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Update 03/11 - Blessed

[This update was written by blessed, whom you might or might not know from the credits of every HTP and HLZV video. Please take anything he says with a pinch of salt as he is considered unpredictable. Thank you.]

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Good day!

This is someone, who you do not know and I don’t you either.

Alfa is currently trying to put his son down    


to bed

and isn’t around to write the bi-weekly update, so I am doing it in his place. 

Honestly, I don’t know these last two weeks have brought Ogre Poppenang productions, so I’ll just figure it out. 

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh


Last Monday, art had progressed awesomely!
Look at this picture I found?
Can you believe it, humans and aliens?
WOW!

 [blessed tries to insert an image here but is not aware one cannot insert images in the middle of patreon posts]

Tuesday a good of animation was done, I cant show that because I cant upload videos into a word document.


Wednesday, boy that was fun.

Alfa, Karl, Garrot all were in a discord call doing their own, until Alfabusa had to leave suddenly and had a big migraine that fucked him over for an entire week so that was cool and epic. 

Meanwhile, Karl and Garrot the lead animators and art head respectively, had an awesome time animating more for Zero Viscosity, and a Secret Third thing that isn’t talked about just yet.

[we have no idea what blessed is referring to here when he says "secret third thing"]

But going onto Thursday, it was a headcrab day! 

 [blessed once again tries to insert an image, but fails.
It seems the image had some kind of spyware installer interred in it.]

One of the illustrators, ironirocal (https://www.instagram.com/ironirocal/) drew this Headcrab as it was pissed due to spoiler on Episode 2!

Friday, some more stuff but it didn’t matter in the long run.

Instead, ThunderPsyker, Earndil and myself talked about a bunch of cool Halo stuff, and had a blast going on and on about how the lone ammo pickups looked in the original Halo 1 Combat Evolved!

Saturday, I dunno I didn’t hang out with the production chat and was enjoying my weekend!

I wrote a bit on a secret thing isn’t related to anything either.

[it is not known at this time what blessed's "secret thing" is referring to.]

Sunday, I played some videos with friends, and enjoyed being with my good friend Tommy. 

Monday however, brought A LOT of stuff! 

Rude Rubicante (https://twitter.com/RRubicante) had an AWESOME job touching up some of our full body models for Trooper and the Gang after noticing that in animation, they didn’t too good! So within just two days, ALL the references done and fixed up to meet the thicker line requirement! WOW!!!!

 [blessed fails image insertment once again.]

On Tuesday, more animation was done and panel work continued, AND it was a discussion Laszlo, everyone’s favorite soon-to-die-by-antlions guy from Half Life 2! 

Wednesday, was fun! I worked from home, and didn’t pay attention to the production chat at all, but I’m sure a lot of stuff happened with everyone there!

Thursday, was AWESOME.

A LOT of animation was getting done, including the seeds for what I’m gonna talk about next.

FRIDAY, boy howdy today, A LOT of cool stuff finished.

Karl and Garrot finished up the intro to a REALLY elaborate section of the animation, that will blow your pants clean off.
You thought H:TP episode 2 and 3’s fight sections were gonna be cool?
Hell no!
This will be even COOLER.

We have AWESOME talented voices from some Italian guy who does an angel’s voice in a game that I’m not allowed to play, because it has a gun in it! But FUCK man, that’s some cool shit that Karl and Garrot finished up, it has the GMan, it as a roach, it has a water bottle. Holy fuck bro. Damn. 

And that’s all really, not sure I should put in here.
So I’ll ask you, the reader, what you’d like to talk about next?

Please send all your questions to the comment of this post, thanks and have a great day!

[We wish to make the reader wary of responding to blessed. We are unsure what his intentions are with the data he would collect from your response posts.]

OH YEAH, Mage Game! That’s also gonna be thing that’s coming out, perhaps later down the line than previously planned but we're taking our time to make sure its the best and most immersive RPG story thing you have ever eaten, I hope you’re for a monkey business and even grosser, more foul, HulkyKrow voice and Earndil basket-ball voices.


[blessed's post ends abruptly here with a fourth failed image insertment.
The image is distressing, and was not drawn by anyone in our team.
We do not know the origins of the image, but we think it best not to share in case it is what we think it is.
If you see any abberant frames in our content from here on out, please be careful, do not pause to look.]



Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Update 03/11 - Blessed

Comments

I dont know if you did it as a funney. but the instagram link is broken. cuss some one put a ) at the end

Justaguy3 Dead eye

So…idk id you guys ever will do it again, but would you ever be more willing to do more of those faux yugioh duel specials. Other than being really funny, they are also wickedly entertaining, and I actually started crafting a Kitten based deck after watching XD.

NuclearPessimist

GIANNI?!?!?

GamerJuice69420

I imagine blessed's voice to be exactly like the ad read on the radio about the hobby shoppen

Mersharr

Guh.

Gemm Defilippis

:D

IllogicalLogic

Hello BLESSED! You have a very neat hat! Could you please share where you got it from?

Eve Mizgala

Blessed be blessed. Custodian! Take his sho. yes. Thanx you, uhm.

MorningCock

You can't combine text with images (unless you cheat and just create an image with text incorporated into it to make it appear as though there's more complex formatting at play), but you can totally insert images between paragraphs.

Yo WHAT? Really?

Alfabusa

[blessed tries to insert an image here but is not aware one can insert images in the middle of patreon posts] The trick is to make sure to start a new paragraph to make the camera icon appear on the left. You then have to upload each image one-by-one, deleting the preloaded preview from the previous upload each time. This will not delete the previously positioned images, just the preview of a repeated image.

Good to hear from you Blessed! Just one question: The mage game, is it Ascension or Awakening? (please tell me it's OG WOD)

Trevor Bond

Blessed has told me I need to give him my social security number, credit card info, and first born. How do I add that to this post?

FrFoxy

Karl is also a Malkavian.

Jane Sullivan

How does one eat an RPG story. I am scared

Jane Sullivan

Alfa and Co doing SCP? Hell yeah!

Hubert Wójcik

I think Blessed might have escaped containment from an SCP site.

Blessed is Malkavian, confirmed

Hubert Wójcik


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