Podcasting Day: The Book of the Demon Star with Lydia Bugg 🌭
Added 2023-07-19 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
By the hoary rites of the goose-pawed Ipes, we have summoned our own Lydia Bugg to this Dogg Zzone 9000 to read with us from the Book of the Demon Star by Diablito Al Ghoul, a yoga maniac filled with semen, trained by the ninja, and powered by Satan’s cousin’s adopted son-in-law. A dark curse upon you, for soon after listening to the podcast, you will have a full understanding of all of that!
Maybe we should start from the beginning. Brockway found a very powerful book documenting a forbidden power combining every element of all stupid shit. From the seed of fallen angel Samael came Asmodeus, and this is he in all his glory:
Asmodeus was illustrated by the only one who can see him, lonely Facebook user Diablito Al Ghoul, and this is he in all his glory:
Diablito has mastered arts most wizards or ninjas would find unthinkable. He can form time bubbles. He can read minds. He communes with demons to have sex with other demons, maybe. It’s impossible to be sure because all three of us spent most of this book very confused. But don’t be mistaken– Diablito Al Ghoul is no nerd. Here’s a drawing he made of a demon he slept with (during one of the rare circumstances where his sorcerer discipline allows him to ejaculate):
Listen with someone you love, or by yourself and then warn that person you love of our newfound powers. And by the sticky goose hands of Ipes, we command you to click the like or subscribe buttons on your podcast platform. For extensive footnotes, see below.
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Comments
I was thinking the same thing "Does horror only have one syllable in American?"
Gareth Powell
2023-07-21 10:42:19 +0000 UTCI was weightlifting when Brockway shouted the "genital compression" line and almost did myself a catastrophic injury, exactly like how dad went.
Gareth Powell
2023-07-21 10:41:19 +0000 UTCThe suffering caused by the demon voice did indeed enhance the podcast experience. Thanks for your sacrifice Brockway.
SlagasaurusRex
2023-07-20 10:23:37 +0000 UTCNot trying to start one of those "Why can't Americans speak English properly?" things, but it took my English ears a second to realise Liddy was being described as a horror writer rather than a whore writer. Had a moment of thinking "That's a harsh thing to say even to a friend," and I come from a country where "cunt" can mean anything from mortal enemy to best friend.
Matt Edwards
2023-07-20 10:11:07 +0000 UTCThe pump! Can you believe how he is in heaven?
Scribbler Johnny
2023-07-20 01:44:07 +0000 UTCMy god this one was unbelievably good. Wednesday is my favorite day of the week now.
adlem
2023-07-19 21:35:44 +0000 UTCI think the best part of this episode is finding out Brockway does DDPYoga. That makes me happy. Feel the Bang!!
Chris “Ace” Hendrix
2023-07-19 19:42:49 +0000 UTCWhat's the over/under on if he has a daughter, he names her Talia?
Skebotron
2023-07-19 17:21:08 +0000 UTCOl' Diablito "Three Fingers" Al Ghoul
Aaron Russell
2023-07-19 17:16:50 +0000 UTCThis is just mindfulness meditation in its Goth phase.
Nicholas Faubert
2023-07-19 16:55:59 +0000 UTCCareful Brendan ask too many questions cursed with Diablito's drawing skills.
Lydia Bugg
2023-07-19 16:16:39 +0000 UTCWhy didn't the demon grant him the ability to draw?
Brendan McGinley
2023-07-19 16:09:57 +0000 UTCDoes Asmodeus have palm fronds growing out of his back?
Bill Culbertson
2023-07-19 14:58:00 +0000 UTCI feel like the natural follow-up to this episode is a 200-minute dissection of Positive Moves.
Jennifer B
2023-07-19 14:12:09 +0000 UTCThe podcast and Liddy’s glasses are fire!
Sarah
2023-07-19 13:35:57 +0000 UTCYer glasses look sharp, Liddy!
Josh Ringler
2023-07-19 13:23:08 +0000 UTCThe illustrations give me high hopes that this could be another psychic bigfoot. I can't wait to listen later!
Jeff Orasky
2023-07-19 13:20:46 +0000 UTC
