Horrors of Home Depot... (Uncensored)

I think that was supposed to be heists in 11 counties, not countries. lol

RedHandedJill

yep can't do if not in rigor morris. the eyelids jut keep sliding back to where they were until then. I know this from working in vet clinics and doing euths

Teatree140

Fun fact: you can't close the eyes of a dead person if they recently died, it normally takes a few hours before you can do so.

Ty Baskett

I use to have a customer that believed aliens were invading her stuff. I didn’t want the company to take advantage like they kept doing so I made up a story that aliens actually can’t do that, that’s why they keep trying to go to people, hoping to find their password, because their tech is so different that they have no idea how to unlock our technology. So she is safe. Saved her $2k in unnecessary security packages and useless devices

Butch D

How do you saw off both of your arms, is that even possible?

Jay Nelly

Franken hoooker!

Heather Bryant

I have yet to receive one as well

Matt Wade

What's the last sticker y'all got? I think I missed one!

Nilbog Milk

Has hunter said anything about YouTube requiring ID or is he remaining apathetic?

Avocado

can you rank vapes next pls papa

imacanibal2

Shirt goes hard JefeCarne

Daniel De Dios

king!

Max Nachtsheim

Day 1 of asking papa meat to add the terrible lives of mormon wives uncensored video on patreon

Patrick thanos

Thanks for the Jelly roll sticker PAPA!

Ignacio Villanueva

12:29 When I was working for my family's restaurant, we had a frequent flyer who enjoyed his booze a little too much. So much so, that I had to clean his vomit from the lobby one time (no fucking clue why the bartender still served him). On the separate occasion, he was belligerently drunk again, and ended up going to the bathroom without any help. He ended up stumbling and falling, hitting his head on the corner of a sink on the way down. He was knocked unconscious. When somebody found him and reported it to us (instead of calling 911 for some fucking reason), we called an ambulance and one of the line cooks performed CPR on him until paramedics arrived. My best friend, who was working there at the time, was the one sent in to find the scene, and despite all efforts, the man died on the way to the hospital. We saw a man in his 30s during what was the last moments of his life. Shit is haunting.

Fransmiz

sorry if this is the wrong spot but how do i get access to discord??? i never got an invite and i have no idea how to DM creators 😰

Casey

Hunter, how do you manage to hide your light of genius behind a bushel Of indolence and not get exposed for the artistic Savant that you ARE⁉ 🙏👀🧠💨💥🌍🕳

Daymon Smith

Wait how did that guy saw off both his arms did he use his teeth to hold the saw lol

tyler hill

Hunter, if you see this can you please sing some country music. As a good ol country boy you owe it to the fans and god’s country

Kendick GrenYa

Yo I just got the original live action Mario bros movie on vhs and watched it, it’s unironically a modern classic, you gotta talk about it….

seamus

There is also unhinged dogs at my local home depot. 2 times people's dogs have lunged and tried to attack my dog. She's just chilling, but one even knew their dog didn't like other dogs. They told me so. Like what?? Why bring them??

Toxic Devil

Video idea - protein bar ranking.

dyslexicanaboko

Always nice to see roaming geriatric fucks at Home Depot.. Just kidding I love the seniors.

Edward Sullivan

I pretty much watch it here now, its the trend that its up on youtube first.. Senority. I know creepcast always releases their weekly video on Sunday at 1:03 I think and I like that consistency

Edward Sullivan

Love the video but I was a bit disappointed that you guys uploaded it on YouTube first. I watched it there already and would have rather have watched it here uncensored.

Carlos Garcia

Can someone send me the discord link

Poo poo pee pee man

I used to have to forklift half ton pallets of sodalime all the way to the ceiling. My forklift would be swaying due to the weight and momentum.

Kat Dowen

Nick's impression of the person getting crushed by the cherry picker is hilarious 😂

Jordan Tre

I just home depot in my pants

Edward Sullivan

Well this ain't about Lowe's 😂

Jordan Tre

Thanks guys for the increase in uncensored uploads! Really appreciate it

Joe Watts

Spook McDangle

Hell yes Papa! Uncensored drops of every episode should be on the Patreon

Jordan Tre

i love your Martyrs shirt papa

Emma Welte

Notice there's no horrors in the home depot garden center though. A true oasis in the Midwestern desert

GunsAndDaisies

There used to be a Home Depot or a fucking Lowe’s that was pretty run down and well known to harbor questionable folk from all walks of life. Legend on the street was that there resided the “Diamond Wrench” that was lined with chinesium and plated with Element 118. It was said that if you put your nice hard cock in the wrench and turned it 90 degrees to the RIGHT then it would shift your genetic coding to an optimum sequence. It was a highly sought after piece of merchandise that I wanted personally so that I can activate my genetic sequence and possibly elevate myself to the 4th dimension so I can stop sucking cocks in the 3rd. So it was a fucking Tuesday morning, I woke up, got a few hot rails out of the way as was tradition for a man of my caste, and walked my happy ass right into the ancient double doors of my nearest Home Depot where I was IMMEDIATELY accosted by bare chested Mexicans. It would appear that I once again forgot to cloth myself before embarking on this journey, which is weird because last time this happened they actually let me in. Worst part of this is I saw my arch nemesis, Bartholomew IV’s toothless and raggedy ass grinning and staring me down as I got arrested again. He was twirling the sacred and holy wrench as if it would help him - yeah right that motherfucker was beyond help. Fuck that guy. Anyways I woke up the next day in my holding cell and don’t remember shit, I tried going there later on to the Home Depot and it wasn’t there so the only explanation for that is Bartholomew’s thirsty ass blew some fucking Satyr hiding under the mattresses in Aisle 7 and convinced him to move the location so I could never find him. Not the first time he’s done that unfortunately, I never quite understood why they took a liking to him over me but I presume it was because he did have an exquisite collection of collectible cigarettes. I too had a collection but unfortunately they were stolen off me during my time on skid row.

Sodom

I haven’t watched this yet (haven’t smoked yet) but I swear to god if there are any clips of nicks shit in this video I don’t know if my poor eyes can take it 🤣

Peyton Barber

as a english person every single american store video (walmart, goodwill, and now home depot) gives me such enlightenment and i wish to go to america to experience this 🙏🙏

Lola

That and pud

Zak McMahan

I feel a little spoiled being able to watch meatcanyon videos uncensored 👌💖

R

Any Papa Meat video titled "the horrors of..." you know is gonna be sweet.

ConcertlyOtter

Home Depot is where my dad took me after not seeing him for seven years

endlessbeez

Hunter’s favorite word: chortle

Ryan Bielak

I love you papa

elbooben

So glad to be a throbbing member of the papa meat community

Evan Berg

This gonna be good

Unoriginal Username

Sweet

Jek Porkins