Little Lost Sea Serpent - Extended Preview!
Added 2024-11-15 20:38:36 +0000 UTCWhy hello, Traxians!
It's time for another exclusive sneak peek of a latest release, and this one is something special:
Fair warning, you may want to take a deep breath and brace yourself before reading the next sentence, it’s a doozy.
Little Lost Sea Serpent is a film starring Joe Estevez, from the same people who made Rollergator and Baby Ghost. There, are you okay? You made it, things can only get easier from here!
In the tradition of those other Kids Adventure Film Entertainment classics, Little Lost Sea Serpent is built completely around an upsetting little puppet. The puppet in this one is definitely better than the puppets in those others, though, so that’s something! Isn’t it? Look, when you spend this much time with Joe Estevez kid movies, you get a little desperate for scraps of hope.
Watch the first five minutes (if you can make it that far) in the player above, and get the whole thing right here.
Enjoy!
Comments
This is a Donald G Jackson masterpiece. Captured ON cameras WITH audio recording gear! I swear I understood every line in the movie. I'm sorry he couldn't round up more uncomfortable preteens for the world's smallest hot tub, but I'm sure there are laws about that.
Jonathan Stanley
2024-11-18 08:30:00 +0000 UTCNot just that Joe <Bleep>ing Estevez is *in* this, but HE GOT TOP BILLING!!!!! TOP <BLEEP>ING BILLING!
Y 2 Krankor
2024-11-17 16:08:47 +0000 UTC
