVID safety or otherwise deserves a special shout-out right now—what would it be?

Benjamin

I have lived in South Korea for 8 years and usually do a Friendsgiving. We usually have a turkey and the regular side dishes but there are also great Korean side dishes that work well with Thanksgiving food. I like the jeon, Korean savory pancakes. My question is: what non traditional Thanksgiving food would you like to add to your Thanksgiving meal?

Dan Lacey

I love pho. When I was in vietnam it was served as a breakfast! I had no clue and was super stoked. What food would you switch to an alternative time of day?

Emery Mitchem

I subscribe to You’re the Man Now Dog’s Patreon, and they recently sent out free masks, with their logo on them, to all of their September patrons. My question to the Doughboys and Emma is: Where’s my free stuff? P.S. I wear a 33/34 pant, a large shirt and a size 10 1/2 shoe. Thanks in advance!

Michael Pemulis

Wrong Wiger show there, Charlie

Steve Danger

Also RIP to JT. Heard Rulloff’s isn’t coming back when the new building is finished. As a former Nines-er I know Mark’s gotta be feeling #blessed to sell the building before everything went downhill (literally and figuratively). Just heard Carriage House is next on the block, tho apparently CTB is thriving in their new spot so maybe not everyone is running down the hill quite as fast as I’ve heard... sorry, just excited to talk to fellow Ithacans about Ithaca food and IT departments, don’t get either of those joys too often in Philly 😅

Steve Danger

Former IC IT Dept here and I want to start an interhill war but damnit Yusong you’re just too sweet and nice and good. HJS, you’re cool too I guess ❤️

Steve Danger

Around this cozy time of the year, I like to watch certain unconventional movies that I associate with the holidays (like the Shining as a Christmas movie). Are there any non-holiday movies that you gravitate towards during this season?

Sam Bares

If the doughboys won the 2020 election by a lot.. which food related mascot would you choose as your VPs?.. also which resturant menu would you choose as youre being sworn in during your oath of office ceremony in lieu of a bible or other religious text?..

Nick Sepe

You talk a lot about nostalgia from your childhood when it comes to food. However, is there anything food related you see that kids get to have today that you wish you had in your childhood? Are there things this generation of kids will be nostalgic for that our generation didn't have that you wish we grew up with?

Roy Fox

If the doughboys were elected president (and vice president, respectively), what kind of fast food feast would you have prepared (à la the “orange buffoon”) for your guests?

molecularlionel

What level of toasted-ness do you like your s’mores?

Alexander Piper

When's Spencer Crittenden coming back on the pod?

Kevin Dyke

During a recent episode, Wiger was sharing his corporate language experience with Skittles lentils, but also kept correcting Mitch on the correct pluralization of Cheeze-Itz. I figured I would go straight to the source and ask the Kellogg Corporation and they have provided me their definition: "There is not an official naming its all up to the eyes and ears of the individual." Like Mitch, Kellogg's too believes in the linguistic principal of common usage. Nothing has made me laugh more this year than discovering your podcast during Munch Madness. You have brought me true joy through this awful period of history. Love you guys, Emma, Yusong, and yes, even Susser.

Lloyd The Oaf

CIT! Everyone works remotely now, and the University is doing very well vs COVID! Thanks Yusong!

HJS

!!!!! IT Department represent. Hope things are well!

Yusong Liu

If you were to die in some hilarious food-related accident what would it be? I myself would like to fall into a giant ice cream mixer and be frozen/crushed to death.

Andy Smith

When I was a kid my dad introduced me to PB&Js. Its everything you like in PB&J on toast but the butter is cooked in and the peanut butter gets creamier when warm. Do you any of you have any little twists you make to a classic eats?

Bry-N

Not food related, but since both of you have worked in writers rooms. How do you tell a friend who works for you, that they are not working hard enough.

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Where is BugMane

Pat

You've got to start answering the door in elaborate disguises, I think

Kathryn Evans

We know that Yusong was an intern at [redacted podcast company]. How did Emma get thrown into the Doughboys universe?

Luke

When I was a kid, I went to catholic school and on fridays we’d get hot lunch from BK. And my mom supported me being a little fat girl and would get me a double order of the tenders. And I would exclaim, “I LOVE THESE SO MUCH I COULD EAT MY WAY OUT OF ROOM FILLED TO THE BRIM W/ THESE AND STILL WANT MORE!” So if you guys had to eat your way out of a room filled with X what would X be? Love you guys. (Night) Spoon Nation!

Chelsea

It’s fall, there’s a chill in the air, so that means... it’s soup season! What’s your Mount Soupmore? And no, ramen is not soup. Mine includes chili, corn chowder, miso soup, and minestrone.

Sam

Has Wiger gotten to the credits in Hades yet?

Rosser

Judgement needed! I am a high school teacher and yesterday there was a last minute switch to the lunch menu which was announced over the loudspeaker; that the lunch option for the day would be replaced with buffalo wing dip, chips and celery. This polarized the school staff and student body; some delighted in the change and swore that this was the best lunch ever served at school while others raged in indignation that dip is not a main meal- it's a side or a snack, and larger quantities of it does not change that status. My class is divided, student against teacher, lab partner against lab partner- it's a mess! (literally, as they have to eat in the classroom due to COVID). We look to you to end this conflict- is buffalo wing dip with chips and celery alone a meal?

Alpine Azalea

Guys - when are we gonna get a sweet video version of podcast? Also Mitch have you ever been to Espresso Pizza in Medford? Hi Emma!

Jeff Ullman

For all of the Doughboys crew - Were your parents good cooks? What was your favorite dish they would make?

Erik Kang

did you know speedrunning legend Andrew G. is from Quincy?

Elias Bovard

Update: I am now a Master in Mass Communication and I owe it mo(i)stly to the Dough Boys podcast.

Tiago Augusto Souza Barreiro

this question is for everyone: what's the weirdest experience you've had with food delivery (outside of ordering food for the podcast and pre-covid)?

billy

Last year at work, a new intern came up to me and said “oh hey I think I’ve delivered grubhub to you before!” Then, months later, I had recently moved apartments, and a different driver drops off food for me and says “oh hey man, you move?” How do I get grubhub drivers to stop absolutely owning me? I really would rather not accept ‘order less grubhub’ as an answer.

Zachary Atticus Turner

Where do you feel proudest and most embarrassed about being a regular/having the staff know you? My proudest is my favourite pizza joint,

Emily

There is an area of the pizza where the cheese and sauce end and the crust begins. A lot of the time the sauce can pool. Do you enjoy this bite? My wife hates it, but I love it. Also, what would you call this delectable section.

hunter Blakney

What is a previously believed, but now disproven food fact that you wish could have been true? For example: I wish that a glass of juice in the morning was actually healthy and not just a sugar bomb.

David Tres

Do the dough boys believe in drive thru etiquette? Things like never ordering too much or making odd requests?

Kenny Gardner

If each of you were a chain restaurant yourselves, which one would you be and why? ....Or, would you be a new chain restaurant that doesn’t exist yet?

Chelsea Gray

Hi Nick, Mitch, Emma and the Ghost of Yusong - when I was in high school, I worked at my hometown's local burger joint, Flippin' Burgers (formerly in Newton, Mass!), and at the end of service each night, my manager Bert would play Neil Young while we closed up shop. To this day, whenever I hear Neil Young, whether it's "Rockin' in the Free World" or "Heart of Gold," I have a Proustian memory of this job, burgers and hard work. What are some of your vivid sense memories related to food? Big fan of the podcast - Jason

Jason Kuo

Why is King Taco the best authentic Mexican food chain L.A? That is all.

Luis Cetina

What delicious animal, vegetable, or fruit would you like to be? And, based on your choice, what dish would you like to be prepared in?

Zeke Gonzalez

With Thanksgiving coming around the corner, I was reminiscing on the past family Thanksgiving gatherings I've had and which ones had the best food. That made me wonder, out of Mitch, Nick, Emma, and Yusong, who would you trust to cook a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, and who would you trust the least?

Miri S

Hi Nick, Mitch, Emma, and Yusong - my friend from Albuquerque once told me that ordering your chile "christmas" (meaning with red & green chiles) was a sure sign someone was a tourist in New Mexico. Are there any similar culinary tip offs that someone is from out of town in your hometowns? - Thanks! Willy

QPLK

Hey Doughboys, your pod is without a doubt one of the tastiest, according to the 2020 Discover Pod awards released a day ago you are the best food podcast! Congrats on that my question is if you could host another podcast for a week including its hosting duties to prepare for the episode, which would you choose? Thanks guys happy recording :)

Noah Wright

Hi boys! Here's my question. I was once attracted to a woman who, after a few dates, admitted that she didn't see anything special in food outside of sustenance. She admitted if there was a pill she could take to never have to eat again she would. Any attraction I had for her immediately evaporated. Outside of solving world hunger, replacing food with a pill seems to me to be removing one of the most pleasurable things we have in this short life. Would you guys take the pill? Would you have a similar reaction as me?

Robert Davidson

Hi Doughboys! Are there any fast food items that you upgrade when you bring home to eat? I’m from Philly and it’s pretty well known that wawa has weak tomatoes, so if I have a juicy tomato at home, I’ll get my hoagie without and add them myself. Thanks!

Pmforce5

I had never heard the word ‘varietal’ used like you two use it (possibly because I’m British), but now it has seeped into my vocabulary. What are words that you only know/use regularly because you’ve encountered them via food?

John Lean

Because choices around food seem to be the only actionable way for the public to affect climate change I've decided to give up beef and try to eat more veggies. I'm getting pretty sick of chicken, but am still enjoying roasted sweet potatoes and prepackaged salads from Vons. Supposedly Chipotle, Sweet Green and Veggie Grill are all pretty eco friendly but who really knows. Do you take climate change or other environmental issues into account when you eat? What would be your go to for veggie focused chain meal? Sorry if this comment is depressing... much love J

J M D

How do you like your water? Are you a room temp person, or do you like it ice cold? Does Wiger microwave his water?

MS Paint Trash

Hi guys! I’ve reignited my love for Ellios pizza but always feel like frozen pizzas lack a little something. I’ve been adding fresh sliced onions and a little more cheese which has made them even better! My questions is...do you guys ever add fresh ingredients to your frozen pies? If so, what are your faves? I also like to add corn on there sometimes. It adds some sweetness and a lil freshness. Gross or no?

Kathryn Roach

If you could only eat one type of meat for the rest of time, i.e. Pork, Beef, Chicken, etc... Which would you pick?

William Martin

I’ll say: pizza. It baffles me that pizza by the slice is not a drive thru thing.

John Aramini

If you had to kill and eat any fictional(anthropomorphic) animal, which would you choose?

Marc Bahbahani

Hey Doughboys, with the holiday season coming up, I want to know if you have any favorite non-traditional foods for the holidays or memorable non-traditional holiday meals. I remember my first year living on my own I couldn't visit my family for Thanksgiving and I made a giant batch of spicy chicken tacos and watched football by myself. It was amazing. Thanks! PS, Nang Gang forever

Bill Zilch

What’s the worst execution of a great food item that you’ve ever had? In college, I bought a discount frozen pizza that tasted like ketchup on cardboard. I will never forget the brand: Mr. P’s frozen pizza.

Cory L

To the Doughboys, Burgers are without a doubt a sum-of-its-parts situation, and of all your typical toppings, I think Lettuce can be a low-key significant component. It could even make or break a burger! My question is: What are your thoughts on the different forms of burger Lettuce? Do have a favorite? Shredded? Whole Leaf? Chopped? Iceberg? Romaine? Fancy Crap? Thanks for the good times, Eric from New Jersey PS. Next time you're both back on the East Coast, you've gotta hit Barebuger.

Eric

It's popular wisdom that the more delicious a food is, the worse it is for you — and vice versa, the healthier a food is, the worse it tastes. What are the foods that defy that trend? In other words, what food items are A) delicious yet surprisingly healthy, and B) super decadent yet not very good?

Max Pianowitz

I just landed in Boston with my girlfriend to meet her parents for the first time. As a long time listener I am so excited to try Pizzeria Regina. Are there any other restaurants I should try while in the greater Boston area?

Ciro Gaimari

I sometimes eat MacDonald's french fries with leftover Wingstop honey mustard sauce. If you could combine a main dish, a side, and a condiment/sauce from 3 different chains to make the perfect combo, what would it be?

conor woods

How do you both feel about being passed over for the roles of the two Italian gangster brothers in the new season of Fargo (which are obviously based on you both)?

pissopossum

I've been recently called a monster for putting my shoes on by putting on one sock then one shoe, then the other sock and shoe. I was then told the, "normal" way to do it is both socks then both shoes. I'm I a big ol Dummy or doesn't it matter? How do you put on your shoes and socks?

Mike

This is a food/music hybrid question. Think of your favorite meals, or specific items of food. Now think of your favorite songs, or pieces of music. What are some similarities between them? Does a favorite meal pair well with a favorite song? Does crunching into a cool ranch Dorito sync up with a tasty lick on a guitar? Is this question way too out there? Quarantine may be making me lose my mind. Luckily I have the pod to keep my grey matter intact. Thank you all for being there during these hellscape times.

John ketchupspectre

Hi Spoonman & Forkboy & Crew, Do you remember a time when you exerted maximum effort in making a meal only to have it backfire in some way? If not, maybe a homemade meal you’re most proud of? (For example: I once spent hours making ravioli from scratch to impress my girlfriend. I accidentally boiled them for too long causing the cheese inside to curdle. It tasted off but we ate a good amount out of politeness - and later became violently ill) Thanks! Love you all, thanks for doing what you do! And stay safe this winter.

Brian Jenkins

Have you ever considered doing an episode or tournament reviewing foods that Mitch mispronounces? E.g. hut dugs, pup corn, Pupeye's, Puppa Johns, reece's pieces, etc,

Rob Klein

During the winter holiday season we often go all out on a big meal. What is the most extravagant meal you have during the holidays whether it be unusual, fancy, or executed masterfully? I enjoy your show, keep up the good work please.

Dbridge

Marry/F#&k/Kill* 1. Perfectly crisp french fries with your favorite dipping sauces 2. An array of handmade tacos from a local taco truck 3. Out-of-the-oven, thin-crust Margarita pizza with gorgeous leoparding *Definitions: Marry – to have and to hold and eat for the rest of your life, your partner in crime through thick and thin, your go-to when things are tough F#&k – one night of carnal, mouth-watering bliss…where afterwards your hair is frazzled and you're no longer a Doughboy but a Doughman Kill – to eliminate from existence entirely, no one shall ever speaketh of its name for it is FORBIDDEN!

Rob Roan

During the Arden Myrin episode, it was mentioned that Cheesecake factory was part of the Doughboys origin. Tell us the rest of the story of how this terrible show came into being. Who's idea was it? How did Mitch and Wiger decide to team up to crate a show about chain restaurants?

Randall Bleichner

From 1976 to 1987, the Swedish government owned and operated the fast food chain CLOCK. Among its items: the Big Mac-inspired Big Clock. Its main competitor at the time was indeed McDonald's -- and from what I can recall, Clock more than held its own. In 1991, the state sold off Clock to a private owner, and it quickly fell on hard times. The last location closed in 1999. QUESTION: What fast food chain would you like to be owned and run by the government?

Martin Degrell

I promise there is a question at the end. 9 years ago I went to IHOP for the first time. It was a rainy Monday morning and I was in need of a good breakfast to get ready for an over-the-phone job interview. [At the time I was driving all over the country, often sleeping in my truck except when I had the pleasure of sleeping in a work trailer next to an oil rig. I really needed this job.] I drove to a nearby IHOP, avoiding the downpour. Had a waffle, sausage, eggs, OJ, and black coffee. I was pleasantly surprised with the food and service – nothing exciting but good enough. As I was paying I could see the staff looking out the window and talking about something in the parking lot. I was too busy mentally reviewing my resume to be concerned with their conversation. I closed the door to my truck and was surprised when someone knocked on the passenger window. I rolled the window down and asked if they needed help. “I could use a ride” replied the woman, not wearing rain-appropriate clothing. I was limited on time but she explained we weren’t going real far. She ALSO explained that she would do a “half n half” for $150 or just sex for $200. Yes, I picked up an IHOP parking lot sex worker – and everyone inside the IHOP knew it. I explained I was just a small town guy caught up in a game he didn’t understand, dropped her off, and went on my way. I’m not anti sex worker but who are these people filling up on coffee and syrup then diving in to a 'half n half'? We've heard of crimes committed in or near restaurants on the pod - but what crimes would you associate with various breakfast spots?

16_oz_mouse

My wife is a flavorist and she really wants to develop the Doughboys Soda. What would you guys want your soft drink to taste like? Ps - everyone should sign up for Yusong’s Twitch, it’s super cute

DerBurs

This goes back to Friendly Green Grocer Mitch's Grocery Store Month (your best theme month ever). I think Nick mentioned something about how having a Trader Joe's and Costco in the same shopping center is the ideal setup. As someone who lives close to a shopping center with both a TJs and a Costco, I can confirm it fucking rules. With that in mind, I'd love to hear your 'Fantasy Foodstuffs Shopping Center' lineups. Similar to a fantasy football roster, you need to pick: 2 - Sit Down Chain Restaurants (RBs) 2 - Fast Food Chain Restaurants (WRs) 1 - Local Eatery -- either sit down/fast food (QB) 1 - Grocery Store (TE) 1 - Any of the above (Flex) Would love to hear Yusong and Emma's picks as well. Probably should've sent this closer to the start of football season, but hey -- I'm a doughboys listener, not a contributing member of society.

Matthew

When you guys play Ocarina of Time, do you always get the Biggoron's sword, or is the whole questline more trouble than it's worth? I used to always feel obligated to get it, but on a recent playthrough I skipped it and found that I didn't miss it much at all.

Jason Dever

With Tab being discontinued by Coca-Cola and Taco Bell Thanos-snapping their menu I've been thinking of other fast-food or snack items that have been regretfully retired. If you could choose one (and only one) item to bring out of retirement what would it be? I'd personally bring back McDonald's Arch Deluxe. Thanks and apologies if this has already been addressed!

Binh

Also, the syrup in the freestyle machines for cream soda is terrible. It tastes like a saccharine marshmallow.

Christopher Finke

If you're eating on the toilet, you have to try and maintain a constant mass -- food has to go in at the same rate it goes out.

Christopher Finke

I put chips or cheetos in a bowl but eat them with chopsticks so I can keep my fingers clean. Also the PS5 is extremely ugly; hate that design and white is an awful choice.

Len F

Ithaca resident here who works at Yusong's alma mater in the IT department. I don't have a question, but wanted to let the NightSpoon know that John Thomas Steakhouse closed this year. Glad you got to go when you had the chance!

HJS

I just got an email from a local Boston chain I frequent telling me I've unlocked "PIEoneer level" because I eat there so much. I get a free slice of pie! But I'm somehow ashamed. Is there a chain loyalty program you guys belong to? Or wish you belonged to? Is it only good chews to eat somewhere so much you get free pie, or sometimes embarrassing?

Joshua Meisel

I've never had a Big Mac OR a Whopper. (I had my first burger from Wendy's this month!) Which one should I eat first and why?

Arielle Smith

I was watching Timecop the other day and on multiple occasions the villain was tossing an assortment of nuts into his mouth using just three fingers. I realized any time I see someone doing that, fictional or in real life, I get too angry. Is there a food behavior that you’ve witnessed that just inexplicably sets you off?

Ethan Blouin

Would you guys consider going on the new Supermarket Sweep?

Taylor Bruneaux

Did Persinger take Morton’s job? What happened to Morton Mitchell? I just want answers in regards to Morton.

Jay

In the debate over so-called JUNK (processed) food and so-called REAL (un-processed) food, which chain has the junkiest synthetic frankenfoods, and which sells the closest approximation to natural or “real” foods?

Jonathan Pappas

If you all had to combine forces to make a dinner spread that featured the best East and West coast food options, what would that look like? It would be served to someone with no prior knowledge of East and West coast culture or cuisine, and should represent both regions equally. I'm a Chicago native, so my version of this would be Green River pop, an Italian beef sandwich garnished with giardineria, and a deep dish pizza with some crushed up Andy Capp hot fries on top. Maybe some lean for dessert.

Kathryn Evans

What chain has the best packaging?

Gordon Sheldon

When I was a kid I used to love Chewy Chips Ahoy!, but now that cookie is a wretched shadow of it's former self. Similarly, I'm convinced that Cool Ranch Doritos have less flavor crystals than they used to in the 90s. What grievances do you hold against food products that were once great, but have since declined in the interest of expanding profit margins?

Walker TKL

Are their any snacks you go out of your way to eat differently? I love dissembling KitKat layers while eating them and also eating the Snickers nougat layer by itself.

Mike Bright

Apologies if this has been asked (I’m behind on Danksgiving): what would be your perfect fast-food-only Thanksgiving spread. 3 courses (apps, mains, dessert), but you get to load it up family-style, so there are a couple options for each course.

James T

What is the noisiest or difficult food/snack to open? I’m thinking graham crackers, those things are packaged tight.

Alan B

P.S. we met at a live show meet and greet once in LA, and I think I tried to be funny and do a bit, but later found out you both did the show after coming from a funeral or visiting a sick family member. So apologies if you just wanted to have a normal human conversation. You guys are great, keep up the good work. Joe

Joseph Derian

What is the laziest thing you've ever eaten? Or alternately, the laziest way you've ever eaten something? Recently I made a simple salad of lettuce and tomatoes and my wife was too lazy to walk to the fridge and get dressing or any utensils, so she just used her hands to eat each piece of dry lettuce one at a time.

Joseph Derian

What food related art would you like to have? Stylized logo? High quality picture of of a retro fast food meal? Still life painting? A picture of all of you devouring a meal? Infographic?

Mark

If you could create a coupon for any fast food chain what would it offer? Try to be reasonable and not just have your coupon offer free shit. Mine would be free Upgrade to Animal Fries with purchase of fries at In N Out.

Joseph Hotter

Mitch, Nick, Emma, Ghost of Yusong and Dropking: To your best ability, what food are you? What most resembles you in spirit or appearance? Even if it's a food you dislike. Thanks, Oliver!

Oliver Mettle

For some of the hashtags it would be funny if they checked in on the next episode to see what the verdict is on their debate/questions. But part of the fun is also them just throwing the hashtags out there for us to enjoy amongst ourselves.

Severin Martinez

Which is superior, lemon or lime?

ElegantWeapon

Is there a cartoon that depicts food in a way that makes it look extra appetizing? Growing up, I always thought pizzas looked good in cartoons but the pizza in the 90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon series looked especially delicious the way the cheese pulled with each bite. I also thought food in general looked good in the Asterix and Obelix cartoons. Do you have any childhood favorites of food depictions in cartoons?

Severin Martinez

Would you rather eat an alien or a dinosaur? If it makes you feel better, the alien could be their version of chicken type animal.

James Callen

Will you do more commentary episodes? Love the force awakens one, and there are a lot of other star wars films!

Christopher Purnell

Hi all,

atf_pupper

Yusong and Emma, what are your top two foods that you can cook? Like, what are you best at. I can make a really good mashed potato. Cheers.

Kyle Beaudette

Hi 'boys! For some reason I continue to buy milk at the grocery store even though I can never go through an entire carton, no matter the size. I love it for cereal but that's it. Are there any items you buy from the grocery store but know you will never finish? Thanks! -Robbie

Robbie Hartnett

haven't listened to any of the Danksgiving eps so if that's covered there, please forgive me :(

Michael Rowland

Have any of you experienced the effects of eating an edible and realizing you actually ate WAY TOO MUCH of an edible? If so, what were the next 24-48 hours like?

Michael Rowland

I have never eaten at the following three chains even though they are easily accessible to me: 1. Chick-Fil-A 2. Five Guys 3. Panda Express I will immediately visit the one that you choose one for me, and I promise that I will never eat food from the two losers. Please take everything into consideration: food, drink, atmosphere, politics etc.

Matthew G

Do you have a threshold for delivery vs pick up? Is distance/mood/laziness/cost factors that determine whether you would pick up food you ordered or use an app

Leigh Cuomo

Hey Doughboys, With the PS5 coming out in just a couple days, what are your favorite things to snack on while gaming? I like chips and salsa or Doritos, but I’d rather not get Doritos dust all over a new white controller. Also, what PS5 titles are you most looking forward to? Thanks Nick, Mitch and Emmer

Stewart Payne

Now that its getting closer to the end of the year, Wiger, are you on track to finish your video game completion challenge for the year and what games are they, and Mitch, are you on track to finish your movie challenge? Couldnt remember the exact amount for the challenges. Hi Yusong, Emma, Wolly, Irma and Mrs. Mitchell.

Joe C.H. Shapiro

With holidays gearing up, are there any foods that you guys think taste more magical during this season? For example: I always say that Christmas Coca-Cola (cans/bottles with the Santa/polar bear) tastes way better than everyday Coke. Fun fact: I worked a party for some Coca-Cola employees and asked one of them why Christmas coke is so good. He said it’s probably because of where the christmas Coke is produced. Facilities can produce a very slightly different tasting product because they are using different water sources. A happy and safe holiday season to the doughboys, Emma, and The Drop King

Moira

Hey all, Hypothetical - you just won a contest and your reward is a fast food chain of your choosing. You will own and operate the location and all the profits are yours to keep. It will be in a populated area with good foot traffic and your chain won’t have any direct competition. What chain do you pick and why? Thanks!

Doctor Remulak

Hello! I find Brian Cox’s voice acting for the new/current McDonald’s commercials to be quite creepy. What are some of your least favorite or most despised chain restaurant add campaigns? Thanks! Love the show, hope you all are happy and healthy. -Daniel

Daniel R

If you had the powers of Kirby and were able to gain the abilities of whoever you eat, what former Doughboys guest would you inhale and what power would you hope to gain?

Travis Clark

When I was a kid, my mother used to stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with ground up White Castle sliders. That was the only stuffing I knew growing up, and it was delicious. Nowadays, the thought of eating that many white castles makes me sick, but I digress. Do you have any holiday traditions that revolve around fast food?

Chris Reid

1st pick in a Spooky/ Scary Draft?That's tha question!

Hannah Gadsby's Fat Upper Pseudo-penis Area

Hey, Doughboys I agree with Mitch when he said this time of year is the "money spot" as it is also my favorite time of year. My go to comfort dining experience is to gather up some close friends and my wife and get hot wings and cheap beer at any local sports bar, especially if there's a football game on. What are some of your favorite dining rituals for hoodie season? Thanks! Representing Burger Brigade from Nebo, Kentucky

Jay Enright

Mcdonalds did a two recent collars with Travis Scott and J Balvin where you could buy their orders. What would a Doughboys collab look like? You can answer with McDonald’s or do another chain if you like.

Meghan Chavarria

Did you ever have a chain growing up that you thought was super local only to find out later in life that it's huge? For me it was a crappy pizza place called Snappy Tomato (https://www.snappytomato.com/locations/). I thought there was 3 of these things max and somehow there are dozens.

Ryan Gates

Any favorite memory from Madame President's last 4 years?

Robert Peterson

What’s your unpopular fast food service opinion? Mine is that Coke Freestyle machines suck. What should be a simple process gets slowed down by old people struggling to work the machine and kids making gross mixes they will not drink.

Cory L

What’s something you made when you were a kid that you were extreme proud of?

Earthbound books

I was never exposed to fine dining as a youth until joining a wealthier friend's family at Vince Lombardi's steakhouse during parent's weekend at his college. I was off red meat at the time, so chose a chicken dish. As everyone ordered and specified the degree of doneness of their steaks I went into a silent panic. When it came to my turn, I ordered the chicken "medium" only to get a good laugh out of the server and my pal's family. My question is, what food experiences/memories do you have that can be tied to your social strata?

Nicholas Tallidis

Have you sucked your own dick lately, Or are you too fat now?

Johnny Fuerte

I only very recently saw the photo of THE ORANGE BUFFOON in front of the silver platters full of McDonalds that he served to a football team or something. If you were president, what fast food chain would be on your silver platters? And what menu items?

Donny N.

At What chain would you want to go behind the scenes Undercover Boss style? And which jobs would you like to try out?

dgreins

Hey Doughfam, One of my best friend's dad's has refused to eat Taco Bell for decades because they served him a cold bean burrito one. Recently, that same friend told me how he refuses to eat at Rally's because he got too much mayo on his burger. Do you all have any stories of refusing to go to a restaurant because of something that might seem arbitrary or petty? Thank you all. Yusong did nothing wrong! Emmer gang for life!

Andrew Gaug

If you had to formulate a festive holiday feast (sides, mains, desserts) using only items available from chain restaurants, what would your selections be?

Sam Wotherspoon

Recognizing that these are tight times, what is the best chain restaurant meal that you can build for under $10? (can procure items from different chains) As an alternative, I'd be interested in a fantasy draft where the boys and guest are given $15 dollars to draft items at their retail price.

Ryan Klumpers

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you at a fast food restaurant?

Nicholas Bonadies

I recently started expanding my meal recipe list to include new foods that I’ve never experimented with in my cooking. During this process I’ve come to love ingredients like Fish Sauce, Miso, Black Vinegar etc. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the process and love learning how to use new ingredients in my daily cooking.What was a recent new food item, or new ingredient that you tried for the first time and loved or hated!

Chris Bartels

Do you prefer a mix of meals (breakfast + lunch = brunch) or having food from on meal for another (e.g. breakfast for dinner)? I enjoy breakfast for dinner, particularly chicken and waffles.

KonradWBresin

As someone who loves fast food for what it is I’ve found a big driver for me craving certain items are the dips or sauces that the establishment provides to the consumer. For example, In my freshman year of college I would go to McDonald’s and order a 20 piece McNugget and A large fry multiple times a week and the reason was because at the time they were offering “habanero ranch” a limited time dip. While this was offered I gained around 20 pounds. I was addicted. After it was discontinued, I was distraught and my trips to McDonald’s cratered to almost zero. All because of a simple dip. Do either of you have a mount dip-more? My current favorites include Wendy’s sriracha sauce, and Taco Bell’s classic Fire sauce. Thanks!

Christian Fuchs

Aside from recent racial controversies with mascots like Aunt Jemima, what other food mascots should be cancelled nowadays? Does the Hamburgler's kleptomania count as a mental illness we should be raising more awareness for?

2econdbreakfast

Has Mitch ever been to Hungry Tummy in Quincy? I saw them on social media and the thing that caught my eye the most was Brazilian Pizza. Furthermore, what are the boys' thoughts on weird/fusion pizzas in general. I love it when it's good, but fusion always runs the risk of getting a little gimmicky imo.

Joe Pacheco

Is there anything you started eating as a joke or something you were forced to eat that ended up hooking you? Or something similar with movies or music? When I lived in Canada, I started saying "eh?" as a joke, but then it got stuck in my brain and now I still say it decades later.

Josh Deitz

Growing up, my elementary and middle school cafeteria did not prepare school lunches in-house but rather had fast food catered in each day. Monday, Wednesday, Friday was McDonalds (hamburgers, cheeseburgers or nugs), Tuesdays were Subway and Thursdays were a slice of Domino's Pizza. Putting aside how monstrous this was to do to children, what would you choose if you had to set up your own weekday lunches this way. So what chain would be every Monday, Wednesday, Friday? What chain on every Tuesday and what chain on every Thursday?

Neil L

Longest sub/ grinder/hoagie/ BK long chicken sandwich you could eat in one session?

Joey Dachwitz

Have you guys ever tried Canadian Oreos that are made by Cristie? Which version do you prefer if so?

HotSalad

Which preparation of eggs would you be able to eat the most of in one sitting? Mayo doesn't count.

Christopher Finke

My choice is a bag of hot Cheetos, they would literally go insane!

Kristin

Have you guys ever fought about keeping/cutting parts of conversations from your records? Anything funny that we may have missed that you can describe for us?

Ryan B

Author's note: I wrote this while sitting on the toilet.

Alex Christy

Hey Guys! On the Cheers episode you guys talked about some local ‘horny’ chains like Hooters and it reminded me of my hometown’s famous Ice Cream Parlor whose employees don’t dress in anything revealing, but are called the very Midwest nickname of ‘The Hot Fudge Hotties.’ Growing up everyone had a crush on a worker, would go to a certain line, the works, but it wasn’t until recently, I’m 21, when I realized that to this day the owner only hires High School girls. As a High Schooler you don’t really think anything of it because they’re your peers, I even knew someone who applied but got turned down for not being hot enough! But in the past couple years I’ve realized just how gross it is that these high school aged workers are portrayed like this that I don’t go anymore. So... the question is-has there ever been a restaurant from your life that you never realized until later, was doing something fucked up the entire time it was operating. Thanks! Caleb from Akron, OH.

Caleb Morgan

When is Bug Mane coming back?

Alex Staniloff

If you could create your own dual restaurant concept (e.g. KFC/Taco Bell), what would it be? Disregard actual feasibility... so you could have a Chick-fil-A/Del Taco if you wanted.

Alex Rizkowsky

This question is for Yusong, Emma, the Night Spoon, and Don Burger. With the political climate being what it is in 2020, we are throwing traditional parties to the wind and tasking all 4 of you with running your own presidential campaigns. Which chain best exemplifies your platform and why? Bonus question: what would your slogan be?

Brad Rogers

What high ceiling, low floor foods do you think are too risky to order? For me, the food that exemplifies this is ribs. Bad ribs are so disgusting that I never order them unless I know for sure a place makes great ribs. What delicious foods do you avoid ordering out of fear of getting something inedible?

John Aramini

Are there any places that make garbage plates in Quincy? I had one during a Sloppy Boys zoom party.

Kyle Baker

What's your go-to holiday potluck dish that you'd bring to a (theoretical) party?

Brian Edwards

I wanted to ask about your Mount Breadmore, but we all know different types of breads have different purposes and choosing 4 to be on a mountain doesn't really compute. So instead, which Breads combine to make up your BREAD-VENGERS???

Brad Bauer

Could you do a mail order month? With people at home more it seems like a good time to review maybe meal kit services? Or delivery specialty food products?

Timothy Hobin

I’ve still never recovered from the disappointment of your cancelled UK trip, it’s a scar that will never heel, so I was wondering what UK chains you had in mind for that visit? Plus, are there any British dishes you are intrigued to try?

Chris East

What's the best thing you've eaten (not for the pod) since the quarantine?

Octavis Witcher

If you travelled back to colonial times and you could bring one food item with you to absolutely blow their mind, what would the food item be?

Kristin

How often do you check for the hashtags you suggest and why is it never?

Nick N

What fast food restaurant has the best ice. Many in Texas will argue Sonic.

Pat

I have a theory that the worse a bbq stand looks, the better the food will taste.

Christopher Finke

Do you freestyle your trip to the grocery store? Or are you going in with a set plan in advance? I love the wander, even in these covid times.

Owen Burr

*writing this instead of prepping for my Master’s thesis defense in two hours: what are thoughts/experiences with Brazilian food?

Tiago Augusto Souza Barreiro

What are your rules when it comes to eating or drinking in the bathroom? Never? Some exceptions? Anything goes? I've always enjoyed a good shower beer but never a toilet burrito.

Alex Christy

What food should be available at a drive through that isn't? What chain would do it best?

George Niczewicz

Any chance of a crossover with my other favorite comedy food podcast Off Menu?

Steven Canales

What is your favorite dessert, and what chain best pulls it off?

Brian Card

all of them

Christopher Finke

If you could only eat foods that start with the same letter, which letter do you pick?

DartSpieg

What food do you think is better at cheaper restaurants, conversely what cheap food would you like to see an 'elevated' version of?

Thom van Tijn

What cereal should have marshmallows added to it?

Jake


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