Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Battle Hugs

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we travel the country in a hot air balloon promoting friendship.

But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!

First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where there’s Dr. Pepper, and there’s Dr. Skipper, but the real ones only bring the Dr. Thunder. Sissyneck’s having a rough month, full of worry about Lydia’s Wuthering High article-

Full of childhood anxiety-

And full of fart nostalgia, the worst kind of nostalgia.

Now let’s move on to the Comments, where Sean extolls the virtues of the Battle Hug.

Boyka explains the Boyka of the Boyka.

Skebotron breaks down the core philosophy of 1900HOTDOG.

The Parallel Viewmaster has a great pitch, but it’s Pee-Wee’s Uncle that got this movie greenlit.

Mark Mahoney understands the unique regret that comes from trusting Seanbaby with any kind of personal information.

Next it’s time for Weekend Updape with Gellaho! Let’s introduce ourselves (no eye contact, butt elevated in submission) to the new apes Gellaho wrangled for us this month!

Biker Ape came to Bike Week for Babes, Brews and Baboons. (Biker Ape is a freak.)

Betrayal Ape has your best interests at… heart. What? What’s weird about the way he emphasized heart? It was nothing. Your mistrust… cuts… him to the quick.

Now on to the Discord where we OH NO FERRODAY!

Rob proved what we suspected all along: That the endgame of all Artificial Intelligence is libertarian shitposting.

Javo and Mo found a karate mani- SUCK MY COKE, FRANK.

Speaking of, Mo’s really been practicing his one-liners dialing in a tight five at Angry Eddy’s Chuckle Hut, and it shows.

FancyShark brings the fancy sharks, but Delta Foxtrot proves there’s no idea so good it hasn’t been done already 17 times.

Sometimes inspiration comes from unexpected places, and Adrienne proves that sometimes it can also be completely expected.

We’re considering banning the robot art channel, but we’re too afraid to go in there again and hit the button.

Now it’s time to announce our winner! It was Adrienne for that sweet Bigfoot/Mothman slash-art! It’s not now, because of Gobaby! So it’s, oh, let’s say Sean for weaponizing empathy into a Battle Hug. Congratulations, Sean!

You are the new custodian of the Grace Jones photo where she looks like a sexual Raiden. Let’s see how last month’s winner, Agent of Fortune, ruined this wonderful piece of art.

No, I just checked: The whole outfit does really appear to be made of goth wicker. That’s not vandalism! Agent of Fortune, you protected our lady - thank you!

You folks are, as always, the best. And if anyone ever questions that, you call us. We’ll listen to their problems and give them a hug until they fucking die from it.

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