Punching Day: True Police Cases
Added 2024-09-06 12:00:08 +0000 UTC
Men! Some hardy women! Get ready! For bullet-hardened cops and brasier-hardened bosoms! Prepare yourself! For shocking real facts from True Police Cases!
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Comments
This was great and hilarious.
Greg
2024-09-10 23:18:10 +0000 UTCNutty.
AU
2024-09-10 20:12:08 +0000 UTCDelightful.
Scribbler Johnny
2024-09-09 12:49:10 +0000 UTCEvery once in awhile, Pants Chapley briefly pierces the veil and we are reminded that this dimension, for all its faults, is not the Wrong Dimension. We must be ever vigilant against... Wait what was I talking about? And why is every orifice bleeding?
Jeff Orasky
2024-09-08 03:46:32 +0000 UTCLess candles, racism and eugenics than the last issue. 5 Stars!
Jens Baumgart
2024-09-07 11:34:00 +0000 UTCI am filled with joy
Devin Eagles
2024-09-06 23:14:50 +0000 UTCSeanbaby has my permission to do nothing but photoshopped old magazines for his articles. I do love them so.
Amber M.
2024-09-06 23:07:16 +0000 UTCI have some old magazines from the era, and the amount of advertisements for girdles and belts surprised me. It sure was great when men could get manufacturing jobs that paid enough to buy a home right out of high school! And then have their bodies be twisted and deformed by the old age of 30!
Matthew Harris
2024-09-06 21:17:27 +0000 UTC*patent refused
Jason Pargin
2024-09-06 17:55:27 +0000 UTCAll the clues were there and yet the Hairtrigger Ortega story still caught me by surprise. A++
FancyShark
2024-09-06 17:08:29 +0000 UTCwell this is disappointin my whole life ive faced judgement for having a husky crotch (mine is more like 22-24%) and with a lot of work and faith-based therapy i finally got to a place where ive been able to say you know what: Husky IS Handsome, but this sets me back some
sissyneck
2024-09-06 17:01:53 +0000 UTCOh hey! It's Pants Cha-
Vooster
2024-09-06 16:02:10 +0000 UTCI'm just like Hair Trigger Ortega! I used to be a cop and I became a private detective with a hair trigger temper! I mean, pretty much. I wasn't exactly a cop, but I did get beaten up by the cops a bunch, which sort of makes me cops adjacent. And I didn't become a private detective exactly, but I did Google the home addresses of the cops that beat me up so I could show up and try to take my revenge, which led to me getting beaten up by the cops some more. And I guess I already had the hair trigger temper . . . threatening the cop that caught me breaking into cars with a big screwdriver is how I got beaten up by the cops the first time. But, you know . . . pretty close . . .
skjoldr
2024-09-06 14:28:25 +0000 UTCOh for the days when a Man could get all his hernia needs taken care of with the help of mail order medical equipment advertised in the back of a cheap magazine.
Bill Culbertson
2024-09-06 13:50:58 +0000 UTCI want my girdle to guzzle my gizzards. Thanks, Poxco!
Talking Alpaca
2024-09-06 13:32:18 +0000 UTCSometimes it's the simplest* gags that get me the most, and this might be the unbeatably perfect example. *in concept, not effort, clearly!
Skebotron
2024-09-06 12:55:27 +0000 UTCthis was fucking excellent, thankyou so much
Handsome Unlimited
2024-09-06 12:16:27 +0000 UTC
