Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 153, Burt Ward's Erotic Memoirs with Michael Swaim
Added 2023-12-13 12:59:01 +0000 UTCSeanbaby lures lascivious lads Brockway and Michael Swaim to his lusty lair of libidinous libations to read from the erotic memoirs of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. JIZZ. POW. HOLY FUCK this I'm not writing like that anymore.
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I remember accidentally stumbling across a full hour-long(!) Roger Ailes interview show with Burt Ward pushing this book. My primary impressions were that Burt Ward came across as a truly loathsome person, but that he was also clearly lying about how loathsome he was to sell books... which was, in its own way, even more loathsome. The lost-to-the-mists-of-time context is that Ward was clearly pushing this book to Howard Stern listeners, which in 1995 with Stern at the height of his powers was a lucrative market to target. (Or seemed to be, anyway - doesn't appear that Ward's book sold very well.)
David Conner
2023-12-18 03:06:18 +0000 UTCBrockway has said a million funny things but "they laid him down and plugged into him like a LEGO board" is amongst the best.
Bim Talzer
2023-12-14 17:03:51 +0000 UTCIf you're intrigued by the idea of any of the NON-fucking stories in this book, ones which might actually be true - here's his story of making a record with Frank Zappa https://www.donlope.net/fz/related/Burt_Ward.html
Daphne Lawless
2023-12-14 04:59:33 +0000 UTCCan't believe this entire erotic memoir has zero scenes of a carny seduction.
Brendan McGinley
2023-12-14 01:55:38 +0000 UTCNot only do our Patreon donations support a great, ad free site, but they also help pay for multiple podcast theme song bangers? Best value on the net.
SudsiestPanda
2023-12-13 23:14:28 +0000 UTCI thought y’all were going to talk about the guy from tremors.
Maddy Tull
2023-12-13 23:08:54 +0000 UTCDear god...I had no idea how thirsty Burt Ward was for Adam West. Wonder if anyone's ever pointed that out to Burt.
Skink
2023-12-13 22:48:01 +0000 UTCI have seen Virgil at many cons and every time, he looks more desperate than the last time. One time, I was waiting in line to meet a couple of the actors from Farscape and Virgil's table was right next to that one. There was nobody waiting for him. He kept looking at me, like somehow direct eye contact would convince me to come over. I am fairly certain that if I had smiled at him, he would have charged me $5.
Jeff Orasky
2023-12-13 22:46:18 +0000 UTCThe whole “I AM Robin, and I fuck!” is like the direct opposite of Dustin Diamond’s memoir which is “I’m NOT Screech, but I fuck!”
Kevin Lynch
2023-12-13 18:07:52 +0000 UTCI'm gonna have to question my motives every time I get a haircut :/
Jennifer B
2023-12-13 15:25:36 +0000 UTC100%
JimmyTheBlind
2023-12-13 14:27:53 +0000 UTCDon’t love Bert‘s terminology for female genitals… I’m gonna have a hard time with my thermostat from now on
JimmyTheBlind
2023-12-13 14:26:57 +0000 UTCAgain, literal goosebumps when the Hotdog Nights theme starts up.
Jennifer B
2023-12-13 14:18:39 +0000 UTC
