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Podcasting Day: Dog Police with Fryda Wolff 🌭

When I said I wanted to do a whole podcast on the 3-minute long novelty song “Dog Police,” Seanbaby said “you’re gonna get a whole podcast out of that?” and then immediately added “Fryda Wolff would love it.”

He was right! Fryda loves Dog Police first and foremost, but second to that she is a talented voice actor who dominates video games and animation, so every time we trick her into doing an impression here she’s working for free! That makes this entire podcast a violation of labor laws, and we its corrupt union-busting capitalist pigs. Follow Fryda here so she can at least say she’s working for exposure.

There is so much Dog Policing to cover. Origin stories, videos, TV shows! The song got TV shows! Plural! The world almost went nuts for Dog Police, but then did not. The Dog Police they actually filmed was-

Hold on, I can sense your confusion. I keep saying “Dog Police” and you keep thinking “but which one? There are so many cinematic dog police, and I know them all by heart – they’re each and every one totally charming. Can you specify?”

Of course-

You can throw us a bone and subscribe here, or you could leave us a rather fetching review that will leave tongues wagging about what good boys we are! Please don’t specifically mention it’s in regard to that time we did an entire podcast about the dogfucking song. That’s not a pun, it is a genuine plea.

Store update! Did you know 1-900-🌭 has a mascot? Us neither! He just… he just showed up one day. We don’t even know his name. Can you help explain this, or at least buy his shirts? Maybe that will make him happy, there’s honestly no way of knowing.

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Comments

Anyone have a link to the "Just Alf That Shit" online store, or an address for their corporate headquarters? I need to order 8 billion XXL shirts, and a bumper sticker.

EveryZig

My whole online handle, in its various permutations, is a dog pun, so I felt vaguely attacked by this episode intro 🐶👀

Dave Ruff

Also, Enya, her manager and his wife/her lyricist all live together in a castle. It's well weird.

Daphne Lawless

Rachel Hunter! She was royalty in my country

Daphne Lawless

So glad you're covering this. It's important Adam Sandler answers for all his crimes.

Matt Edwards

I have to assume that it took over a year to get Fryda back on the podcast because she's only just now gotten over her PHTSD.* *Post-Heathcliff Traumatic Stress Disorder

Skebotron

I need to get rid of my illegal barkotics before the dog police find me.

Pee-Wee's Uncle


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