Thickening Machine: Kieran
Added 2025-01-15 20:59:25 +0000 UTCAfter a successful basketball career in high school, Kieran's dad dreamed of him becoming a college star - and then maybe one day, an NBA standout. There was only one issue - Kieran was sick of playing sports, all he wanted to do was sit on his tiny freckled butt and eat. His first day on campus, he walked straight past the gym and into our all-you-can-eat dining hall. He hasn't thought of basketball since.
Watch Kieran hook up to the Thickening Machine and become his true self - and then chug a gallon of milk to celebrate!
Comments
i need this machine asap
Adam
2025-01-19 03:13:54 +0000 UTCNo more sports, no more tiny butt, no more jawline. Kieran is a man now for sure. Welcome to college, bro!
Nhappy
2025-01-15 21:14:24 +0000 UTC
