Nerding Day: Everyone the Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead - Bear Erotica 🌭
Added 2023-08-04 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
The Wonder Twins were two teenagers from the planet Exxor with amazing shapeshifting powers limited only by their imagination. They were also written by morons and drawn by Somalia’s lowest bidding animation detention center. This is a case I’ve made twice before, but I put it to you again, reader:
The following are real images from Season 2, Episode 26 of a real cartoon they showed to children in 1977. And not just any cartoon, but one that stopped every 8 minutes to give safety and science lessons.
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Comments
And now they're Gleek Zan and Zan Gleek.
FancyShark
2023-08-07 13:19:44 +0000 UTCGreat stuff. It triggered an Adult Swim memory for me. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzOfH3cWy0s
Jason Borelli
2023-08-06 06:01:30 +0000 UTCThere truly is nothing in this world like a Seanbaby comic. I love them so.
Devin Eagles
2023-08-05 12:24:21 +0000 UTCSo the images from season 2, episode 26 exemplify the Rube-Goldberg-with-an-aneurysm problem solving of the Wonder Twins. Questionable in all directions until we get a glimpse into Zan's struggles with a folding camp chair. Still, monkey filth all over bathwater-Zan hints at unspeakable fetishes.
Kevin Hanlon
2023-08-04 18:20:59 +0000 UTCI can't really blame Aquaman, there's probably more garbage in the ocean than fish these days.
Skebotron
2023-08-04 18:15:53 +0000 UTC1-900-HOTDOG is where we go for that hot space monkey on warm puddle action all mankind secretly craves in their jungian unconscious.
Robert K.
2023-08-04 17:56:35 +0000 UTCI feel they mostly successfully just confused the bear into submission. Like just woken up from hibernation to a stupid human and then some even more stupid aliens making a tiny moat and gnawing uselessly, even a bear brain registers that as stupid dream nonsense to immediately forget and go the fuck back to sleep.
Swift Justice
2023-08-04 17:18:28 +0000 UTCThe really impressive thing is that in the show, they were all named Roger. Other than that, a 100% faithful adaptation from Seanbaby.
Jeff Orasky
2023-08-04 16:20:08 +0000 UTCAnother missed opportunity for Bear Mauling Wound Derek.
Brendan McGinley
2023-08-04 16:06:45 +0000 UTCThe Wonder Twins had a cool sci-fi concept: aliens from a planet without evolution.
Dennard Dayle
2023-08-04 14:32:42 +0000 UTCMost people are going to assume this is a joke, but this article reminded me about how in the past six weeks, I've had both a group of three drunk frat boys, and a grown black bear, run away from me. Sadly, I only have video proof of the second.
Matthew Harris
2023-08-04 13:54:51 +0000 UTCHoly 90s comedy, Seanbaby! Great stuff, but the one frame with Derek's arm had me laughing for a good minute straight.
Dave Ruff
2023-08-04 13:51:06 +0000 UTCYou know, Randy could have claimed leadership of the Alpha Bestas by becoming “An Actual Goddamn BEAR Derek”, if he’d had the guts.
Chris “Ace” Hendrix
2023-08-04 13:45:13 +0000 UTCAhh, my old friend "Dirty Fucking Monkey". It's been a while since I was called that by my friends. I just wish they wouldn't have thrown rocks at me when I showed up. Wait: You know, several decades on, I'm starting to think that "Dirty Fucking Monkey" wasn't meant as an endearing nickname, like "Kegmeister", "Cock Holster" or "Stump". Memories of youth, I reckon. Regardless, you can't deny the glass eye is pretty cool.
Dean Costello
2023-08-04 13:01:47 +0000 UTCI know I'm taking this too seriously, but what the fuck happened when Zan turned back to "normal" ? Wouldn't the bear immediately maul him? Or are we supposed to infer that the bear drowned offscreen in three inches in water? (This was pre-Reagan Saturday morning, after all, when you could only imply a gruesome death.) Fuck, I'm going to lose sleep over this.
Dave Dalrymple
2023-08-04 12:26:43 +0000 UTCEarly gang! Bearotica is my favorite anime.
Aaron Russell
2023-08-04 12:24:16 +0000 UTC
