Harry Potter lines.

Harry Potter has to write a lot of lines:

'Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms'

'I will not draw dark marks on sleeping students'

'I will not ask Professor Snape if today's potion could be used as a lubricant and/or toothpaste'.

'I've heard every joke about Oliver Wood's name is not a challenge'

'I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl'

'I will not address Prefect Tonks as the pretty perfect prefect.'

'When Professor Snape says to shake it, he is referring to the potion and/or its ingredients, not my booty'

'There is no fifth Hogwarts house, and I am neither its founder nor a member'

'I will not ask Professor Snape to allow me to punch him to see if words appear above his head'

'Professor Snape does not have a Snape mobile, Snape wing or any other vehicle that starts with the word Snape'

'I will not play pranks with the Weasley twins'

'I will not let the Weasley twins play pranks with me'

"I will not tell Draco Malfoy why his mother is a milf nor will I tell Ronald Weasley why his mother isn't a milf'

'I will not tell Ronald Weasley why Draco's mother is a milf, nor will I tell Draco Malfoy why Ronald Weasley's mother isn't a milf'

'I will not explain to the other students what a milf means'

'My mother did not create god's gift to humankind'

'I am not god's gift to humankind'

'Springtime with Voldemort is not an exceptional idea for a class play'

'Professor Dumbledore isn't, nor has he ever been, in love with a goat'

'Asking how to keep a Gryffindor in suspense and walking away is only funny the first time'

'Caretaker Filch is not a hazard for children'

'It is not amusing to jump out and shout boo at Professor Quirrell randomly'

'I am not being repressed'

'I will not fight the power'

'I will not greet Professor McGonagall with the words "What's new pussycat?"'

'I will not run up the girl's stairs to see how far I go before they turn into slides'

'Professor Snape is not hiding a stack of adult magazines under his desk, nor is he borrowing it from Malfoy.'

'Professor Snape is not into bondage'

'I will not threaten to shove a school broomstick up Draco Malfoy'

'Having a girlfriend does not mean I'm better than Professor Snape'

'Ronald Weasley does have a soul'

'The forbidden forest is forbidden for a reason'

'Dumbledore is not stealing my sweets'

'I will not ask Professor Snape if I could borrow his magazines for a weekend'

'I am not, nor have I ever been the sexiest thing to enter Hogwarts'

'Trevor the toad is not, nor has he ever been the runner-up for being the sexiest thing to enter Hogwarts'

'Being ugly is not a requirement for the Slytherin team'

'I will not juggle three wands at the same time'

'I will not juggle three people at the same time'

'I will not juggle three jugs at the same time'

'I will not juggle three juggling jugglers at the same time'

'I am allowed to have a pet owl, cat or toad, I am not allowed to have a pet grim, King Cobra or sloth'

'42 is not the answer to everything'

'Draco Malfoy is not a girl in disguise'

'I will learn the difference between twins and double vision'

'Madam Pomfrey does not want patients because she has no social life'

'House elves are not suitable replacements for bludgers'

'I will not dress as a house elf to help promote house elves'

'House-elves serve Hogwarts and its students, they were not brought here to serve only me'

'The house elves will not be told to refer to me as their overlord'

'I will stop reminding people that my girlfriend is better than their girlfriends'

'Recognising that I am crazy does not give me an excuse to keep being crazy'

'My father is probably not encouraging my behaviour from heaven'

'I will not attempt to bribe Professor McGonagall with catnip'

'I will not attempt to help my godfather get some by telling the female professors "once you go black you never go back".'

'My penis is not bigger than Hagrid's'

'Homework is to help me learn, not attempt to brainwash me'

'The book, Hogwarts: A History, is meant for reading not burning'

'The library is for studying and homework, not spontaneously bursting into dance'

'Hermione Granger is not my parole officer'

'I will not attempt to clone my girlfriend and produce my own harem'

'I will stop singing the Batman theme song when Professor Snape enters the room'

'I will not test if Malfoy's hair gel is inflammable'

'I will not bungee jump off the Astronomy tower'

'I will not try to get a pet acromantula from the forbidden forest'

'I will not steal Mrs Norris from Mr Filch'

'I will not lock Professor McGonagall and Mrs Norris in a room to promote lesbian relationships'

'I will not tell spend a whole day missing class because a lion died, even if the lion in question was Mufasa'.

'I will not add Bueller to Professor Bins roster.'

'I will stop doing cartwheels and flips while running around the castle and shouting 'Parkour' after every few seconds

'I will not charge at students whilst on a unicorn'

'I will not trick Crabbe and Goyle into giving into giving Malfoy and Ron black eyes'

'I will not punch people because they place toilet rolls under instead of over'

'I will not hex people for putting the milk in before the cereal'

'I will not steal the headmasters lemon drops'

'I will not instigate revolutions...again'

'They are laughing at me, not with me'

'I will not fake my way through life'

'I will not demand my fangirls to offer me a sacrifice'

'Draco Malfoy is not an arrogant twit'

'Ronald Weasley is not a lanky twat'

'Hermione Granger is not learning as much as possible so she can overthrow great Britain'

'I will not do that thing with my tongue, nor will I do that thing with my toe'

'I can't change the spelling of words to whatever I want'

'I will stop cursing'

'I will stop actually cursing'

'I will not try to get people in school to pledge their allegiance to me'

'Chaos is not a real religion, nor do I follow it, and it does not give me permission to do whatever I want'

'I will stop doing whatever I want'

'Written pieces of paper that say 'I can do whatever I want' do not count as permits that will allow me to do whatever I want'

'High explosives and schools do not mix'

'I will not attempt to buy a dragon from Hagrid'

'Underwear must be worn on the inside'

'I will stop reminding people my mother is better than theirs'

'Having a prankster for a father and one for a godfather does not give me the right to prank Draco Malfoy for seven days in a row'

'I will not yell 'he's dead' or 'she's dead' during roll calls'

'I will not do prank floo calls'

'Ronald Weasley does not bounce'

'My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man'

'People will not morph if you squeeze them hard enough'

'I will not waste an hour in potions class to create shampoo for Professor Snape'

'Adding 'just kidding' does not make it okay to insult Professor Snape'

'I will stop insulting Professor Snape'

'I will not keep throwing balls of wool at Professor McGonagall"

'I will not address Professor McGonagall as pussy'

'I am not my long lost twin'

'I will not start fires to test our fire drills'

'Nobody cares what my definition of 'is' is'

'The headmaster is not a goat'

'I will not try to see if I can find a bezoar in the headmaster's stomach'

'I will not scream for ice cream'

'Setting a record amount of punishments is not a dream goal'

'I have achieved my dream goal but I shouldn't be proud of it'

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A.N: Hi guys, hope you liked this. These are most of the lines taken from my old 'Chaos story'. I'm thinking of posting a second chapter of this with the rest and then maybe some more. My kid's tired me out so my original writing is going a bit slow right now. Either way, I'm working on a few chapters for my other stories and should hopefully have some out soon.