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Ranking EVERY Breakfast Restaurant (Uncensored)...

Ranking EVERY Breakfast Restaurant (Uncensored)...

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Just bob bein' Bobby baybeee

ChopGlockShogun

Nick is secretly anorexic and uses chocolate milk to hide his condition.

Christopher Marcoux

Bob Evans looks like he whispers racial slurs under his breath whenever people of color would go to his restaurant

Connor K.

I like me some dennys

Keith Henley

Denny's is a haven for people working 3rd shift

D2180

Nick dying for this content 🤣

maddbadger614

Nick would be a flip flop guy😭

Austin

The Danny's on the Las Vegas strip isn't too bad.

Bert Zack

That is the nicest Denny’s I have ever seen in my life. In Michigan they’re pretty much all cursed lol

Maddy Marr

The child yelling "you're gonna leave me?" In an ihop brings back some bad divorce memories

Derek47

If I pay $5 for the patreon, i wanna the full shaft, not the pants and feet

Xaviercantwrite

Nick has said some sus stuff, I’m not so convinced he’s what he seems, we need more nick lore

KAYLEN

Nick is the worst!

Anthony Gallipeau

You need a youtube reaction channel where you spew unrelated madness after watching some video. I'd watch the fuck outta that.

Anthony Gallipeau

I watched on YouTube but now I have to see Nick’s shits

Tayler Dickey

How'd he know i kept looking back at the screen when at Cracker Barrel?

Vinnie Benefield

Video idea: Getting Nick to rank different brands of chocolate milk and deal points on flavour, ease of chugging and aftermath

FugiChan

I felt the goons prescence from a mile away

YoungSauceGod

wow yeah this is definitely uncensored thanks nick

Cole Cottle

Margaret has still got some mileage on her, can probably suck a mean dick - I can tell from her hairdew that she greases it with skeet because I used to do that at my night job back in the 80s when I was chugging dicks for Swiss cheese and cigarettes. Back then the staff at Dennys would take you out in the back and spit shine your knob if you ordered off their secret menu. The men did it too shit, it was the 80s after all. Anyways, good times. Nice video, Hunter. I’m trying out this new meditative technique where I have soy boy sissies shit on my face, there’s something about their diet which makes it really good for my skin so maybe next time Nick can use my face as a toilet. Idk, don’t want to overstep, but you’d be doing me a solid - I got this wedding I need to go to soon so I need to look tip top.

Sodom

I need Margaret

Kenneth Bell

Have you considered crate training Nick? It may help keep him in line.

Edward Carneal

I yearn for the chocolate milk.

Zephyr

iFlop

Emily

can’t tell if it’s this joint or if this is genuinely the best video i’ve ever seen

Jessi Duschel

You guys have an entire library of diarrhea echoing in a toilet sound effects now. Literally all you’ll ever need for future projects.

Jaret

holy shit i havent laughed this hard in awhile. thank you

3D Endeavors

We're upon the anniversary of Hunter and Allison's child's death, Modeen. Who died underneath mysterious circumstances. Let us remember him, not for the onset of childhood diabetes, but for the lives he touched along the way. Be free genie.

George Ware

The best video for all of us Nik fans <3 lmao

Jassmine

The next patreon sticker needs to be of Nik shitting! PLEASE!

Jassmine

well fucking hell, first uncensored video i choose to watch and it's lactose diarrhea.

Reetta Paananen

god nik

lizard

I wish I watched the censored version

Nathaniel Fenderson

Y’all I just watched this video with subtitles on it labels one of Nik’s diarrhea farts as “puppet clattering”

BadooPadoo

great video, but i feel compelled to speak against all the shit sounds and visuals, pls no more

brainwyrm

Nick, you can flush the toilet before you totally fill it, you know.

ChopGlockShogun

I regret watching the uncensored version of this one.

Langston Devereaux

Nick put himself on the line for the Patreon viewers. That’s dedication. To shit.

SourToast

I really want to know what the Margaret thing is next to her nose husband. Whatever it is, I need it 👀

Amy

Sad to see (y)our girl not in this video :(

Josh Pulliam

I absolutely love Ihop. The one we go to is super clean and the food is always bangin

Nicholas

so much poo

Jacob Greenbaum

What the fuck is up dennys

Aussie Ennis

I have always avoided denny's because I kind of associated it with waffle house but now Im curious

MaulTheObese

my hubs works at waffle house (we live downstate from you lol) he's got people who will literally only come in when he works bc apparently he's the only person who can cook different levels of "done" food for different people. i used to work there and had the same experience, ppl would literally ASK my schedule haha. if that doesn't tell you how most waffle houses are, idk what to say. (besides ppl always oding or literally robbing the place)

blyatbrat

You deserve to burn for not going to big boys.

Damon Cain Hyatt

Is nick like, in the oven controlling it?

Ashley Strickland

Please tell me a future patreon sticker is gonna be Nik fighting his demons in a stall

TheOtterlord

I love Margaret so much, she's such a great member of the meat family

Timika Ryan

Nik was fighting stomach demons poor guys face said it all.

David P

Next video needs to be ranking seafood restaurants and Harry needs to sample the shellfish at every spot.

Abortion_Milkshakes

does nick have no shame?

Charisma

this was a 5 OUT OF 5 MeatCanyon video. Best one in awhile. although you can't shut on cracker barrel man...they have good food. just don't get mamas breakfast

Charisma

Nik wanted to go through it😂

Speakeazy

watching Nik chug his chocolate milk and drip out from his mouth sent tears of pure laughter down my face, i couldn't breathe

Mike_c14

Wait how’d he know when I looked back at the phone in the Cracker Barrel part 😭😭

Gill Ramm

Have a few dennys mugs i can definitely send one over 😏😏

Gill Ramm

I was crying laughing almost this whole video. 10/10 love these review videos. Also pls give Margret her own channel fucking love that woman .

Capt Wrath

Stinky 😂😂

MISS_ROSE

I love you papa

Madalyn Deluna

My husband is Pilipino and he also gets stared at in Cracker Barrel

Mandee Russek

Thank you for the B-roll, Nick! Now I have a POV of what my husband's adventures are like because he destroys his gut with spicy food every day of his life or when we go out to eat :D

echiax

PLEASE you have to make a video on the ihop psyop

brandi kay

I’m so torqued right now

E H

poor Nik was FIGHTING for his life in half this video

BallistaNyx

Nicks poop

Chase Woodrum

I was hoping someone would test out the Waffle House order-taking code with the server. Remember, don't forget to tear off some cheese to remind yourself that cheese should be there.

ConcertlyOtter

I will say IHOP has the superior country fried steak and eggs. I was really craving it for like a week so I ordered from everywhere I could on Uber Eats and the portion size, crispness and price was best at IHOP.

Duke Marine

Can our sticker be nick taking a shit face? Please?

Aurelio Ruiz

I was eating dinner and regretted this decision very much 😅🤣🤣

glorfindel

97% is being generous this video was complety insane 🤣

glorfindel

There's usually not this much poop in the videos I was trying to eat dinner while I watched this and regretted it

glorfindel

is it the same as the one posted to yt? haven't watched either yet

Charisma

I sense a new sticker opportunity from Nik.

Craig Bragg

Why did I watch this shit

slyfoxninja

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was about to comment the exact same thing but your comment was the first thing I saw 😂😂😂😂😂😂perfect! P.s. crew keep doing your thing! Love the uncensored videos yall do 💜🫶💯

Heather King

Those nostalgic moments where you eat breakfast, turn into a diarrhoea dog and do a lava dump.

Nitefly

This being my first patreon video I’ve seen was uhh interesting

Madison

Go watch the youtube cut den

CasualInTheTrees

Video revelations -Nick has a prolapsed anus -IHOP triggers PTSD -Hunter is an agest -Yes Yes Yes

Alex Kassaye

Oh, I'm TERRIFIED now 😭 Edit: WHY

mirarevias

What did you think it was? Lol

maxton

wasn't expecting to see nick's stinky today

C4

"Huh I wonder what needed to be censored." FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Ber

I might have to check out Denny’s soon with that Super Slam deal

Joshua Orlowsky

All that chocky milk is rapidly aging Nik

Matt Devine

Waffle House is def number 1

Kaitlyn Holland

Good God Nick lmao

Allison Hendricks

What are the odds we can get a No Nick in the Shitter cut so this video can be watched with a meal

Char Atton

I didn't know Bob Evans was an actual place to eat

Tarnished Glizzy

the only time i've been in a Dennys was when i was in the central valley in CA where it smells like cow shit everywhere...except inside that Denny's. it was like a miracle. instead of the burning manure smell i could breathe in maple syrup at 10pm. super fun video papa!

Ozzi

Nick's toes are white af

Hentai King

Trauma from seeing Nick’s excrement aside, this is probably my favourite restaurant ranking so far. So funny

Grim Max

Hi

Brandon Thompson

Things that give you and nick diarrhea tier list when

Jared Tresner

The nick diarrhea clips feel contagious

Tenkkit (Aubrey)

The way this video made me want chocolate milk, is unsettling.

Jenna Shelton

More b roll of nick shitting himself, hopefully Margaret has some toilet paper

Jared Tresner

Nik's digital footprint is fucked after this one boys

Kris

Waffle House W, someone alert the iceberg boy!!!!

Bryck_rose

Glad I got to see nicks shit!

sox

Getting interrupted during watching the YouTube version with a notification that the patreon version is up is the ideal scenario

mayo_nayz

27:48 😂😂 I wanted to see what you were doing! Stop yelling at me 😂

Tyler George

27:48 I've never been so scared

Raikhan

Nick is on the shitter for 97% of this video lmfaooo

Veronika Torres

was just thinking the same thing lmao

Devin Rudisill

Holy dhit I’m so excited I’m about to dab tgecfuck out

CC707

Bob Evan’s getting some love this video surprised me. Best damn cup of Joe that side of the Mississippi

Tyler Eckhardt

W FAPS FOR DAYS

Ven

Margaret my precious 💍

Daniel De Dios

Nick is a real silly games type of guy

Mattew Motley

Thats gore… thats gore of my comfort character

Emily Zukowski

I dont know if i wanna watch that

Alexandre lyonnais

Am I really about to watch h a video with uncensored shit.... eh fuck it

PaPa_Zak

I’ve watched it on YouTube now starting it here lol

Chans9

Nick is unhinged

Kobe Mcknight

Denny’s is 🔥

Zachary Beard

I like breakfast

B 1001

The heavens have blessed us on this day

UrTrash Kid

😋😝 yay 😛🥳🖖🏻

Owen Mcc

Was just watching this lol

OffDaBean

Lfg

Thurston Hicks

🙌

Aurora

Finally

allen perez

Thank god

Kevin Kochell

Finally!

baphel


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