"You seem a good lad what are you doing here... allllllll alone? β€"
"Somehow i feel like this is the prelude for something?"
"Only if you want it to be?"
"Do you want it to be?"
"Oooooohhhh yeeeeesssss."
"Well, my lady, perhap-"
"Cut the crap. Sex. Yes or no?"
"Wha-... bu-"
"Sex. Yes. Or. No."
"Uh? Sure?"
"Well then, i know this oasis right wound the corner."
"May at least ask if you're in heat? Because you seem rather desper-"
"Do i look hot to you?"
"Uh? Yes, but that's not what i asked..."
"Then we're all okay. Right? Two consenting adults going for a swim, naked, and things will happen."
"You sure you're okay, because you seem rather insistent here."
"Don't worry, i'm just going to boink your brains out."
"That's not what i asked."
"But it's the answer you get. β€"
*sighs* "The sacrifices one must make. β€"