Hot Dog Store: The Newest BIGFEETS Merch
Added 2025-05-19 11:59:00 +0000 UTCRoll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.
In case you didn’t see the announcement a couple weeks back, we’ve got hot new BIGFEETS merch for you. Check it out:
Jason, Seanbaby, and Brockway are with you anywhere you go when you are wearing one of our Classic Cut Shirts. You are an adventuring party of one, and aren’t afraid of any encounter.
And of course we have it in our women’s cut as well. The classic comfy shirt you know and love now with incredible art you can’t see anywhere else. Let the world know you are sophisticated as hell!
And don’t forget this incredible fever dream van mural is available as an 18”x24” poster. Buy it and put it on the wall opposite your door. Make everyone who enters your home confront it, and in doing so, their own flaws and insecurities. They will never be as cool as you, but they are lucky to be in the presence of your poster, so it basically evens out.
