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Talkin' RiffTrax: BEYOND THE RING

Hello, Traxians!

Erik back with you again. And, with our first release of 2026 - yes, it's here already! That's right, we are wasting NO time getting back into the ring. But isn't it about time we just got BEYOND The Ring? Yes, it is!

Andre is a retired MMA fighter who’s left the ring behind for a life of domestic tranquility and staring at trashcans. That second one&n...

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Thanks for an amazing 2025!

Greetings, all you Traxians out there!

Your oldest Internet pal Erik here.

It's been quite a year - another blockbuster Kickstarter campaign letting us finally give Timecop the RiffTrax treatment, Wizards of the Lost Kingdom making its way back into our catalog (and upgraded to full HD to boot!), the launch of Best Friends, and let's not forget the guy...

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Talkin' WILLIAM ... SHATNER ... IN: IMPULSE!

Greetings, Traxians!

Erik here, and a happy New RiffTrax Friday to you!

This one's an absolute doozy - a 1970's thriller starring William Shatner as a (spoiler alert!) serial-killing conman who sleazily sleazes his way from one victim to the next. Talk about playing against type!

Here's a bit of the synopsis:

One of the most infamous entries in Shatner’s packed-with-infamy career, Impulse has the good Captain play a serial-killing conma...

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We're talkin' THE HUMANOID!

Greetings, Traxians!

Apparently, Richard Kiel stars in this DEFINITELY NOT A RIP-OFF to some other sci-fi movie to come out in the late 1970s called Star Wars. Hmmm... I'm just not seeing it!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a movie called Star Wars was released. Within minutes, other filmmakers around the globe begin making their own ripoffs–er, homages! Respectful homages! High among these shameless endeavors ranks The Humanoid...

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Talkin' CHAMPAGNE AND BULLETS

Greetings, Traxians! Erik here.

It is with a not-too-unusual sense of joy that I bring you this very, very special edition of Talkin' RiffTrax. Why is it so special? Well, GetEven (an alternative title for this cult classic) is a movie I actually got to "screen" with Mike Nelson wayyyy back in the 2010s, and which unfortunately at that time was given a "no." Suffice to say it is one of my favorite memories of being a RiffTrax Employee that I got to wat...

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Takin' a FLIGHT TO HELL - Talkin' RiffTrax, that is!

Greetings, dearest Traxians!

Your old pal Erik from the Internet here to talk to you about the worst flight you've ever had. What was it? I've personally had to sleep in a run-down hotel right next to the airport after Delta overbooked the flight I was taking to see family across the country, nearly ruining everything... and we all know MKB have several running jokes about United/Delta/Spirit Airlines, but what's the worst flight you've ever endured? Share it with the rest of ...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: MIRROR MIRROR 2 - Raven Dance

Hey there, Traxians!

Happy Halloween! AND a Happy Friday!

Since today is the best day in all of the spooky season, we present to you a properly spooky movie: Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance! Why is it spooky, you ask? Well, because someone thought Mirror Mirror 2 really needed a sequel, and even spookier - it got made! (Turns out there are actually FOUR movies in the franchise. Scaaaaarrryyyyyyy!)

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Hangin' Out With RiffTrax: October 25, 2025 Q&A!

Howdy, Traxians!

Last week, the wriffers - Mike, Bill, Conor and Sean - A'd YOUR Q's in a special Q&A Live stream over Zoom for our Super and Ultra Traxians. Enjoy the recording of this webinar in the player above, or download it below!

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Extended Preview: THE FACE OF MARBLE

Greetings, Traxians!

Today we release unto the world a brand-new (to us!) riff on a horror movie from the 1940s called The Face of Marble. Bridget and Mary Jo bring a couple "stiff upper lips" (on account of them being made of marble) and riff this one for your enjoyment. Get it here!

Here are the first five minutes just for you. We'll be back with more soon. Have a great weekend!

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Talkin' RiffTrax: UNKNOWN ISLAND

Howdy, Traxians!

This past Friday, we released a brand new riff featuring a brand new island! Maybe a better title would be, "Formerly Unknown Island" — because we know about it now, thanks to this movie! The mind reels!

Anyway, here's part of the synopsis from our writers:

While flying a remote mission near Singapore, a pilot spots what is possibly the most laughable stop motion dinosaur model in film history. He’s desperate to go catch it, presum...

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Talkin' GUNS OF EL CHUPACABRA

Howdy, Traxians!

Joe Estevez and Robert Z'Dar walk onto a movie set... okay, "movie" is a bit of a misnomer here, as is "set" (unless you include a "on location" a set, which why would you?) and that movie-type-thing is called Guns of El Chupacabra.

It's by the people who brought us Rollergator. And yes, there is guitar noodling. And yes, Joe and Robert Z'Dar are together again. No, they do not play Soultakers. Yes, there is a Chupacabra, but No, it does not use ...

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Extended Preview: WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM. Re-released, now in Widescreen HD!

Greetings, Traxians! Erik here.

Nine years ago we released a take on Wizards of the Lost Kingdom, the NOT-Star Wars movie about a whiny kid wizard who takes on an evil empire. And, sadly, it wasn't in the catalog for very long before we had to take it down for reasons which are, like the kingdom itself, lost to the sands of time.

Huzzah! Fear not, for I have good news that comes in two!

First: we have upgraded the video from SD 4:...

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Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: SCHOOL DAYS! (Video)

Hi there, Traxians!

September is the traditional month of school starting up again after summer - a fact that still pains many of us even decades later. But that doesn’t have to mean complete misery! For example, RiffTrax has a long history of hilarious short movies about hapless kids dealing with every kid’s purgatory: school.

Enjoy this live streamed Hangin' Out With RiffTrax from September 24. Super and Ultra Traxians get access to these live streams as the...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: The Princess and The Magic Frog!

Hello, Traxians! Your old pal Erik here with another installment of Talkin' RifTrax. And this time there's not just a Princess, but also a Magic Frog! Supposedly.

In a "movie" that can only be described as "looking like Barry Mahon made it" (and if you're a long-time fan of ours, you know exactly what I mean - just look at the thumbnail above!) a young boy escapes from his wallop-happy father into an enchanted forest full of generic storybook characters like a genie, a toad (NO...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: JURASSIC SHARK 2: AQUAPOCALYPSE!

Howdy Traxians,

Erik here. And I know what you're thinking: "They made a SECOND Jurassic Shark movie!?" and "What were they thinking?!" followed by "Did the RiffTax guys riff Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse (yes, that is the real title) so that it's actually palatable!?!"

You're in the right place, friend! The answers to those questions are as follows:

  • Unbelievably, yes - and it's the second in a trilogy!

  • Who could p...

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TIMECOP rehearsal (full 8 minute version)

Howdy, Traxians!

Erik here again, with yet another video relating to tomorrow's RiffTrax Live broadcast in almost 700 theaters across the country. Find your participating theater right here!

Before the show, the writers and riffers always have a rehearsal - actually, two: the first rehearsal in whatever house they're renting in Nashville, and then a dress rehearsal with our VIPs on the day. ...

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Conor's exit interviews from RiffTrax Live: TIMECOP!

Greetings, Traxians! Your old pal Erik here.

One of the things we absolutely love doing at the end of any RiffTrax Live event is hearing what people thought of the show. It's always gratifying to see smiling faces, too, so we thought, "Why not show some of them? IF they'll verbally agree to be on camera, that is!" And wouldn't you know it, a bunch of folks did!

Conor is a naturally talented writer as well as interviewer, so here are several minutes of him talking...

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Extended Preview: D.O.A.

Hey there, Traxians!

Today we're releasing a new VOD riff from the dynamic duo of Bridget and Mary Jo! This one is a late 1940s mystery-crime-drama-noir titled D.O.A.:

Enter the exciting world of Frank Bigelow, an accountant who also notarizes stuff. His girlfriend/assistant Paula wants to get married, and she's being super sarcastically naggy about it, so he decides to go to San Francisco to get a break from her.

While out drinking, a mysterious s...

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Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: RiffTrax's 19th Anniversary (recording)

Greetings, Traxians!

Erik here. A huge thank you to the Super and Ultra Traxians who joined us yesterday for this live webinar celebrating our little company's 19th Birthday. Mike, Kevin, Bill, Conor, and Sean chatted about 19 incredible years of RiffTrax, and some of their fondest memories from over the years. I personally had a lot of fun in the Live Chat reminiscing about the early days, including a "no laughing" rule that was put in place in one of our offices. I kid you not!

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Talkin' RiffTrax: PARTY LINE

Greetings, Traxians!

It's been a little while! Today we have a new release, PARTY LINE, ready for your weekend to kick off. Killer!

Welcome to the Party Line, where hot singles are ready to live out their wildest fantasies. Things like not hitting a single red light on your commute to work or two bags of Funyuns falling out of the vending machine even though you only paid for one. Really naughty stuff…

Unfortunately, some folks who call into t...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: KARATE TIGER 2

Greetings, Traxians! Your old pal Erik here to announce a brand new riff to kick off your weekend.

Master martial arts director Corey Yuen (The Super Cops, The Transporter) is back (yay!) along with Cynthia Rothrock (double yay!) in the RiffTrax Catalog with our latest release, Karate Tiger 2! It's technically a sequel to No Retreat, No Surrender, but containing NONE of the...

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Talkin' THE KILLER LIKES CANDY

Hello Traxians! Happy new RiffTrax Friday and boy do we have a doozy of a flick for you today. When you see the title The Killer Likes Candy, you would probably expect "candy" to be somewhat of a factor in the movie. Well, you would be mistaken! This is more about vengeance, assassination, and even other types of killing!

It’s a spy thriller set in Europe in the swingin’ ...

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Talkin' CREATURE FROM BLACK LAKE

Greetings, Traxians!

Erik here wishing you a happy Feature Friday! Okay, that's not always really a thing, but this week.. it is! A 1970's Creature Feature, to be precise.

This week's tale is one as old as time: a bunch of older actors portraying college students are menaced by a creature who, while being from a place called Black Lake, isn't exactly an aqu...

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TIMECOP Slide designs!

Hey there, Traxians! Erik here.

The next RiffTrax Live show, TIMECOP, is currently in pre-production - these things take a surprising amount of time and effort to make, and we have already been working in some capacity on many of the details since as early as February.

In that vein, of the first (and most loved) things we usually put together are the pre-show slides; for that reason, these feel like a true "kick-off" for the live show pre-production process in ev...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: THE PHANTOM EMPIRE

Howdy, Traxians! Erik here, and a happy RiffTrax Day to you.

Hmmm, I guess every day could be a RiffTrax Day, if you think about it.

Anyways, this week's release is a Fred Olen Ray joint. If that name rings a bell, it's because he's also responsible for Fugitive Rage, The Alien Dead, Rapid Assault, and a whole bunch of other cinematic nuggets that look like they'd be perfect for us to tackle. (And, to be honest, a whoooooole crap ton of movies that we'...

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Extended Preview: UNTAMED WOMEN

Hello, dearest Traxians!

It's another RiffTrax Friday! This week's release is a Bridget and Mary Jo "RiffTrax Presents" featuring army men, an island full of llllllllllladies, and more!

Steve, Benny, Andy, and Ed are yet another bunch of guys who discover a remote island populated with beautiful women.

After their plane crashes in the ocean during a WWII bombing mission, they manage to reach an atoll populated with women descended from...

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Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: REJECTS

Howdy, Traxians!

Erik here with you again, with the release last night's live "webinar" that we call Hangin' Out With RiffTrax. The wriffers are all back in the saddle, and they - Mike, Kevin, Bill, Conor, and Sean - discuss some of the movies that we had to say "no" to. There were so many to choose from!

Watch in the player above or download here on Vimeo or...

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Talkin' RiffTrax: BLACK BELT ANGELS

Hi there, Traxians!

Today is yet another new release day at the RiffTrax website, and this time it's a 1990's shot-on-video feature that utilizes Taekwondo as its combat method of choice - Black Belt Angels!

The early ‘90s were the peak of Ninjamania! Every demographic got their own ninja movie: Turtles. Surfers. Three.

After that, Hollywood pretty much ran out of ideas. But the...

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Hangin' Out with RiffTrax - Tidbits and Q&A!

Hello, dearest Traxians!

Please enjoy the video recording from this month's Hangin' Out livestream. Mike, Bill, Conor, and Sean chat about this year's Kickstarter (which ends today! Go pledge if you haven't already!), and answer your questions!

Enjoy!

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Talkin' RiffTrax: THE BANKER

Howdy, Traxians!

Brand new on the site as of a little while ago is 1989's The Banker, starring Robert Forster and Jeff Conaway, with appearances by Teri Weigel, Leif Garret, and Richard Roundtree!

The Banker, as you’d expect, is an '80s slasher movie about a serial killer murdering prostitutes. Perhaps this is some kind of ultimate overdraft fee, or quite likely, it’s just the most...

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