Podcasting Day: Marvel Questprobe Featuring Spider-Man Featuring Taylor Moore and Tim Platt! 🌭
Added 2022-03-09 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
Happy Podcasting Day, everyo-- okay, enough whimsy. What we've done today is probably unforgivable. Three months ago, we subjected two of the stars of Rude Tales of Magic to the hole-digging mind curse of Scott Adams' Marvel's Questprobe's The Hulk. And today we've done it again.
We are joined by Tim Platt and Taylor Moore who Brockway trapped in the inescapable office building of dislogic from Scott Adams' Marvel™'s Questprobe™ Featuring Spider-Man™.
Marvel™ at our inability to advance even the tiniest bit of Spider-Man™'s quest™ to probe™ every niche® in this 1984 text adventure! We erased Ringmaster from reality! We straight up killed The Lizard and dragged his body around with an executive desk we stole. It's hard to know what exactly we did in this haze of broken physics, blindness, and confusion, but one thing is clear: we are bad Spider-Men.
Review and subscribe! To us, sure, but mostly to Taylor and Tim's hilarious shows Rude Tales of Magic and Oh Those Stars of Space. And we're sorry, The Lizard!
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Comments
How did you skip over that Spiderman used his spider strength to tear a piece of PAPER?
Darth itHead
2022-03-12 20:07:56 +0000 UTCI am genuinely amazed that it's taken this long for someone to make a reference to "Eliminators" on this podcast. That film is a foundational part of my childhood and present day personality.
Josh Addison
2022-03-11 01:50:36 +0000 UTCW3bF7uid420
DeltaFoxtrot
2022-03-10 14:57:07 +0000 UTCOh shit, I gotta change my password
Yeyo
2022-03-10 02:36:28 +0000 UTCA greater than 0 percentage of Dogg Zzone 9000 listeners can now be hacked using the password “webfluid4”
Jerrod Matras
2022-03-10 01:41:07 +0000 UTCText adventure games and the later point and click games were all terrible. People look back on them fondly out of Stockholm Syndrome because they had maybe two games. Kinda like how older generations insist things were better in their childhood, despite the rampant childhood diseases, racism, and threat of nuclear war. I'm not saying Scott Adams is as bad as nuclear winter, but he might be as bad as polio.
Matt Edwards
2022-03-09 20:17:32 +0000 UTCBetween the previous Questprobe episode with Ali and Carly, I have listened to the entirety of Rude Tales of Magic and am now a decent chunk of episodes into Oh These, Those Stars of Space. Since my favorite D&D podcast ended, this group has expertly filled the "oh god something get me through the workday" void it had left behind.
Skebotron
2022-03-09 18:44:14 +0000 UTCThese games are designed that way on purpose to identify and weed out all the dirty eggtouchers LIKE YOU Also, one of my friends had King's Quest V for the NES and I remember it being maddening, but we did have some fun trying just the absolute dumbest shit we could think of to see what would happen.
Skebotron
2022-03-09 17:43:19 +0000 UTCi don't mind if a game that has an insta fail. but there needs to be something more than interact with thing in the first room I enter. or at the very least something in the game needs to clue me to "don't touch the eggs"
DeltaFoxtrot
2022-03-09 16:13:42 +0000 UTCI absolutely hated that there were ways to permanently screw yourself in these kind of games. And they happened. All. The. Time. Nobody liked it. Not a single person ever said, "Boy, did I deserve to get boned there, with absolutely no warning or way to back out." So why? Why any of it? In summary, fuck you King's Quest!
Jeff Orasky
2022-03-09 15:25:57 +0000 UTCThere's no way that organic web shooters would have passed the Comic Code. And before you say "Oh, it would have flown over their heads", never forget that the people who become professional censors and "moral guardians" tend to be the most fucked up perverts. These were the folks who were convinced that Batman was at the very least grooming Robin. They could find an imagined sexual metaphor in a plate of spaghetti Bolognese. They could certainly find a sexual metaphor in a guy who makes his own sticky fluid.
Dave Dalrymple
2022-03-09 14:18:47 +0000 UTCI don't just listen to the podcasts. But I am very excited to listen to another questprobe marvel adventure
DeltaFoxtrot
2022-03-09 13:56:53 +0000 UTCSo y'all are just constructing a podcast labyrinth for the Rude Tales peeps then, huh? Is that one of the Secret Tiers, where when you give a very specific amount of money you get to imprison other podcasters in a mind labyrinth and take turns being the minotaur? I heard those were a thing on Patreon, but I could be confusing Patreon with the Illuminati.
Flippant Sausage
2022-03-09 13:41:49 +0000 UTC
