Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS 50th EPISODE HOOTENANNY

HOT DAMN, 50 EPISODES!

Can you believe we’ve been watching the AIMS team tactically patrol the Appalachian forests for 50 episodes already? Absolute peak performance, day in and day out. Incredible. New merch is in the works, but for now, let’s take a look at some of the stuff we have to commemorate our journey so far.

The shirt that started it all, our classic BIGFEETS illustration. These boys had no idea what a ride they were in for, and neither did any of us. Celebrate our beginnings with our classic shirt, our women’s cut shirt, our hoodie, our tank top, our mug, or our pint glass. Get everything and throw out your entire wardrobe. Who needs pants? Not you.

Not you.

Our next huge BIGFEETS illustration launched the posters section of our shop. We had a bold idea, graphics from clothes, but for your wall? Sure, you could get your Bigfeets of Future Past on a classic shirt or women’s cut shirt, but could we develop the technology to create a graphic without a piece of clothing attached? It was an impossible task, but somehow we did it, and the world was better for it. Two and a half Shaqs can’t be wrong, take a look at the poster and see for yourself.

The next merch drop took the world by storm. Nobody was ready for this one. Thousands of thinkpieces flooded the internet, influencers were beating down the doors trying to make deals, but the boys… the boys were above all of that. They’d moved on to a new plane of spirituality and jerky. It was more than lucrative merch deals at this point, it was transcendental art. They had gazed into the abyss, and heard the call of the Valkyrie of native souls. And the result was available on our women’s cut shirt, classic shirt, and poster.

That brings us to our newest and boldest design. This was released. The Pope died. I’m not saying these two things are related, I’m just saying both of these things happened. Was the boldness of this design too much for the late Pope? Were the muscles too tastefully depicted? I don’t know, but the new Pope is from Chicago. And if someone gets a legitimate picture of the new Pope wearing either our classic cut or women’s cut version of the shirt, I will send you the poster.