Daily Doe: shadow Alicorn
Added 2018-12-01 12:01:00 +0000 UTChttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/iabgium5b71uk3u/AACRd-KBjJzqB_oaSPNIbo7Ba?dl=0
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the amount of snark in this dialogue XD it's like a porn tried to be a sitcom
Hatton Slayden
2018-12-01 18:27:11 +0000 UTC"My little pony, my litte- *NRKH!*" "Shut. Up. Pretty. Please." "But... i thought you liked them." "I do, but then the fanbase made it really weird. Plus, everybody i know now asks me if i have a moon tattoo on my butt." "That's... not a bad idea." "I have fur, you dolt, you can't tattoo under fur, unless you like to shave." "Oh." "Also, everybody asks me if i can meet them in their dreams!" "We.. kinda... are meeting in a dream." "I know.... but i only do it for sex! Do you want me to just visit random strangers and... you know." "And i guess you can't control them." "Nope." "Ah, well, then i'm glad we've known each other for so long and we meet every time i go to sleep." "Yes, but-" "Sh! Sh! Sh! How about we enjoy the moment and leave the worries outside?" "Mmmmh. Fine!" "You grumpy donkey." "Ohhhh. Me likey that. Anything but moon butt."
Simone Spinozzi
2018-12-01 12:18:43 +0000 UTC
