D-Flate … then reinflate?
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Athletes Swell with S.W.E.A.T.
One of Pfatter U’s lead researchers, Dr. Fidioux, has discovered a new condition he’s calling S.W.E.A.T.: Somatic Weight Exchange Acceleration Threshold. In other words: a strange condition where extreme physical exertion can lead to rapid weight gain instead of gradual weight loss - and it’s spreading rapidly amongst our most athletic students!
Watch the full video to see some of our fastest become some of our fattest, including an extended clip of wrestlers Mike and Gregory succ...
2025-11-19 03:26:35 +0000 UTC View PostSuper Growth Supercut
Our Pfatter University social media presence has expanded to Instagram (@pfatteruniversity), and our following is growing almost as rapidly as our students. Go check us out if you haven’t already!
To reward our growing fan base, we’ve put together a supercut of some of the biggest transformations from this semester so far! The video starts with Garrett, who helped himself to a box of pastries someone had left in the study lounge. He couldn’t resist the sweet smell of Pfatt Rolls ...
2025-11-05 23:09:49 +0000 UTC View PostExtended Scene: Patch & Milad Catch the Sumo Flu
Flu season has already begun on the Pfatter University campus! When roommates Patch and Milad both woke up with a case of the sniffles, they didn’t think twice about it. They got ready for their day and headed off to grab an extra-large breakfast at the dining hall.
After a long day of classes, they got back to their room feeling bloated and tired and … sweaty. As they stripped off their shirts, Patch let out a sneeze. “Oh no,” he thought, a warm tingling sprea...
2025-10-28 19:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostExtended Scene: Thickening Ian
When Ian reported for his first practice this fall, our Pfatter Track staff knew he just did have the heft to make a big impact. Sure, being light can be helpful, but a good short distance runner needs some oomph to drive those legs … or something like that!
Coach Eaton-Goode sent Ian to the Fitness Center and recommended he check out the Thickening Machine. Little did he know what that machine was capable of - and this was only just the beginning! 😉🐷
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2025-10-16 02:16:28 +0000 UTC View PostSocial Media Studies: Viral Progress Videos
This year, Pfatter U is offering a new major: Social Media Studies! We’re educating the newest batch of big social media influencers on how to make it big on all your favorite platforms - and boy have they delivered!
Professor Chugg challenged his class to make a viral video of their weight gain progress to see who could get the most likes. Jason and Patrick had the brilliant idea to team up together and won the competition (it didn’t hurt that they both gained hundreds of pounds in...
2025-10-03 20:46:40 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, Pfatter Pfreshmen!
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The ‘25-‘26 school year has begun, and our enrollment is growing! We welcomed a record-breaking 1,000 hungry minds to our freshman class this September; it seems like word is getting around that Pfatter University is the best place to expand your mind - and your waistline!
Our Dean of Students, Dean Normous, invited our upperclassmen to give some helpful advice to the Class of 2029. We join him in wishing our freshmen a highly-success...
2025-09-27 18:34:13 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter Students: Where Are They Now?
Have you ever wondered what some of the stars of our previous Pfatter posts have been up to? Watch this update video to see how much some of your favorites have grown since the last time they appeared on our Tumblr page, including:
- Garrett and Evan - Garrett’s been testing some new recipes since last October, baking up some highly-... 2025-09-10 16:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Presenting: the-Pfatter-Faculty!
Many of our Pfatter Pfans have asked, and we wouldn’t want to let them down: it’s time to show off the expansive talent of Pfatter University’s FACULTY!
American Lit professor Pablo Panza has a friendly rivalry with his follow faculty member, Brit Lit expert Lionel Tubbs; he never suspected that Tubbs would spike his coffee with a double dose of GroBig Mass Gainer. Watch Professor Panza transform just in time for his class to begin! Maybe one of his larger students could ...
2025-08-26 01:45:16 +0000 UTC View Post1,000 Pounds for 1,000 Patrons
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Pfatter University is proud to announce we recently surpassed 1,000 active subscribers here on our Patreon.
To celebrate, all tiers - Freshman, Seniors, and Faculty - have access to this exclusive supercut featuring 1,000 pounds’ worth of transformations (or maybe more! 🐷😉).
The video opens on Sayid, an already hefty Senior who got much more than he bargained for in the Thickening Machine - and the gains keep rapidly incr...
2025-08-08 01:26:13 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter Pfilm Pfestival
Every year, the Pfatter U Film Studies department holds their esteemed Pfatter Pfilm Pfestival, featuring the best work from their most talented film students.
The Pfestival’s theme for 2025 was “Expand Your Horizons,” and as you’ll see, the finalists’ work really exemplifies what it means to truly transform.
We hope you’ll enjoy these clips from the first, second, and third place pfilms! 🐷😉
Grow Lamp (second runner-up): a genie promi...
2025-07-22 02:18:30 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter Archives: Now with Audio! Pt. 1
Danny the Pfatter social media intern here! I’ve successfully restored the audio on four of our old posts. The technology isn’t perfect yet, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy these four expanded scenes from our archives, now featuring our students’ voices and sound effects!
This video features four posts from our archives:
- Thom, one of the 2025-07-10 01:49:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Snacks with Snacks Behind-the-Scenes Footage
Here’s a very special treat - some exclusive behind-the-scenes footage featuring Augie, Ignacio, Jeremiah, and Sonny as they pose for the camera while enjoying their favorite treats!
It looks like there’s something strange in Sonny’s lollipop… he doesn’t normally look this bloated 🤔
Bon apetit! 😉🐷
2025-06-27 22:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostSnacks with Snacks Photoshoot
Normally, we at Pfatter University would never post something so scandalous - but it’s for a good cause! Every year, our Pfatt Gives Back student organization donates money to causes in need; one of their most successful fundraisers is selling a quite steamy calendar called Snacks with Snacks, which as you can see features some of our most attractive students posing with their favorite junk food … in very little clothing! 😳
The calendar won’t be out u...
2025-06-27 22:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostTransform Yourself at Pfatter U!
The Pfatter U Admissions team has been working on a big promotional video, highlighting all the truly transformational opportunities we have to offer: the Thickening Machine and GroBig Mass Gain powder, to our all new Bloat Ray, you’ll leave your skinny jeans behind when you enroll at Pfatter University!
Watch our student bodies grow as they rapidly pack on the pounds! Drop a comment to let our Admissions Team know if you’ll be sending in your application! 😉🐷
2025-06-23 23:19:30 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter U featured in new GroBig commercial!
This year, Pfatter U gained a new sponsor - GroBig Mass Gainer protein powder! This partnership has led to many opportunities for Pfatter Athletics, most recently this brand new ad debuting on cable and streaming platforms later this month!
The promo features over a minutes of athlete and staff testimonials as they flaunt the results of their GroBig regimens and prove just how quickly their fast-acting Mass Gainer formula takes effect! A big thanks to all the student athletes who part...
2025-06-10 20:44:39 +0000 UTC View PostMuddy Pig Festival '25.mp4
Let’s look back at Phi Alpha Tau’s annual event, the Muddy Pig Festival! To celebrate the expansive list of student achievements every year, our resident f(r)at boys wet down the quad and hold a long list of events in the mud, from pie-eating contests to mud wrestling and crowning the Biggest Pig of the Year! This year, the honor went to sophomore Andy, a psych major and Pfatter U rugby player, who gained 160lbs in one semester!
We hope you enjoy this highlight reel of the day, with...
2025-06-06 01:21:20 +0000 UTC View PostA Big Farewell to the Class of ‘25: Sounds of Senior Year
Hey Pfatter Fans! Danny the Pfatter U social media intern here with an important message: MY BAD!
Every time I’ve uploaded a video this year, I’ve accidentally muted the audio track. You’ve been watching all our footage - in silence! And no one said anything??
While I see if there’s anything I can do about our previous uploads, here’s a little retrospective on the 2024-2025 school year - and this time you can hear what our seniors...
2025-05-30 20:34:21 +0000 UTC View PostA Big Farewell to the Class of ‘25: Tutor of the Year
We are very proud to announce that Justin, a graduating Culinary Arts major, has been named our Tutor of the Year!
When a student isn’t achieving their full potential, we assign them a knowledgeable, well-fed upperclassman tutor who is authorized to use any motivation necessary to expand their knowledge (and waistlines). Justin began tutoring under-eating underclassmen during his junior year and started seeing results right away. He attributes the success of his tutees over the years...
2025-05-25 01:51:45 +0000 UTC View PostA Big Farewell to the Class of ‘25: Photo ID’s
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, or in this case, a thousand pounds! As a tribute to our graduating class of 2025, let’s see how far they’ve come by comparing their Student ID photos - from their first week of freshman year to their start as seniors! You can really tell they’ve embodied our university motto: Imagine a Pfatter U!
- Gavin (Economics): 180lbs ➡️ 400lbs
- Jalen (Chemistry): 160lb ➡️ 335lbs
- Kamal (Philosophy): 175lbs ➡️ 390lbs... 2025-05-21 00:05:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Get Pfatt for Finals
Can you believe it? Another school year is coming to a close! At Pfatter University, our students are cramming their brains full of knowledge and their mouths full of food as they prepare for finals.
There’s a small percentage of our student body who make it all the way to May without gaining any weight, and we’d hate for them to feel left out! This morning, a special package was delivered to the dorms of our fittest students - a little much-needed encouragement as they start the f...
2025-05-06 01:29:09 +0000 UTC View PostSuper-Sized in the Sauna
A favorite feature of Pfatter U’s fitness center is our sauna, a favorite spot for our students to simply relax and let go. Installed by a world-renowned, obese Finnish designer, the steam room has special properties that activates adipose tissue, resulting in a calming experience and a much softer physique for all who enter.
Watch the video to see four students transform!
- Kieran had been suffering from an aching back ever since the hockey season e... 2025-04-18 15:40:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Pfatter U Student Testimonials
Read the captions and enjoy some of the new promotional videos our Admissions Department has come up with. Don’t they make you want to study here? Apply today and imagine a Pfatter U!
2025-04-12 17:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post