Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Nerding Days of 2021 🌭
Added 2021-12-31 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
2021 was a fantastic year for nerds: you got big swingin’ dork movies, huge video game releases, and nobody stuffed you in a locker unless you had lockers in your house and married a bully – which you probably did because the sex is crazy. But most of all, you got all these prime nerding days!
What if Star Trek had less money, no morals, and a boner? Lydia found out!
New Adventures of Megaman Part 1
A Brazilian Megaman comic? Why, that's probably just the story of Megaman battling Cut Man and Guts Man in Portuguese, right? It certainly couldn't be about a robot boy horny for his sister while unexplained new characters rant about local politics, right?
New Adventures of Megaman Part 2
If you were thinking the author got ahold of himself, and his urges, you didn't learn a goddamn thing from New Adventures of Megaman Part 1.
Everyone the Wonder Twins Rescued Should be Dead II: The Drag Race
Let the whimsy of Seanbaby, inventor of being funny on the Internet, deck your halls as he adds altered words to unaltered screenshots from the hit '80s cartoon The Super Friends! What a card! A Christmas card, that is!
Rob Liefeld is a hard thing to explain, but the art, storytelling, laziness, derivativeness, and complete collapse of 2021's The Shield does a pretty good job. A man who can't draw, and doesn't want to, made another attempt at rebooting a Captain America character, really blew it, and abandoned the project to someone who wasn't quite sure what was going on. Rated T Cover price: $3.99
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Comments
I've never seen a better analogy.
Swift Justice
2022-01-17 15:20:28 +0000 UTCEither brain protecting itself, of I smoke too much weed. But I like to believe those are the same thing.
Bonnybedlam
2022-01-07 19:59:35 +0000 UTCHow could anyone ever forget the tongue toilet?
Bill D
2022-01-07 13:33:18 +0000 UTCSo Rob Liefeld is like one of those snacks that nobody really likes, but that once you open a bag, you just keep eating them anyway? Is he like a bag of Sun Chips that people have been compulsively snacking away on for 30 years, despite them hating the dull starchy taste that overruns their mouth?
Matthew Harris
2022-01-06 21:11:27 +0000 UTCMore that the only remaining people who buy comic books are literally unable to stop doing so, and it's never mattered if they made money since the mid 1990s.
Swift Justice
2022-01-06 14:07:51 +0000 UTCLegal records count as history.
Bonnybedlam
2022-01-03 20:30:08 +0000 UTCWait, that happened to me too, am I crazy? Did we just go to an alternate timeline and in the original that was a different article? I really really don't remember reading it!
Yeyo
2022-01-03 14:00:16 +0000 UTCI did forget. I have no idea how, I was completely sure that I had read every single article on this site since the beginning, and yet I had no memory of that article. Now I'm questioning my whole perception of reality. On the other hand, it's like getting a new article, so that's good, I guess
Yeyo
2022-01-03 13:57:24 +0000 UTCThe thing I really unironically enjoy about Rob Liefeld is that he constantly tries to remake a character that people only like because he's a symbol of That Time We Did A Good Thing as a Country (Sort Of, Its Complicated) and we all kind of wish that we were all like Captain America and that Captain America was how America is. But Rob doesn't seem to understand that, so he keeps trying to make an edgy Captain America, and almost always never makes anything you wouldn't find in a folder of rejected ideas for superheroes for an 80's era superhero pen and paper RPG. And I think that combination of unawareness and harmlessness is funny as HELL.
Flippant Sausage
2022-01-01 03:10:50 +0000 UTCMega Man will be remembered forever. Probably thanks to a restraining order from his sister, but that still counts as being remembered!
Jeff Orasky
2021-12-31 20:50:56 +0000 UTCI forgot Lexx so completely, I think my brain was trying to protect me from it. Which just means I got to experience it for the first time twice! Take that brain!
Bonnybedlam
2021-12-31 20:39:48 +0000 UTCIs Rob Liefeld hard to explain---or the absolute most easy thing to explain? "Self-taught comic book fan likes to draw big muscles and big guns, impressed adolescence for a few years in the early 1990s" is easy to explain. "Man in his forties continues to draw anatomy that doesn't make sense and has a career doing it even though people have been ridiculing him for decades" is much harder to explain.
Matthew Harris
2021-12-31 20:36:00 +0000 UTCFully half of this is because of a tip I gave them on a probably drunken whim in the comments, I'm proud, terrified, and once again drunk. (Well it is New Years Eve here)
Swift Justice
2021-12-31 16:36:43 +0000 UTCLexx, how could I forget?!
LyraV
2021-12-31 13:26:52 +0000 UTC
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