Vanning Day: The 2024 Pull Over & Put It In Custom Van Contest!
Added 2024-01-25 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
The Germans have a word that doesn’t quite translate into English, it describes the sweetness amongst bitterness that elevates both into something more. It’s the lingering perfume in an exhaust cloud, the crust in the soft shag, the eroticism in the kidnapping. We believe they call it: Van.
IT’S THE 2024 HOT DOG CUSTOM VAN CONTEST!
It all started with fuck you, you don’t need an explanation. Custom vans are sweet. If you don’t already know that, you were born with a piece of your soul missing and no vice will fill it. You’ll wind up chasing thrills to monstrous places, strangling drifters just to feel something. And where are you going to strangle those drifters? IN YOUR CUSTOM VAN.
Hell yeah, Space Van! You should be so pumped that you’re singing along to these, we don’t give a shit that they’re pictures. Open your heart and sing van into the world, like these champions have done in years past.
2022 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest: Gratuitous Van Service! Custom Van-Off and Panty Eating Contest
2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest: An Unlubricated Van Job! Custom Van-Off and Herpe Contest
That’s all you need to see, you’re in. You’re all the way in. The rules are simple, just fill out this form and use the template below to design a custom van so bitchin’ you could fuck God in the back of it.
Send it to us at 1900HOTDOG@GMAIL.COM by 12AM PST on Sunday, 2/4/24 with the subject line: “GET IN MY VAN!” Winners will be announced on Thursday, 2/8/24, right here on your favorite hot dog themed van website.
WARNING: If you don’t follow these rules exactly, there will be no consequences. Vans don’t stay between the lines, it’s why so many van owners die tragically.
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Comments
I can smell the stale cigarettes, and Jack Daniels!
DustysRadTitle
2024-01-26 10:28:43 +0000 UTCAh, Sideshow Bob style.
Swift Justice
2024-01-26 02:12:55 +0000 UTCThe last two years, instead of following the rules, I made two increasingly complex art films about vans. This year, if I participate, I might actually follow the rules.
Matthew Harris
2024-01-25 21:49:53 +0000 UTCAw yeah! Let the celebration of all things Van begin!
Jeff Orasky
2024-01-25 19:35:04 +0000 UTCShame is they only come once a year
Doctor Sweetleaf
2024-01-25 17:53:05 +0000 UTCIn Van we trust.
Robert K.
2024-01-25 15:16:41 +0000 UTCI mean, there's a decent chance someone named Christmas has been fucked in a van, so that makes a certain kind of sense.
Skebotron
2024-01-25 15:15:08 +0000 UTCFuck Christmas—THIS is the most wonderful time of the year!
Chris “Ace” Hendrix
2024-01-25 13:51:29 +0000 UTCIf I don't actually make time to do an entry this year, I will willingly lay down behind a procession of all the entry vans so they can slowly back over me one by one. I think it may be my only remaining path to Vanhalla.
Skebotron
2024-01-25 13:40:18 +0000 UTC
