XDXDXD...wait if she does not inhale air....how is she talking?
Hatton Slayden
2018-11-27 00:17:03 +0000 UTC
"Blow *glub* Me!"
*she starts to go down*
*frantically signs the mouth*
*sighs* *blows air* "Let's go above."
"Aaaahhh. Thanks."
"You need to work on your lungs."
"Uh... we were down 3 minutes. While doing sex."
"Aaaand.... you call that an accomplishment?"
"I... need air to breathe."
"So do dolphins."
*kisses her* "just saying" *kiss* "that we need to respect each other capabilities."
"mmmh... yeah.... but you don't see me complaining every time we surface."
"Uh... wait what?"
"Helloooo? Gills! I can only breathe in water."
"what?! But we went dress shopping the other day! It took us a whole afternoon!"
"uhm... yeeesss... a nice afternoon..."
"And you were holding your breath?!"
"Uh... yes? Why?"
"You... never told me that!"
"I.... thought it was evident? It's not like my gills are hidden. See? These meter long appendages on my back? And i don't have a nose. No lungs."
"Would you believe i thought all this time those were your swimmerets and that you breathed through your mouth or skin?"
"What?! Do you want me to do a Quiet cosplay next? I'd like that!"
"i just meant that i've been neglecting to know you beyond the great sex we have and the nice body i see every time i go shopping with you."
"Wow! You just realized you were shallow! Must be groundbreaking!"
"I meant that... i want this to be a serious thing. And i've not been taking it seriously."
"Now i think this would be the moment where i reveal to you that monsters and humans can only meet briefly for the hottest of passions and then they have to leave each other forever because they can't live together."
"What?! Seriously?"
"You kidding? My sister's been married to one of you humans for at least a decade by now! I am still in the phase where i fool around because i did not want ties."
".... oh."
"Buuuuuut. Yeah, i'm interested in knowing you a bit more beyond the casual random hot steamy very exciting "teh secks" we've been having these last few weeks. And you're the first that actually realised he'd been fooling around with something alien, not just a great body, aaaand still tried to know me better! Sooo yeah. If you're willing to go a bit deeper, so am i. My sister hasn't complained about anything unusual."
"Define.... usual..."
"You know, taxes, work. gill cleaning services, screaming kids in the neighbourhood, water quality. The same stuff."
"At least two of those are unusual to me.... buuut yeah. Okay. So. How does it work?"
"What does it work."
"Dating one of you girls."
"Wait... what have been doing for the past 3 weeks?!"
"Oh... fooling around. I thought."
"Good answer. Let's continue to fool around today. We'll think about it after i get my urges to fuck your precious body under control."
"... fine by me... but let's do it half above and half below water."
*folio ensues*
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That's the usual me, trying to make up a story for porn.