Hot Dog Store: The Official Hot Dog Handshake
Added 2025-04-12 18:00:14 +0000 UTCHot Dog Handshake is back in a big way! Don’t believe me? Look at this image:
See?
So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five different color options, including Athletic Heather for everyone who gave up on their resolution to get fit this year, but still wants to feel like they might go for a jog. Not today, and tomorrow is looking pretty busy, but soon.
And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.
These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.
So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with Poxco Peppo or whatever. Buy two and make them kiss! The future is what you make of it.
Sorry about all that vault stuff last week. We have things under control now, but there’s no time to chat. You’re on Hot Dog business.
This week our featured vault product is the incredible Hot Dog Business Polo!
A beautiful little wiener tastefully embroidered for your busy work day.
It is so small. Everyone loves it!
Like all vault products, it is up to you to unlock and explore to find it. Just please don’t let anything awful out.
Comments
Hot Dog Business Polo, ordered! Soon I'll be taking meetings while sipping coffee from my Bigfeets mug and wearing my Hot Dog Business Polo. My future success is guaranteed!
Chuck Suffel
2025-04-14 12:35:21 +0000 UTCI got promoted since receiving the business polo
Adrienne
2025-04-13 23:16:55 +0000 UTCAre you okay, Joanne? Should we call someone?
Jaime W
2025-04-13 04:47:09 +0000 UTCM Z m m Z I’m a ama no small Kama I’m namm A z z. 3 Y eah M Dan BBC’s as.h pas pl mm a m Dez.
Joanne C Angle
2025-04-12 20:03:29 +0000 UTC
