Back when I was a wee lad, a struggling yuri fanfiction writer, I would often inject some lolrandumz into my stories by having myself as the author pop down and talk to the characters out of canon. Looking back, it was hella cringy and dumb, as was par for the course with all teenage fanfic (INCLUDING YOURS). That's why this week's Sarah Saturday is probably the most meta I'll ever go. Blender!Sarah and Daz!Sarah in one scene! What is this, a crossover episode? They're like Goofus and Gallant: Blender!Sarah likes playing guitar and is really good at soccer. Daz!Sarah does whipits in the Costco parking lot and is really good at putting dudes' dicks through a car wash.