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Update 02/28 - Humongous Thank Yous and Norfolk Wizard Game Chapter 4 Audio Release!
Update 01/26 - New Year, New Update (Finally)
We finally de-iced the Patreon.
So we can get into it.
Who knew that 14 feet of frost coating would take so long to get through?
Hey everyone, Earndil here with yet more agitating news.
Hopefully not THAT agitating for us, or you all.
December and January both are really quite terrible months, as people seem to get sick often, and familial obligations pull us here and there for all kinds of holiday things.
But, now that we're finally getting back into the rhyt...
2026-01-26 11:51:48 +0000 UTC View PostHunter: The Parenting - Chapter 5.3 | Father-Son Burger Nightmare (Patreon Release)
Video also exists for download in our Archive:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/137858548
And as an MP3 here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/137852337
Video also, of course, available here on our YouTube Channel:
2026-01-07 09:52:28 +0000 UTC View PostVEHEMENTLY BLASTS YOU WITH THE YULETIDE BEAM
Bappy Bolidays for those celebrating, AND NOT.
We merely wish you a cool time on this day, at this hour, in this week, in this second, upon this month, within this micro-moment, in this the World of Darkness what we surround ourselves in.
As the ogres enter into their holiday-spanning coma, we’d like to thank you for this year’s worth of immense support.
Massive and 100% grade-A genuine THANK YOUS for the time you’ve spent with us, and here’...
2025-12-24 17:18:38 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 12/12 - WE HATE COMPUTERS!!!!! KICK A COMPUTER TODAY
Earndil here, with FRUSTRATING HOLIDAY NEWS.
Well folks as is our usual luck, in the lead-up to the next release THAT WAS TO BE TODAY, Alfa's computer (which is made of ape spit and balsa wood) had some sort of critical error! It would not start and was being repaired for a week! Pain and suffering!!!
He has managed to get it in functioning order again, but we have been delayed (again).
HOWEVER.
We will be able to get this out this month, though it will be probably a w...
Update 11/21 - The Burgers Are Cooking
The Burgers they are Cooking.
Who's cooking them?
Me, Earndil.
I am not taking requests for toppings, please watch the Skyline Chili training video.
What's going on this week with our roundup for activity?
Well I'm glad you may or may not have asked!
Much progress has been made on the O'Tolleys Audiolog, and it will be our next release, suffice to say.
We are still collecting material for it at present, however.
What I mean by that is that g...
Big Tier Patrons!! Come choose your colours for Chapter 5.3!
GREETINGS.
We are making very steady progress on the next Audiolog, and so I figured I'd post this in good time.
For those of you who are familiar with this process, note that we've changed some of our criteria, please do review them!
So, how do you go about this?!
Just follow this funny little list of criteria and we'll be golden:
Leave a comment here with the colour you'd like for your name (preferably with a colour hex code).
Posting...
2025-11-06 09:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Update 10/31 - Ogre Poppenang invades Wider WoD Actual-Play Sphere!
Who's here for a patreon update, raise your hands?
Who's here to hear the chronicle of Lambert Fischer, inventor of the Pencilogramme?
Alright glad we sorted that out.
HAPPY HALL OF WEEN ALL, Earndil here (and Alfabusa adding a detail or two)
with another bupdate for you, in addition to a generalized roundup of things in the wake of the TWO HOUR LONG FUCKING AUDIODRAMA GOD DAMN IT-
We want to start by addressing the video linked up abov...
2025-10-31 20:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostHunter: The Parenting - Chapter 5.2 | WEREWOLF LORE: Big-D & Kitten’s Unveiling of the Garou (Patreon Release)
Video also exists for download in our Archive:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/137858548
And as an MP3 here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/137852337
Video also, of course, available here on our YouTube Channel:
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2025-10-14 14:14:20 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 10/03 - Quick Update on the New Video!
So!
We thought Chapter 5.2 would be done by now.
Obviously it isn't!
Things pushing us back is primarily that we aren't quite done with quality control just yet, there's still a little bit left, and Mackeerre needs a bit more time to score a few more scenes.
These are not things that will take an immense amount of time to do, we just want to make sure to get it to a point where we're happy with it.
Thank you for patience and understanding, it is unfathomably appreciate...
2025-10-03 15:10:06 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 09/13 - YouTube Restricted Mode, Video Archive and Audiolog THIS month?!?!
Hello.
It's time for your Ogre Poppenang Production Preport!
Starring me, Bobbin Threadbare!
Actually no, strike that, I didn't like Loom.
It's me, Earndil, reporting once again on the goings-on of the dreaded ogre pits.
To start off, we have created and are building an archive of all our videos here on Patreon, downloadable by anyone. We're still uploading videos, but currently, most of our content since 2021 is up.
In addition we have now uploade...
Big Tier Patrons!! Come choose your colours for Chapter 5.2, our next Audiolog!
HELLO.
The time is closing in.
For ridiculous 2 hour long audiolog adventure.
We figured we oughta get the credits sorted in good time!
A MASSIVE THANK YOU for your extremely generous contributions, especially in these increasingly fucked up times.
Once more, we got a lot of new people here!
So, how do you go about this?
Just follow this funny little list of criteria and we'll be golden:
Leave a comment here with the colour you'd like f...
2025-09-08 10:55:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hunter: The Parenting - All Audiologs as MP3s
To all of you who like to download MP3s for listening to offline, or just keeping on a sequestered floppy disk for all eternity-- this is for you!
Attached to this post are all H:TP Audiologs that have been released.
It will be updated continuously as we release more audio-based stories!
Patreon continues to be the greatest source of support to us, we're very thankful for all of you contributing.
We YEARN to continue concocting our abominable tales, and make them acces...
2025-09-01 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Update 08/29 - Listen to the next Audiolog's first 22 Minutes RIGHT HERE AND NOW
AY
Alfabusa is I.
We're in the midst of some intense audiowork at the moment.
I don't want to spend too much of today's work hours on writing here when I could be continuing on audio!
But, I figured, why not show you part of what we've composed so far?
A pretty significant part of it, too.
Yet, this isn't even near the whole of it.
This next Audiolog will, indeed, be the longest Audiolog ever...
Oops!
And so, showing this significant a piece of it before...
2025-08-29 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 08/14 - Animation, Audiowork and the Apocalypse!
AY
It is Alfabusa, doing one of these that they them Updates again.
I want to first remark that work has been slightly slower due to this being prime vacation period in our little company...
But, that does in no way mean things haven't progressed.
In significant ways, even!
So, let us look at each individual project we're going at right now to see where we are.
Hunter: The Parenting Script-Writing Issues?!
No!
We are officia...
2025-08-15 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 07/19 - Norfolk Wizard Game Chapter 3 Audio Release!
Well well well, it's me again, Well.
I mean Earndil.
I've got the honor of resuming the updates now that things have equalized over here once more!
i came back from Sweden and the UK, and times were indeed had, Alfa was sick with child disease and all he could afford to feed me with was Billy's Pizza and Gorby Pirog, of which the pizza was best.
But what about the updates?
You'll find out.
Boilerplate response here about how progress is measured, slow, and...
2025-07-19 10:43:32 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 06/27 - The Bottleneck NEARS its END
Hello, this is Alfabusa!
Again!!
I return to postage of Update.
Let us get on with it before the curse besets me once again.
Hunter: The Parenting Script-Writing Issues??
Last two Updates have covered our most significant bottleneck as of currently; script-writing.
Once again, we're far better off than last, but we STILL aren't quite done.
Just to reiterate; we currently want to stock up on scripts so that we have Sub-Chapters (Audiolog...
Update 06/12 - State of Scriptwriting Troubles and Other Things
H
Me.
Alfabusa.
I place myself on the sacrificial altar again once again.
Other common Post Updatist, Earndil, is still on vacation.
In fact, he and his partner Sophie was at my house a few days ago!!
This despite me decaying at a rapid rate due to an evil preschool virus.
He and his partner escaped unharmed however.
But afterward, they were held under the thrall of Karl the Deranged, who has recently invaded and undermined the city of Stockholm (he has built ...
Update 05/30 - Scriptwriting Troubles, and GW Copyright Strikes?
GREETINGS.
This is Alfabusa!
Long time since posted a post last.
But, Earndil is on vacation, so I again grab hold of this terrible power, to the tribulation of many.
Allow me to tell you of our daily horrors…
Hunter: The Parenting Script-Writing issues
Something I want to address first is our current, most significant bottleneck.
Up until the completion of Chapter 5, all hands were on deck in one way or another.
Most of our scriptwriters were either...
Update 05/16 - Still Fullbodying It Up
R? Another Galaxy! Mumm-raihn's funny moments, this post made by Polpo Gang.
What?
Hello everyone, Earndil back again with your wupdate.
Considering how large the last one was, and some potential (?) vagueness in regards to the wording, this one will be short, and simple, as I go over a few things with you all. WON'T THAT BE FUN.
Starting off with updates on the production side of things, we are approaching the end of re-doing our fullbody models for everyone on the ca...
2025-05-16 07:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 04/30 - ☢️Important Update to all Credits Tier Patrons Alert Alert!☢️
Well, well, cp_well...
It's once again update day, and this could mean we have updates...
But what if... we didn't... ellipses...
We do, don't worry.
Count the amount of ellipsesesi we use in our video subtitles and you will perish.
Hey all, Earndil here with another Patreon Update for everyone to see!
This time, we will have some production updates to put forth, as WELL as something pertaining to people within the relevant Credit Attribution tier!
Pl...
2025-05-02 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 04/18 - Return of Fullbody Purgatory
It's the time of week for updates!
But what if we didn't have that much?
You get it anyway.
Hey everyone, Earndil here again, and as you can guess from the above statement, we don't have a whole lot to really report on, but we're making you aware of it anyway!
I hope you're happy about it, because if you're not, then you may have to drink water soon!
Pre-production for Chapter 6 proceeds at its usual (slow) pace, and progress on the next Sub-Chapter is similar...
2025-04-18 16:27:33 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 04/04 - New Audiolog!
It's time for an update.
A time for updating.
A time... to Update.
Hello once again everyone, it's me Earndil back again with another Patreon update!
Now very late, and likely not at a time you're expecting!
That's right, we're adjusting our patreon update days slightly, so we can hopefully be more consistent with their uploads to the site! You will now receive updates... whenever we release them. But still hopefully on a bi-weekly schedule.
With the increasi...
Big Tier Patrons!! Come choose your colours for Chapter 5.1, our next Audiolog!
HELLO.
So, first off, this time the production of our credits will NOT fail and arbitrarily cut out several letters worth of people. A literal last minute mistake because the production of Chapter 5 was cursed. As we have no strict deadline, we're taking the time to make sure the credits are all working properly.
Second off, once again a huge THANK YOU for your extremely generous contributions to our continued braincooking. We are in an extremely good spot right now thanks to you ...
2025-03-18 09:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 03/07 - Turnippage
You thought we were done posting here, I'll bet.
You'd be wrong. It's Posting Day again, you baleful beings.
It is I, Earndil, once again here to tell you all about what has been going on, and doing a recap of all that has transpired! Starting with:
So that Chapter 5, eh?
All those months worth of me writing "We are VERY hard at work" was not an exaggeration, I hope.
Suffice it to say we've been enjoying the positivity and kind comments on the video, as well as...
2025-03-07 21:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5 Release Today + NEW PLUSH Discount Code
AY, quick update!
Not only are we launching Chapter 5 of Hunter: The Parenting today (barring any catastrophic video rendering errors), we are also, perhaps expectedly, launching our second Makeship campaign with our horrifying, career-ending, nightmare-inciting, completely inedible Big-D Plush!
Inbefore the launch of the new campaign, Makeship has thrown us a 10% discount code that is specifically for YOU, our greatest and most powerful champio...
2025-02-14 10:31:16 +0000 UTC View Post