"Any bear puns and you're toast."
"TOAST!"
"What?! No, don't chink glasses with me, i'm serious."
"Hi serious. I'm Dan. And now that i'm Dan with presentations, let's have sex."
"Wat."
"Don't be shocked by tone of my voice. Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice."
"Why the grovely voice?! And your weapon is your dick?!"
"Listen to the sound of my voice. You can check it on out, it's the weapon of choice yeah"
"I think i'm missing something here."
"You can blow wit' this. Or you can blow wit' that."
"Wat. You still talking about your dick?!"
"Organically grown
Through the hemisphere I roam
To make love to the angels of life, yeah
and my girl .....
I guess you just don't understand
It's gone beyond being a man
As I drift off into the night
I'm in flight
She's a boy's scoundral gal
But I'm gonna hold my cool
Cause the music rules
Yeah, so move on baby, yeah"
"Uh... are... what are you talking about?! Are you high or something?"
"Halfway between the gutter and the stars. Yeah."
"I'm never fucking a bard again."