Podcasting Day: The Barbarian Game DLC with Katie Goldin 🌭
Added 2023-03-01 13:00:06 +0000 UTCKatie Goldin is an animal expert, and her show Creature Feature is a kind-hearted, funny look at nature’s many mistakes. Those are our words, she would never call them that. She’s also the new co-host of the Maximum Fun podcast Secretly Incredibly Fascinating, our secretly incredibly favorite podcast created by Hot Dog’s own Alex Schmidt. So knowing two things about Katie Goldin – that she’s a professional animal lover, and an intelligent person obsessed with the little things - we walrus noised in her face until she hid in a cabinet. This podcast is not about animals and little things, it’s about huge humans and how to become them. Katie Goldin is your final Barbarian Brother in the very last Barbarian Game, somehow still the only podcast improv game based on the movies of 1980s bodybuilding twins!
We’ve already forced our favorite authors, filmmakers, comedians, and chaos pixies to roleplay every Barbarian Brothers movie. Today we’ll be taking on the Brothers’ other appearances, like their stints on Japanese variety shows…
The time they brought a bodybuilding dog on Regis…
When Knight Rider tricked them into electrocuting each other…
Their deleted scene from Natural Born Killers, the movie infamous for being overly indulgent, incoherent, rambling, and obscene…. and they still managed to get cut from it.
And of course their music video for “I’m a Wild One,” which they spelled wrong on the title card.
Patrons at our $5 tier get a bonus episode every single week. This time Katie Goldin and Seanbaby get their character sheets for Brothers and Barbarians, somehow still the only TTRPG that lets- that demands you play as a Barbarian Brother! They’re hurled into a dimension-hopping one shot where they’ll have to defeat KITT, Regis, their own legless selves, a superpowered chimpanzee of their own creation, and of course, TV’s Richard Kiel.
Not enough content? Well, listen to the intro for next week’s podcast and take part in our first ever Dogg Zzone 9000 contest: “What The Fuck Are You All Talking About?” The rules are right there in the title. If you can guess, based on the rambling first twenty minutes of our podcast, what that podcast could possibly be about, you win a T-shirt from our guest: Defector’s Dan McQuade!
Still not enough content? Well… fuck you then!
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Comments
My guess for mystery podcast is "CURSED SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES" or "Why Do He-Man Figures Taste Different Than G.I.Joe Figures?"
CHAUGGLE
2023-03-02 15:12:23 +0000 UTCGonna be real sad if this is the last Barbarians episode 💪💪🦭 (seal emoji because there isn't a walrus one)
Dave Ruff
2023-03-02 14:49:31 +0000 UTCMystery Podcast subject is obvious - "Brockway Wants a Murderer Season 2 - The New Jersey Mall Killings"
Patrick Riordan
2023-03-02 00:29:22 +0000 UTC💪💪
Alex Schmidt
2023-03-02 00:21:58 +0000 UTCI don't know how many guesses I'm allowed. The next episode is either about the film "Chopping Mall" or the Mall of America. If I had to choose between them, I'd say the episode is about "Chopping Mall." I hope I'm at least close
Pistol Wizard
2023-03-01 23:10:52 +0000 UTCMy guess is that next week is about Photoshop somehow.
John Dean
2023-03-01 21:06:02 +0000 UTCIf this is truly the last Barbarians session, I'll have to pour one out for them tonight. Barbarian-style, of course: directly down the gullet while making walrus noises.
Skebotron
2023-03-01 17:44:21 +0000 UTCYeah, and it fucking rules.
Pee-Wee's Uncle
2023-03-01 15:00:43 +0000 UTCEvery outfit the Barbarian Brothers ever donned was stolen from a Bangles video set.
Brendan McGinley
2023-03-01 14:27:18 +0000 UTCDoing some very important research, I found that there's one, single movie where one of the Barbarian Brothers decided to go solo. It's called "The White Horse is Dead". I looked up the movie and the IMDB description is "In a bizarre form of self help, a 17-year-old girl, puts leeches on her body, letting them suck her blood to ease the pain of her life. While her sexually charged Russian mother insights her to use her beauty to achieve the American dream" Anyway Nicolas Cage appeared in 14 films between 2018 and 2019
Nicolas Cage Facts
2023-03-01 13:29:50 +0000 UTC