Extended preview: NIGHTWISH!
Added 2023-02-07 20:02:44 +0000 UTCGreetings, Traxians!
It has come to our attention that some of you still haven't seen our latest riff, Nightwish! Well, perhaps this Extended Preview will seal the deal:
Meet the Nightwishers! They’re four students of varying attractiveness studying the exciting field of [mumbles indistinctly]. They’re led by a professor who occasionally requires that they get semi-nude in order to run experiments whose ethics make Stanford Prison seem like a mere Milgram.
One weekend they pack into a van driven by a guy who looks like Matt Damon got really into creatine instead of crypto, and plan to spend the night at a rundown former mental institution. For the first time in movie history, this goes poorly. There are bloodthirsty caretakers, alien pod people, and an ectoplasm anaconda that will make you glad the Red Hot Chili Peppers never released a song called Ectoplasm Anaconda.
Get the full riff right here, and download this preview video here.
WARNING: Contains brief nudity — "but it's for science, I swear!"
Comments
Elizabeth Kaitan who was in a LOT of Rick Sloane movies (Hobgoblins was one of the few she wasn't in)
Chris Bird
2023-02-22 04:35:49 +0000 UTCBeautiful, Krankor
Robert Szorady
2023-02-08 23:03:04 +0000 UTC♪ I will date the girl from Venus Flowers die and so will I Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus ... FOR SCIENCE!!! ♪
Y 2 Krankor
2023-02-08 17:35:21 +0000 UTCyay bewbs
William Cheng
2023-02-08 03:17:46 +0000 UTC
