THE VISITOR! (Extended Preview)
Added 2019-10-25 20:16:22 +0000 UTCIn The Visitor, an intergalactic warrior and Jesus-figure team up to do battle with an 8-year-old demon girl and her pet bird. It's got ambitious cinematography, big name actors, and a score that makes The Goblin sound like they barfed on their Casios.
Add all these elements all together, and the result is a baffling mess, as incoherent as it is unintentionally funny.
It's our latest riff, and it's now available!
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Comments
John Huston fulfilling the obligations of an IOU after losing in a drunken poker game.
Scott McGinnis
2019-10-28 11:36:57 +0000 UTCWow... Franco (Enter the Ninja) as Jesus Christ? FRIGGIN' AWESOME IT WAS!!! but I gotta say... What the hell did I just watch? And was it one movie or seven spliced together? 😆
Ken Malinski
2019-10-28 04:43:35 +0000 UTCSo, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suspect that, based on his eyes, Space Jesus was hitting that planet bong from the first scene.
Suzi Eberhard
2019-10-28 03:03:07 +0000 UTCCertainly a cut above what we're used to seeing in riffs - whatever it was they were up to.
Suzi Eberhard
2019-10-28 03:02:16 +0000 UTCIt's endlessly hilarious that Goblin was NEVER credited under the right name. Even on the movies they're most famous for like Suspiria and Profondo Rosso, they were "The Goblins" or "The Goblin." I have a game where I make up wrong versions of band/composer names for the Italian export credits. Soundtrack by The Imagination Dragon. The Lion King: with music by John Elton. Mama Mia! Featuring songs by The Abbas!
Stephen
2019-10-27 14:23:46 +0000 UTCCredit where it's due, that is *ambitious* cinematography in that opening, per se. Perhaps also *misguided*, but y'know, certainly ambitious.
CaptainSpam
2019-10-26 06:00:17 +0000 UTCIt’s not like I need these extended previews to buy your movies (I buy them all), but they’re still appreciated.
Populuxe
2019-10-26 02:37:54 +0000 UTCLoving these extended previews. Keep up the great work guys!
Matthew Parmeter
2019-10-26 02:14:56 +0000 UTCThis is a true underrated “classic” of bad and weird cinema - what a great choice!
Amy Mormino
2019-10-26 01:47:36 +0000 UTCThis is an amazingly gonzo film. Thank you!
Chris Swindell
2019-10-25 23:20:38 +0000 UTC"I guess it's OK, honey. They say they want to shave the kids' heads, but they'll get their SAG cards, so...?"
Kell Brigan
2019-10-25 21:49:09 +0000 UTC
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