Some old time Nostalgia for you!

Today, I thought I'd share with you all the very first script for Space Pirates Saga. Unedited, exactly how it was when I first read it. Enjoy! Do with it as you please!

SPACE PIRATE SAGA 1

MORTALLOUS

To think, that you were once a prisoner on mine. Now look at you. Where does the time go?

KALAMOS

*struggling* Hnng...come on, please! Get...off me...*fails* No, please! I don’t want to die...*cries* No! Stop crying! Don’t...don’t cry...huh? Who’s there? I warn you! I’m armed! I have this...glass bottle! No, it’s empty although it has some water droplets in i-hey! No! Don’t come any closer! You...you aren’t human are you? You look human, but there’s something, different about you. No-hey! I said don’t come any closer! I don’t know who you are, but you could still be on the side of those monsters. I don’t trust you! Am I...stuck? Um, u-uh, yeah. My tentacles are caught in some kind of...trap. No doubt put here by the humans. Why would they want to trap me? I-I don’t know...I just...i-it Doesn’t matter! Are you going to help me or not? Well, obviously you’re not one of the humans hunting me and you haven’t tried to hurt me, so *blush* come on! Just hurry up and help me! No, I’m not blushing it’s just, this trap it...really hurts. Ahhh, t-thank you. I...don’t know how to feel. Your kind is responsible for so many bad things, but then you just saved me. I’ve never been so scared before...or so grateful. What am I? What kind of rude question is that? Hmm, well whatever. I’m an octopoid. I’m...the last of my kind. The rest, they were taken by those pirates. I don’t even know where they are, or if they’re still alive. I miss my family...but I must adapt. I am, what you would call, a scientist. Except, my knowledge is limited. I have gathered knowledge and supplies from crashed ships here on Cyccorax, but the knowledge collected is limited and outdated. So I have decided to use my knowledge to discover a method to transform myself. To give myself legs, and hide my tentacles so that I may continue my studies, but I’m trapped here. I need supplies I don’t have to do this. And I can’t go and get those supplies or even get offworld without rousing suspicion of what I am. This limiting body of mine, I used to think my tentacles were so helpful in organizing and holding multiple things, but when you constantly need water in order to stay alive and people are hunting you, it’s not worth it... What about you? Why are you here? You’re looking for someone? Who? A pirate!? Why? You’re going to ask them for help? What kind of pirate would ever help anyone? All they’ve done for anyone is bring pain and suffering. Hah! A good pirate? That sounds like some kind of lewd fantasy! I bet you’re into that, you sicko...hmph! W-wait! Where are you gohhhh...I...I need...water...I’m...drying out...please...help me...*outside* Haah! That’s twice you’ve saved me now! Great, now I have to pay you back two times over. Do you, want something from me? Are you an idiot? I’m not doing this because I want to! You do want something from me? Well, go ahead and say what it is already! You want me to...go with you? To the pirates!? Do you want me to die? Y-you just want a f-friend? Umm...well, ok I guess, but when we get there, I’m gonna hold your hand. W-what? *blushes* N-no, you stupid! I-I’m just scared is all...you would be too if you were going to meet the people who captured your friends and family! Actually, c-can I...hold Your hand now? I’m...still scared. T-thank you. Your hands...they’re so warm...d-don’t get the wrong idea! I j-just need to know you’re here for me...ok? You are? *blush* You idiot! Well, g-good then! *wimpers* Huh? M-my name? Yeah I have a name. My name is Kalamos. W-what’s that supposed to mean? Whatever, it’s a dumb name anyway! Well, what’s yours? Oh, I-I’ve never heard a name like that before...d-do I like it? O-of course not! I hate it in fact! O-oh, are you alright? You’re...crying? Oh geez, please stop crying. I-I didn’t mean it! Please...if you keep crying, I’ll start crying...and believe me, that is a lot worse...I’m...umm Sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. Do you...forgive me? Ah, I’m so glad! I-I mean, of course you forgive me! N-now lets get on to...finding these pirates I...guess...