Podcasting Day: Bigfoot Lives! with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee 🌭
Added 2023-05-31 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
Bust out your best demon crystals and the fancy guest space goblets, we're going Bigfoot hunting with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee! Natalie and Drew basically created 20% of the internet. They make comics, videos, albums, memes – between the two of them they’re responsible for Toothpaste for Dinner, Natalie Dee Comics, Married to the Sea, Da Share Z0ne, and Kompressor. Yes, THE Kompressor. I know! They’re current hosts of the excellent paranormal podcast Everything is Real at their site, Garbage Brain University. Clearly, they’re the perfect partners for a ‘Foot Hunt.
Some of you fear commitment. A Bigfoot can smell when your heart isn’t in it, and he will crystal you so fast. You need to know coming into this that we’re doing a two hour and fifteen minute podcast about a 65 page book called BIGFOOT LIVES! AND HE IS AN IMMORTAL MAGICIAN LIVING DEEP BELOW THE EARTH’S SURFACE.
We could do an hour on that title alone.
Bigfoot Lives! starts at terminal crazy velocity and somehow breaks the laws of crazy physics to continue accelerating. You will be recruited into the demon crystal war.
You will learn of the nearly infinite subspecies of Bigfeet, and the drunk children who draw them.
You will master a powerful set of psychic signature moves and learn how to best stack them to maximize your DPS.
You will think “Wow, that really is crazy! I wish they hadn’t given it all away in this post.”
You will realize how foolish that statement was when you meet Star Wizard and the Portal Children. The hunt starts now!
Bigfoot!
Lives!
And he is an immortal magician living deep beneath the earth’s surface!
AND WE GON’ GET ‘IM!
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Comments
I just came here to point out that "Up to $10,000 or more" is literally any amount of money.
Darth itHead
2023-06-15 02:06:47 +0000 UTCThis is the kind of crazy that you can only get on the Doggzone
Nick
2023-06-11 02:35:54 +0000 UTCNothing can convince me that Chuck Tingle is doing a bit. Chuck Tingle earnestly, passionately believes in Chuck Tingle and he is my hero. I *need* Chuck Tingle to be operating on the same level of sincerity as JR Fleming and I need that to be true in both directions or I will never stop crying.
Clementine Danger
2023-06-03 10:48:54 +0000 UTCYou know, I’m not usually one for conspiracies, but “These crystals made out of sentient beings are actually demons so you shouldn’t stop us, and should probably help us, making or using them,” sounds like the exact lie I would tell if I wanted to murder innocent creatures to fuel my space car. I’m also immediately skeptical when someone says, “The government regulators are the real bad guys actually!” This sounds like some cosmic capitalist meat grinder shit to me.
toasty god
2023-06-03 02:53:53 +0000 UTCBlood-Bonded Apes is the best term I've ever heard. River Jeremiah Jones is a real Desperation-era Stephen King character.
Luke Pennock
2023-06-02 21:04:18 +0000 UTCMy family doesn't usually get my sense of humor when it comes to enjoying horrible, terrible things from the wrong dimension. My wife has actually said, "Stop reading that to me," on several occasions when I tried to share a particularly good article with her. But I am currently on a road trip and I was driving, so damnit we are going to listen to what I want. And *everyone* was laughing their asses off with this one. I think we may have some new 🌭-people.
Jeff Orasky
2023-06-01 21:00:57 +0000 UTCI am convinced this is Chuck Tingle doing a G-rated version of his bit. Anyone read Tingle's "Guide to the Void"? The tone is exactly the same.
Daphne Lawless
2023-06-01 20:16:14 +0000 UTCVery bold of the author to claim to be an immortal wizard.
Scribbler Johnny
2023-06-01 13:41:10 +0000 UTCWhat a ride
Murray Dixon
2023-06-01 05:46:40 +0000 UTCI was laughing at this book along with everyone else until he says horses are malicious and prone to demon possessions and then I suddenly realized everything he was saying was true.
Jessica Hayes
2023-05-31 21:55:32 +0000 UTCThe only downside with this episode is that there was so much going on I had to stop doing what I was supposed to do after work today (Traveller campaign) just so I could focus. I mean all episodes are great, but sometimes they are just wizard, which I think i better.
latsöm
2023-05-31 19:32:05 +0000 UTCThis episode and the bonus are both top-notch, even by our lofty 1900HotDog standards. My only minor critique is that there's not enough Grave Digger. He's got "Interdimensional Immortal Magician" written all over him.
Skebotron
2023-05-31 17:55:30 +0000 UTCThank you for all of the internetainment, Nadrew Toothfoot!
Brendan McGinley
2023-05-31 13:47:51 +0000 UTCEnduring the Interdimensional Cosmic War is a sick prog album
Horse Macho
2023-05-31 12:54:10 +0000 UTCI haven't listened to the episode yet but if this doesn't have the "world's fastest banjo piece" like last time, I'll be so disappointed.
Pistol Wizard
2023-05-31 12:30:20 +0000 UTCWhen I first saw the title I read it as “Bigfoot Live!” and I imagined a star studded Broadway revue…can we please make that happen?
Dr. Spaceman
2023-05-31 12:04:29 +0000 UTC
