Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Terminal Miller Poisoning

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we once formed an award-winning R&B hunk duo that was eventually taken down by a lip-syncing scandal. We will accept no blame for it.

But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!

First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where “Honey Bucket” is a term of endearment and a place you shit.

First, Sissyneck channels his inner Dennis Miller.

Next, he learns to forgive.

You’re a good man, Sissyneck. We’ve buried bodies for less.

Now let’s move on to the Comments, where it’s time to celebrate the psychic scars you’ve earned this month!

Sebben knows we’re not the most accessible site-

But Jeff Orasky knows we always deliver. So long as you ordered sex cults.

We always thought the first Hot Dog Isekai would involve grifter karate magic, but Skebotron proves that old adage: “You can’t always choose your Isekai world, but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can choose the truck.”

This was a doll-heavy month in Hot Dog, and for once, we can place the blame squarely on Lydia Bugg. You were all so worried about Seanbaby, but nobody suspects the Bugg! At least you folks dealt with it admirably, stoic and resolute in the face of terror.

Aw, sweet Kevin Hanlon. Nobody in the Untubed Sausage channel tell him.

Mark Mahoney is a simple man: He sees a candidate trying to make live-action Scumbag Mario Kart, he votes for that candidate.

Scoot’s got terminal Dennis Miller poisoning.

It’s extremely contagious, both Steven and Hambone will also have to be put down. We have a barn just for this, beb. …. Oh.

Vooster is putting on a brave face.

Let’s see how that goes.

We all know AI is boiling our oceans to destroy art and produce fascist propaganda, but Roope spotted an overlooked tragedy: It’s also robbing us of our hard-working maniacs.

Luckily, Bonnybedlam has a solution.

Rosstifer and Sissyneck were really worried about Dennard this month.

And they were right to be, because of Rachel.

Luke was almost worried about Brockway this month-

Being accustomed to second-place from countless hunk competitions, he’ll take it. Thanks for your fleeting concern, Luke! Maybe you could think about buying his book so he doesn’t go to prison, and then decide against it at the last minute.

This was such a busy month for the comments, it didn’t leave a lot of room for the Discord. So let’s try to sum up this month with only two images.

Yep. That almost exactly sums up our whole community.

All we’re missing is some lunatic putting way too much work into a piece of fan insanity that nobody will ever see, or understand, then we’ll have a perfect encapsulation of the Hot Dog Discord.

Doctor Squatchbody, you win Hot Dog Appreciation Day! And you, reading this, also win – because Doctor Squatchbody posted the sprite sheets.

You know exactly what to do with these. It’s technically “inciting” if we say more.

Doctor Squatchbody, you win the greatest prize we have to offer: This one of a kind image of Billy Corgan having a blast on his little train.

Keep it safe. It’s more valuable than all the rest of human art put together.

You folks are, as always, the best. And if anyone ever questions that, you call us. We’ll test the temperature limits of their buttholes.