Extended Preview: RAPID ASSAULT
Added 2022-03-25 17:29:23 +0000 UTCHappy RiffTrax Friday! It's time for Rapid Assault.
Submarines and sealabs, ahoy! Packed with all the straight to video action and bland mustachioed guys you’ve come to expect from a Fred Olen Ray joint, it’s Rapid Assault!
A terrorist builds a world-ending biological weapon in an abandoned sealab at the bottom of the ocean - presumably for tax purposes? - and threatens to release it if the U.S. military won’t pay him a relatively low, Rod-from-Birdemic amount of money. So the military does what any reasonable force trying to prevent human extinction would do - they call in one agent. A guy named Decker (no, as far as we know Tim Heidecker had nothing to do with this) with an occasional Southern accent and a penchant for kicking guys slowly.
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Comments
Thank you. :)
Chris
2022-03-28 08:34:59 +0000 UTCit should be pointed out that the old man scientist is Hoke Howell, who was the (in)famous "NUMBER EIGHT!" joke guy from Sidehackers.
Chris Bird
2022-03-28 03:25:40 +0000 UTCI'm pretty sure that was actually the plot to an episode of Selab 2021. But who is that old doctor? He seems familiar, I'm not sure but I keep thinking of the guy who told the "NUMBER 4!" joke in Sidehackers?
Chris
2022-03-26 07:11:38 +0000 UTCHaha!
RiffTrax
2022-03-25 21:17:13 +0000 UTCOpen on Lorenzo Lamas' and Jeff Foxworthy's stunt doubles in a warehouse.
Matt P
2022-03-25 21:09:12 +0000 UTCThanks for the new Riff! Should pair well with MJP& Bridgets Chip & Dip!
Karl Hamann
2022-03-25 20:44:13 +0000 UTCNice sealab reference!
Johnny Elle
2022-03-25 18:41:47 +0000 UTCThat's what we're here for!
RiffTrax
2022-03-25 18:12:57 +0000 UTCAnd I spit my coffee upon hearing the Carradine joke. Thanks guys. 🤣
Dennis Willman
2022-03-25 17:36:47 +0000 UTC
