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(FUCKING STUPID KEYBOARD) My Emperor. With your supreme knowledge of making super-humans, why did you not create something to make us guardsman better at fighting the enemies of the Imperium? I wouldn't presume to have some injected serum (I hope I'm using the right word) turn us into the equals of your Angels of Death in terms of effectiveness on the battlefield, but perhaps something to make us stronger, faster and be able to keep fighting at our peak for longer periods of time? Your loyal servant, Sergeant Alicia Drake, 52nd Elysian Drop Trooper Regiment

Taylor Tilbury

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Oh Dear Emperor! I was able to send this message through The Warp by breaking a deal with some cultists just so it can reach you from Armaggeddon Prime. For the love of all that is Imperial, when are you going to smite the Orks over here? Are there any reinforcements comming? Even those blasted Inquisitors would do, please! Yours truly, Private Greg

Shawass

To the Supreme Emperor of all Mankind, Why haven't we ever gotten better weapons and armor for our soldiers? I mean I understand the techpriests hate innovation but seriously; when Orks are attacking lasguns don't do that much against them, and my armor doesn't protect me very well from Tau pulse rifles. It's even gotten to the point that people have been joking that the only things that we are issued a flash light and a tee-shirt. -From you simple servant, Guardsman Larson.

This Transmission was found on board a Imperial Navy Vessel where we found the entire crew was either dead or missing. . Emperor Of Mankind (and associated Abhumans) Why haven't you invited me back for tea after all these years. I do realise that i may have slightly lost my temper and well .. died when i was last on Terra but my Fals... True Emperor their were some heavily armed turret placements and very high walls plus a few hundred thousand warriors in the way. One may think that you didn't want me to visit any more when shall I have my day before you Lord. From Yours Truly Kharn The Betrayer

TheYesBear23

Oh Glorious Immortal Man-Emperor of Mankind, I have a question for you. Would it not be prudent to summon Commissar Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, to assist you in your glorious work? He has been known to get shit done.

Hasan Mahmood

To the Man-Emperor of Mankind, from your most humble servant Olleander Esivius; I once served upon a vessel some time ago where the gunnery crews were primarily composed of tiny men called 'squats' with impressive beards and good practical know-how, but one day I woke up and they had disappeared, seemingly erased from existence entirely. Where did they go?

Even Lønning Løkken

To our Lord, the mighty Emperor of Mankind, How come everyone seems to forget about the Iron Hands? Also, can you help us with this really big math problem?

Nolcro

To the Man Emperor of Mankind, to whom Humanity owes more then it can ever truly repay, I would like to report that despite the 'amendments' that the High Lords of Terra have made to it over the years, the Macdonald family has long respected the terms and conditions as presented by your Writ of Trade to spread the Imperial Truth to every planet that the dynasty has set up operations on, even if we have been forced to be subtle about it to avoid being hunted down by foolish zealots who claim to operate in your name. While I suspect these planets are a long way from the vision that you had for humanity, at least we kept their populations away from the worst of the idiots... stupidity is infectious after all. My question to you my undying lord is how can the Macdonald dynasty (Or indeed anyone who claims a Writ of Trade that is the seal of office for a Rogue Trader) serve you further? ~From the desk of Andrew Macdonald, current holder of the Macdonald dynasty's writ of trade as signed by the Emperor himself during the great crusade.

Bright Ops

To the manly Man upon the golden chair, I have for many of my years worked towards one day bewittness the holyness that is Terra. With my goal soon in reach, What sites and locations would you recommend visiting? I do not trust the charter groups and travel agents to advertise the truly glorious sites to behold! - Chancellor of Off-World trade and Commerce, Tax collection & oth. Of the noble house of Dianos, Zargorev Duran Neil Eric Sulam Ezendich Dianos VII, Of Hiveworld Trivialis

To the true Man-peror of Mankind Why is everything in the Imperium painted gold?

Oh great Man Emperor of Mankind. I have thought long and hard about the question I would ask of you. About what a tiny, short lived, insignificant speck like myself would as of you, the pinnacle of man. Our most wise, benevolent and self sacrificing Emperor truthfully you are the most compassionate, empathetic being to have ever existed. You have seen us grow, guided us in our darkest hour and watched, helpless as horrors beyond all decency and sense have plagued us. Surely you have seen the these and watched as we gleefully continue to fling ourselves into abandon, of our own will with no care to harm we cause. Surely it must break your heart. Oh great Man Emperor, witness to our greatest of glory's and deepest shames. I have thought long and hard over what I would dare ask thee. Why do you still love us? Why do you still even care? Respectfully, Your humble servant.

Jonathan Tanner

Oh great savior of mankind, I encrouch on thy busy mind with a question of utmost importance to my mind. Did thou, in all thy wiseness and foresight, not foresee the great Heresy by the Archtraitor he-whose-name-I-wont-speak? I eagerly await thy reply but must go now, lest the overseer punish me for not sorting the cactuses in the Lord-Gouverneur's garden.. Faithfull yours Thairne

Thairne