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Daily Doe: Pirate Booty

Arrrrr! There be more then doubloons buried in HER booty....yeah i went there.

https://sta.sh/21kw7mhq7lut?edit=1 

Daily Doe: Pirate Booty

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oooh that gave me a good laugh

Hatton Slayden

"And this is how pirates ended up working for the government in the late 1700s. They knew they were bugged. Might as well play along. Hmmmmm... play." "But.. sir... this is porn! Not an history lesson!" "And isn't reproduction the main driving force of human behaviour in the end?! Of course it's history!" "But... sir... they are different species, they can't reproduce... also one of them isn't human!" "Are you a stinkin' racist?!" "But... no... i mean... i..." (flees crying to join extreme alt right... "DEATH TO ALL BUGGERS! VIVA ENDER!"... and all that.) 😁👍💖 great job!

Simone Spinozzi


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