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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 162, Deadliest Warrior Spartan vs. Ninja with Eddie Doty

Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle the episode of Deadliest Warrior where a Spartan fought a Ninja. There were no victors!

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Oh my god! I’m the guy co-hosting for the ninja side. I could talk about this crazy thing for days

Michael Lehr

Oh, I assume it would be more like mêlée combat, one dude with a scimitar vs. another with a hurley

Daphne Lawless

I spoke to a doctor today who could not adequately explain to me why poop isn't a type of thick pee-pee. He said it's not though.

Ryan Walker-Gray

I loved that show when they didn't absurdly bias the fights. Bull Shark vs. Hippo was hilarious, when the Shark team realized the shark's gap literally wasn't big enough to grab anything on the hippo with enough leverage to hurt. When they ran the sim, the shark bit the hippo's tail off, then the hippo ate the shark's head in one bite. Worst was Lion vs. Tiger. Turns out if you set the fight in jungle ruins in India with the Lion sleeping in the ruins and the tiger hiding behind it, the tiger wins.

Skink

There was a similar show where it was different animals fighting: lion vs tiger, crocodile vs great white shark, and so on. The absolute best (worst?) one was elephant vs rhinoceros... the spent the whole show trying to justify how a rhino could take on something as big as an elephant and they settled on, "if it hits with the charge, that would wreck the elephant!" And then, in the actual fight, the elephant just stepped out of the way and just gored the rhino to death. I guess what I am saying is I want to see Sean fight a were-rhino.

Jeff Orasky

I'm a bit younger than you guys and my friend Brian showed me this in middle school. It was the absolute coolest thing in my life for about 3 months

Jimmy Rullo

The IRA vs Taliban episode final fight is absolutely hilarious. One of the Provos, who’s just a guy in a ski mask, whips out a flamethrower and lights up a Taliban guy, who’s dressed in stereotypical Islam clothing. With really bad fire CGI, the Tailban burns up like he’s in the Crazy World of Arthur Brown

Kevin Lynch

When Brockway said ”Oops all robocops” I heard ”Uppsala Robocops”, nevermind how he knows that place in Sweden that’d be a sick show

Ruska Lehtosaari


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