"I think your hooves are splendid."
"Aren't they? I think if i ever get myself a painting i'll be displaying them front and center."
"Yes... I'm a hoof fetishist, you know? I think i'd like to see them in every page of you ever do one of those photoshoots."
"I probably should show them more.... they're usually covered by these weird things i've got on right now."
"Nah... the weird things can stay."