Something about my personal life

As you know, I like to keep you guys super excited what's coming next!  The one built in feature with me is the honesty; this is why I want to share what I've been going through lately, and has HEAVILY impacted my input. I have no shame barriers about anything, so this is what happened;

About 4 weeks ago I noticed a lump in my right testicle, a size of a peanut. Got a doc appointment like 8 days forward. Told no one. Went there with the mental state, ok, if we go all the way, I'm ready for it. The doc had an student, a super hot girl like 25 or something. 

Ofc I had to strip, went to the bed and the doc examined me, and asked; "can the student try it as well?" Thought, what the hell, came this far, go ahead. After this the doc tested my prostate with his finger. At this point of time I was waiting for the question; "can the student try it as well?" I was prepped for the question with a 'non approtiate' reply; "If you wanna do it babe, just do it!"

Well, we never went that far. Here in Finland, the public healthcare timetable is normally few weeks for anything. What happened with me, got a fast pass to everything; the same day with the doc, went to lab for the blood samples, got free time from the hospital near by for ultra sound. AGAIN, at the ultra, a super hot girl as a nurse. She took me to lye down, and for a split second I was thinking "yeah babe, let's rock the boat!"

Well, the ultra doc was like Mengele; a guy with a best sales day passed, with super thick glasses, and I was just an subject of his study. Funnily, this guy farted couple of times and kinda ignored it, like it was my fault. He talked NOTHING. When done, after 15 mins, he said it's not a cancer. I asked wtf I need to do next, as I had already planned appointment with an urologist in 2 weeks. Should I cancel it, who is gonna inform me? "Well, you can do what you think is the best". WTF?

The same day my first doc called, told it's prolly ok. Asked him if I cancel the urologist. "Nope, he's the expert". Ok, some week to wait... After few weeks went there, and AGAIN, a woman like 30 or something as an urologist. My balls got another examination. As a married man, I had this fun every week when 18... ;)

She told, it might be ok, but as the different hospitals have different systems, she can't see my scan results. I was again in a loose rope...

Next day I got the call; the Mengele report was ok, and she agreed. So, it's a cyst. Guys, check you balls!