BlimpTober 2022- Day 17
Added 2022-10-17 09:00:04 +0000 UTC"Miss Gulch did not choose to come to Wonka's factory for a taste of the candy, nor did she come for a tour. After catching wind of stories of a girl who had to be juiced and a boy who went through a taffy puller, she had rode her bike all the way to Wonka's factory for evidence to get the place shut down.
If only she saw the Oompa Loompas coming. The workers knew at an instant she would be trouble, so they guided her to the fizzy lifting room, offering her drinks. She refused the drinks, demanding this Wonka fellow to step forward and confess what he did to the children of this tour. Willy Wonka was not at the factory this moment, and after being bossed around by a mean witch, the Oompa Loompas have had enough. They forced the Fizzy lifting drink down her gob. Enough to blow her stomach out of her suit.
'Oom-pa Loom-pa Doompity do
I got a perfect puzzle for you
Oom-pa Loom-pa Dommpity dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Who would you be if you start a campaign
riding your broom driving people insane
making a fuss over someone's old dog
and threatening to kill and flog
You would be a crazy bitch
Oom-pa Loom-pa Doompity Da
Don't be a karen, you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the Oom-pa Loom-pa Doompity Do!'"
The Wicked Witch's human counterpart. While not literally riding a room or thirsty for the blood of everyone who crosses, Miss Gulch is enough of a bitch to deserve an Oompa Loompa song XD I also attempted to do the whole piece in a sepia tone. Miss Gulch may not be the most attractive choice, but she certainly deserves a fate of this caliber.
