Podcasting Day: Beat 'Em Up with Rusty Shackles 🌭
Added 2022-09-21 12:00:08 +0000 UTCIn arcades, as in life, whenever you ever see 2 to 4 men punching their way through mohawks, you are guaranteed a good time. It's Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, bad dudes, and we welcomed our very own website's illustrator, Rusty Shackles, to discuss the greatest of video game genres: '90s beat 'em ups.
Like getting you and your brother's girlfriend back from the gang who stole her, the rules of our beat 'em up discussion were simple. If you want to play along at home, here are the controls:
You can listen here or wherever you get podcasts, but if you're a real shadow warrior Patron, you can listen to the bonus podcast where Rusty and Brockway try to identify a series of increasingly insane video game quotes. If you want to avoid spoilers for the main show, don't look at these kickass arcade flyers for our badass top choices! Like us on Review, and Double us on Dragon! Thanks!
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Comments
I got pumped when Rusty mentioned Ninja Baseball Bat-men in the beginning cos its my all-time fave but sad it wasn't further discussed. but this is such a rich field, no way everything could be covered. AVP is legit incredible so no cause for complaint really. NB Bat-men is insane and fucking rules though. If you don't know, look into it
Murray Dixon
2022-09-22 20:55:54 +0000 UTCNo Shadow over Mystara??!!?!I thought you guys were cool (no I didn't).
Drew Calcott
2022-09-22 10:29:04 +0000 UTCCaptain Commando fucking ruled. Mack the Knife!!!!
Jeff Orasky
2022-09-21 22:13:21 +0000 UTCSimultaneously overjoyed that Rusty brought up AvP and disappointed nobody brought the Capcom DnD beat-em-ups.
DoItForDio
2022-09-21 14:41:40 +0000 UTCIn Captain Commando you have a third-rate superhero with a name an eight year old would come up with, a mummy that fights with knives, baby in a robo-suit, and a ninja. It's like something an awesome mental patient would come up with.
Max Rockatansky
2022-09-21 14:19:57 +0000 UTCThe fact that the AvP movies are such trash is astounding considering the fact that they had not only a good comic to work from, but literally the easiest assignment ever. I'm sure I'll work through my despair more in therapy.
CHAUGGLE
2022-09-21 13:28:59 +0000 UTCThese illustrations are laugh-out-loud fantastic. I want the Combatribes one in 36x48 hanging in my dining room.
Player 2
2022-09-21 12:17:33 +0000 UTC