Gooner… (Uncensored)
Added 2025-07-25 17:00:10 +0000 UTCThis video got our patreon youtube account removed.
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i had to sit the fucking phone down after my man went thru the goon portal. that shit had me crying.
ZoomieSaiiko
2026-01-01 15:45:13 +0000 UTCPoor Isaiah and his username choices
Cova Brouwer Gentry
2025-12-29 04:12:12 +0000 UTCWow.... Lol just wow
ZegramZombie
2025-11-24 21:48:11 +0000 UTCFlicker gooning rn
Lukas Puryear
2025-10-08 02:58:35 +0000 UTCI'm pregnant now
BeeazulBoB
2025-09-26 11:11:05 +0000 UTCGuys…I just realized something, the three gooners that are Luke’s friends are based of Papa and a few of his friends, Papa is the main one the flannel wearing one is Nick, and imma be honest I forgot the last ones name
Jude Wolf
2025-09-22 03:49:07 +0000 UTCBro really made a false prophet type of story about gooning 💀
Anthony Alvarez
2025-09-06 10:41:10 +0000 UTCFranken hooker Franken hooker
Heather Bryant
2025-08-16 00:48:03 +0000 UTCAlmost cried when they hugged Melvin too
karolina stroka
2025-07-31 12:40:58 +0000 UTCThis is the first cartoon I've watched of yours, and it's fucking awesome. Amazing work!
Hardluck Joesephine
2025-07-30 22:21:05 +0000 UTCKiinnnddaaa cringe they'd remove it
SweetBBQrub
2025-07-30 15:43:38 +0000 UTCPleeeeaaase melvin, ohhh grey heavens
Brycen Graham
2025-07-30 12:10:05 +0000 UTCI always love how there’s always at least one line where his voice goes super deep and he’s like “wuut” or “huuh “
Keith Henley
2025-07-29 00:18:57 +0000 UTCIt does look cool. Personally more excited for the Margaret body pillow though.
Keith Henley
2025-07-29 00:17:47 +0000 UTCCan y’all give a release date for the Margaret figurine? I’m cracked out for it
Colin Dierkes
2025-07-28 23:03:39 +0000 UTCThese Melvin Episodes remind of Regular Show. Always starts off semi normal but ends up having some crazy ending lol... but at least it was a happy ending😭💀
MeNewMew
2025-07-28 05:25:31 +0000 UTCalways love getting reminded Papa is actually a great voice actor as well as animator. I can't believe you do all these voices yourself, excellent work!!
Jam
2025-07-27 14:35:05 +0000 UTCFirst off, amazing work on this video! Second, your YouTube account got removed for this, even being unlisted? I gotta watch out for that with my own stuff.
Ket Ralus
2025-07-27 09:39:02 +0000 UTCHave we been getting stickers the last like 3 or 4? Because then I’ve missed out on a few 😅
ToughdudesTony
2025-07-27 05:56:52 +0000 UTCdoes anyone know if we’re getting stickers this month?
Phoenix Elk
2025-07-26 22:04:54 +0000 UTCI honestly thought it was inevitable
Quadruple D!
2025-07-26 13:43:19 +0000 UTCIncredible. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but the message of curing unhealthy gooning and faux masculinity with a healthy relationship with one's parents... Just perfect. Love this one. Favorite Melvin so far.
Jeff Ackerman
2025-07-26 12:43:36 +0000 UTCI've been sitting on last months sticker confused until I watched this last night🤣 amazing animating and voice acting as per usual 🤟
Dan Lamm
2025-07-26 11:06:35 +0000 UTCIncredible!! Love the Melvin series thanks Papa!
Peyton Barber
2025-07-26 03:11:05 +0000 UTCThis isn’t just a story about gooning. It’s about gooning with friends we make while gooning. Thanks papa meat for this valuable lesson.
Isiah
2025-07-26 01:12:00 +0000 UTCI love ur videos. Just started watching it and got that feeling right before going on a sic roller coaster. Perfect video to take my mind of a shit day at work 😁
Jonathan Martin
2025-07-25 23:25:33 +0000 UTCWas watching this with my fiance our jaws dropped at the 12 minute mark. Was not prepared at all.
Sk1tzafrenik
2025-07-25 21:49:26 +0000 UTCThe nether portal sounds for the jizz portal gets me every time.
Nihilistic_art.7.5
2025-07-25 19:17:46 +0000 UTCCowards always trying to keep us down.
Kay Edwards
2025-07-25 18:56:19 +0000 UTCOnanism is an ancient art that goes back millions of years. I speak of course of jacking off, to the peasants who are uninitiated. To master a proper wank, it is important that one grasps their nice hard cock not only softly, but with great vigor and determination. The ancient Greeks developed a technique where a man could reach great distances with his cum if he mastered the proper technique. I’m bound by a sacred creed not to tell, however, there was a great seer that I knew who lived in a shack on the tenderloin in SF who could skeet a hundred yards! I thought this was folly and a waste of good seed, which is in line with Plato’s doctrine where he specifically stated in his original text (the one written before the Jews bastardized it) that the purpose of mastering great distances was so man could accurately shoot cum in his mouth and down his whore throat in one gulp. Not for the taste (although that is a plus), but for the purposes of attaining Nirvana. Alas, I never attained Nirvana because I was young and I didn’t understand this fully, so now my cock is battered and bruised and leaks more fluid than my ‘91 pickup. This reminds me of a time during my travels in Bangkok when a Thai ladyboy once told me, “Thou shalt not be satisfied off the twat alone”. I thought it was odd for a Thai person to speak like that, but it was 6am and I had not slept for a few days prior so I went with it. His shack was dimly lit with blue lights and he had only a cot and few empty bottles of beer to his name, but his words stuck to me for many years later. Understanding what he meant, I immediately grasped my wiener and got to work, and with great speed and accuracy I shot a nice one right in the back of my whore throat. I grinned widely, chest out and boisterously looked to him for approval that I too know of the sacred arts. However, I was not met with approval, as his furrow in his brow showed and instead he promptly sent me home. I pondered that moment for years as I had presumed he sent me home because he was jealous that I pulled that off in what seemed like 5 minutes. It is possible though that he was referring to anal and was trying to deface my cock with his tight little ass, and was not referring to eating your own semen, but I have not the mind nor will to question a man as wise as he was. I literally based my life on his words so if they were misinterpreted I’d rather not know at this point.
Sodom
2025-07-25 18:52:16 +0000 UTCA buddy of mine actually owns that shirt with the girls faces on it. Unfortunately he's exactly the type of person you would think would own that kind of shirt. Straight gooner behavior
Eric Dobbins
2025-07-25 18:51:15 +0000 UTCI think he should start killing Nik off every cartoon like Kenny in South Park.
Super Swamp Donkey
2025-07-25 18:45:04 +0000 UTC“IT’S LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED UP BUBBLEGUM!!!”
Mister Anon
2025-07-25 18:42:25 +0000 UTCi can't tell if the dads nose was supposed to be shaped like a limp penis or not
Connor Fields
2025-07-25 18:10:04 +0000 UTCIt only got taken down cuz the youtube mods felt personally attacked.
T-Scribbs
2025-07-25 18:10:03 +0000 UTCI can’t watch this right now I need to recharge with yogurt, thanks tho
Ben
2025-07-25 17:51:54 +0000 UTCI love how dude is literally shaped like a cock
Chase Nickels
2025-07-25 17:46:20 +0000 UTCI honestly would kill to have that anime girl shirt 😂
Austin Freidline
2025-07-25 17:39:02 +0000 UTCLmao Fuck YouTube !
Capt Wrath
2025-07-25 17:35:23 +0000 UTChow did this get your channel removed? when they allowed a gay guy to nair is spread asshole keep his.
BsForReels
2025-07-25 17:33:56 +0000 UTCDang, why should YouTube do that for making a parody of the DBZ Boo saga?! 😁
Seth Rasmussen
2025-07-25 17:28:23 +0000 UTCThe portal scene is top tier
Dorian Gasca
2025-07-25 17:22:32 +0000 UTCWhoever animated that shot of the Gooner’s reflection saying “It’s a goon sphere” has my highest respect. I’ve gone back and watched that line multiple times, it’s such a good subtle bit of movement.
Jaret
2025-07-25 17:17:58 +0000 UTCThanks for the repost! I didn't get to see it last time before it got removed. Wow. I laughed the entire time.
Jason Ramirez
2025-07-25 17:17:09 +0000 UTCIs that a caricature of Nik as one of the Goon Bros? 😂
Jaret
2025-07-25 17:16:27 +0000 UTCYou know, I'm sorry for having eyes that one's on me!
James
2025-07-25 17:16:02 +0000 UTCIt's not because it was a swirling vortex of gay porn, but because it wasn't the papa meat crew /s
Dice
2025-07-25 17:15:59 +0000 UTCsay wut
Kaylyn Thrasher
2025-07-25 17:12:07 +0000 UTC9/11 all over again
Ven
2025-07-25 17:11:57 +0000 UTCRip Nik, got killed by the goon critter
Kiks1122
2025-07-25 17:08:39 +0000 UTCI think it was usually only used when he would post a video here but it bugged out and no one could see it so last resort was a private link to watch the patreon content on YouTube
Speakeazy
2025-07-25 17:08:36 +0000 UTCFriggin YouTube
Sidvicious
2025-07-25 17:07:49 +0000 UTCThey will allow literal fucking porn with the “transparent cleaning” videos and take down a whole channel with a private link?? Unbelievable dude
Speakeazy
2025-07-25 17:06:30 +0000 UTCThe transition scene of them entering the gooniverse was hilarious tho
Dawg
2025-07-25 17:05:06 +0000 UTCthank u papa
Annika Gillette
2025-07-25 17:05:01 +0000 UTCI didn’t even know there was a Patreon YouTube ??
domonick rosales
2025-07-25 17:04:52 +0000 UTCThat’s crazy
Mike_c14
2025-07-25 17:04:51 +0000 UTCDamn rip patreon YouTube links
Speakeazy
2025-07-25 17:04:04 +0000 UTCI’m here Wayyyy to early right now lol
Veronika Torres
2025-07-25 17:04:03 +0000 UTCThose pussies can't handle real art
Melody
2025-07-25 17:03:40 +0000 UTC
