Giraffe librarian makes a surprising amount of sense. Handy for the tall shelves.
Werewolf2000ad
2018-11-17 17:18:45 +0000 UTC
" I heard miss Davenhoof is a bitch."
"Nah. I heard it too. But i can assure you she's a gyraffe."
"..."
"What?! I've seen her. She even gives me private lessons because she says i'm a bit slow but showing potential."
"..."
"It's true. Okay. She's a nice gyraffe. And pretty."
"I'm out."
"What? What did i say this time?"
"You're 34. And still in college. Because of football."
"Yeah, she said i got hit too many times on the head, so she wants to make me feel not stupid."
*Friend walks out*
*Looks left.*
*Looks right.*
*Picks phone.*
"Ms. Davenhoof? Yeah. It's still Mitch. Same time today at the library? Sure, i've just pilfered the keys again from my friend. Nobody will check on us, i'm getting a bit tired of playing stupid... But it has its perks. See you there."