i guess 9 tails were a bit too many so we'll have to settle for 3, even though the files call her ninetails. π€£π€£π€£
Simone Spinozzi
2018-12-02 12:17:02 +0000 UTC
"Madam, i was told that the foxy ladies of japan had incredible beauty but i could not imagine how much until i met you."
"Sir Spaniard, i am glad of your compliments, but truly we must speak business here. You know how desperate our clan is, we need the guns you carry in your ships!"
"Well. My lady. Our services and merchandise are at your disposal."
"We should talk about money i suppose."
"Yes, unfortunately. But i'm told of a legend."
"Yes?"
"That you foxy ladies can turn ordinary leaves into gold."
"That is the case, but, alas, the transformation does not last, under normal circumstances."
"And what are the circumstances in which they might become gold forever?"
"A nobleman should be making tender love with me during a night of full moon, then this temple will become sacred and for a week all the leaves in here that i will turn to gold will remain gold."
"But... alas, i'm the one in charge of the expedition, and we have no noblemen with us, i'm just an humble merchant!"
"Sometimes noblesse can be part of the soul. We should try it, for the times are dire, and if it does not work, we might still have good memories of each other as you are returning home without money and i am left here, to die."
"..."
"..."
"yes?"
"Sorry, i got ... i can't stay in character, this was too beautiful."
"Oh, come on, i got this nice kimono from my grandmother, let me use it properly for once!"
"i doubt "cosplaying for sex" is a proper use of a kimono."
"Then you probably have no proper idea what a kimono is for. It is the one dress made to inspire men to seduction."
"Sorry, i'm rather ignorant."
"And, well... the atmosphere is lost."
"Ah-ehm!"
"yes?"
"My foxy lady. Even if i had to leave tomorrow for you were unable to pay the due price. Still, let's make this night unforgettable for the both of us. I swear on the honour of the Spaniards, i will try to be the most noble of men when making love to you."
"Oh, yes. Let us meet together under this temple roof and explore the magic of love! β€"