Christmas Eve!

Twas the night before Christmas and in the Hamm house

Michael was clicking a Bluetooth linked mouse

The spandex was hung by the ring light with care

In hopes that a viral post soon would be there

The followers nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of Michael danced in their heads

With a cowl on his brow and his stomach sucked in

He prepped for a photoshoot let the thirst trap begin

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

He sprang with his tripod to see what the matter

Away to the window he flew like a flash

Praying no neighbors saw his heroic stash

The moon on the curves of his Robin themed suit

Confirmed that his backside was actually quite cute

When what to his wandering eyes should appear

But a squad of buff heroes all stripped of their gear

More rapid than eagles his favorites they came

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

Now Venom Now Robin Now Aquaman chest

On Cyclops Green Lantern put your pants to the test

To the top of the porch To the top of the wall

Now flex away Flex away Flex away all

As Spiderman clings to the wall in a thong

The visual impact was heavy and strong

And then in a twinkling he heard on the roof

The sound of Caps shield there was the proof

Michael looked in the mirror his abs were all drawn

Though he had held his breath since the crack of the dawn

He was dressed all in Lycra from head to his toe

And his underwear line was beginning to show

His eyes how they twinkled His biceps how swoll

Mostly thanks to some lighting and camera control

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

Posing and flexing then gave a slight smirk

And laying a finger aside of his nose

And giving a wink plus a very cheeky pose

He sprang to his tripod to himself gave a whistle

And away they all flew like a spandex clad missile

But he heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight

Happy Christmas to Michael and his big butt it is just right.

LOVE YOU ALL MERRY CHRISTMAS!